Reviews by sinclair

I went to Maximus Gentlemen’s Club at 21:05 on a Saturday night. The last TUSCL review was eight years ago, so I really didn’t know what to expect. There was a $20 cover at the…

I went to The Pony at 23:15 on a Friday night. The club is a pink metal building surrounded by factories on the west side of Galesburg. There was no cover charge to get in.…

I went to JJ’s Cabaret at 20:50 on a Friday night. The club is a metal building with a gravel parking lot. There was a $10 cover charge at the door. There is a small…

I went to Mystic Cabaret on a Thursday night at 20:00. This club was formerly known as Cheetah before being rebranded. There was a $10 cover charge at the door. The dress code posted said…

I went to Club 10 Gentlemen's Club at 17:45 on a Wednesday night. There was no cover charge to get in. The stage is an island in the middle of the room with two thick…

I went to the Matador Club at 21:45 on a Wednesday night. This strip club is literally next to the fence of Eglin Air Force Base. From the outside, the building looks like it might…

I went to The Executive Gentlemen’s Club at midnight on a Monday night. There was no cover charge. I had not been inside this establishment since 2017 when it was Scores Mansion, and the inside…

I went to Escapes at 22:30 on a Tuesday night. There was no cover charge and only one other customer inside when I arrived. The party ratcheted up after midnight, and eventually there was a…

I went to 327 Club at 01:00 on a Saturday night. There was a $25 cover charge at the door, but the door girl said if I tipped her, she would waive the cover charge.…

I went to the Penthouse Club at 22:30 on a Saturday night with a group of people. There was a $16 cover charge at the door. There are three stages: two are round islands with…

I went to the Long Branch Saloon at 00:40 on a Friday night. This strip club is a metal building located out in the farm fields ten minutes west of Vicksburg. The parking lot was…

I went to Trim Gentlemen’s Club on a Thursday night at 23:45. I had been to Daisy Dook’s many times, but this was my first time here after the club was remodeled into Trim. Overall,…

I went to the Peppermint Hippo 2 at 23:45 on a Saturday night. The outside of the building is painted to look like the Peppermint Hippo strip club featured in two episodes of South Park.…

I went to the Cheyenne Gentlemen's Club at 18:00 on a Saturday night. The club shares a large parking lot with a Chinese massage parlor and a marijuana dispensary. There was a $10 cover charge…

I went to The Office Gentlemen’s Club on a Saturday night at 21:15. The Office shares a long building with Playmakers Bar and Grill. The Office is on the left and Playmakers is on the…

I went to the Bottoms Up Lounge at 00:15 on a Friday night. There was no cover charge to enter. The bar is along the front wall to the left as you enter. The stage…

Dream Girls is a white stucco building on the east side of Arizona 95. I went to Dream Girls at 22:00 on a Thursday and at 22:45 on a Friday. The cover charge was always…

I went to Bar Valentine at 23:45 on a Friday night. The building is very long and not too wide and extends a ways back from the boulevard. To me, it appears the building was…

I went to Cabaret Bar 55 at 19:30 on a Friday night. This strip club has not been reviewed in over twenty years, so I was not even sure it was still open. You have…

I went to Bar Sex Appeal at 01:15 on a Tuesday night. The entrance is just an open doorway on Saint-Catherine Street leading to a staircase. You walk down seventeen steps into a basement. There…

I went to The Pony at 22:00 on a Saturday night. The parking lot was tight for larger vehicles, and low income housing is visible on the other side of the fence. There was a…

I went to Ponytails Lounge at 19:35 on a Saturday night. The club is a small red building only about a block west of US 41. The parking lot is small and can accommodate maybe…

I went to the Go-Go Club at 19:00 on a Saturday night. The building was a Pizza Hut a long time ago, as seen by the shape of the roof and the shape of the…

I went to Night Moves on a Friday night at 21:30. The club is on the south side of Bloomington. The small parking lot in the front of the club was completely full, so I…

I went to Cracker Jaxx at 17:15 on a Saturday. There was no cover charge. There is a $5 cover charge after 19:00. Sincweisers were $5 in twelve ounce bottles. Buckets of six domestic beers…