I went to Jaguars on a...

I went to Jaguars on a Friday night around 10pm. There is valet parking close to the door and self-parking on adjacent sides of the club. The cover charge is $20 due to Jaguars being a BYOB club. The cover is steep, but if you are a heavy drinker, you actually will save a lot of money over the course of the night versus going to a non-BYOB place that charges you $6-8 bucks per beer. Once inside the club, about eight waitresses were ready to pounce on me. One followed me to an empty table and offered me a bucket of ice for my Sinclairweisers at a cost of $6.

The “pit” area of the club in front of the stage is packed with tables and chairs, making it hard to move through. The main stage had two poles and two dancers on it. There were an additional four auxiliary stages (two with poles inside the “pit” area, two tabletops on the periphery) that had one dancer each on them. Dancers would start on the main stage, and then rotate through all of the auxiliary stages. It would take 30-40 minutes for a dancer to go through the whole rotation. Lap dances are done in booths in the back and corners of the club. Privacy was minimal because there were usually other patrons getting dances in a booth across the way or in a booth next to yours. Topless lap dances are $20. Nude lap dances are $30.

Dancers ran the gamut from “muy media” to “muy bonita” here. There was a 9 and 10 in the line-up, but most of the dancers were in the 5-8 range. I got dances from four different dancers. The best of the bunch was Courtney. She worked my cock real hard for her money. Casanova was an off-the-charts sexy Texan, but here lap dances were a little tame. Vivian looked good from a distance, but once I saw her up close, she was destroyed by childbirth. I dropped her after one song. The fourth dancer’s name I forgot, but she was bragging how she was in Hustler magazine in 2007. This fourth dancer had been banned by the staff from having alcohol do to past issues, so when she was in a booth giving me dances, she shotgunned two of my beers. None of the dancers tried to overcount on me, which was nice. There were a few more dancers I wanted to try out, but the crowd eventually got packed and this became too difficult.