sinclair's Review

I visited Silk Exotic on a Tuesday night around 21:00. The parking lot was huge and well lit. The cover was $10. The guy taking the money told me I could not wear my hat and also insulted me because he did not like the sports team on it. I sat at the large island bar that is straight ahead from the entrance. The male bartenders were too busy. I finally got two-for-one Leinenkugels at a cost of $6.50. Later on I would move to the smaller bar at the back of the club. The young Mexican guy bartending in the back was much friendlier and offered better service. I noticed when dancers do their tip parade, they always hit the main bar, but some of them end up skipping the back bar. This saved me a couple singles over the course of the night. The DJ plays a mix of everything: rock, hip hop, pop. There was some thug factor on two-fer Tuesday.

The club is the largest in the Milwaukee area, except for maybe On The Border. The stage is shaped like a horseshoe and stretches through almost half of the room. Dancers started out doing stage work at the base of the curve, then moved to pole work at the end of one of the runways, and then ended with pole work at the end of the opposite runway. There were three dancers in action at once.

For a club that is supposed to be the best in the area, I was very unimpressed by the dancers. Out of 16 dancers, there was only one that I would’ve fucked. Almost every dancer on night shift had stretch marks and showed other residual signs of gravidity. In fact, some were wearing outfits similar to a one-piece bathing suit to hide their stomach from the view of PL’s. The dancers were mostly white and Hispanic, with a few blacks and two short Filipinas thrown in. I took in the show at the stage for awhile. Most of the dancers were mellow, but I remember tipping one particular dancer by sticking a couple bucks in her g-string, to which she spazzed and cussed me out. Either she wanted the tip placed on the stage, or she thought I made too much contact with her ass when tucking the greenbacks.