I went to the Double D...

I went to the Double D Saloon on a Tuesday night around 10pm. There was a $5 cover charge. Bottles of beer were $3 if I remember correctly. Being from outside Oklahoma, I was caught off guard when the beer tasted like water. Beer in Oklahoma is only allowed to contain 3.2% alcohol. The club felt like a Lone Star Steakhouse with strippers. The club has three stages. The two in the middle of the room were box stages. The third stage on the far side of the room was a regular stage. Only the box stage closest to the bar was being used. I got hit up by the waitresses and bartender constantly to buy more beers. There were only a dozen guys in the club at most, so this was constant and annoying. The DJ played mostly rock and country music.

There were six dancers working. The best-looking dancer was a blonde named Selena. She was on lockdown the whole time with a regular. I tried to tip her when she had to go on stage, but she would not even come over and take my tip. She didn’t interact with anyone other than her reg the whole 75 minutes or so I was in the club. Jessica, a dirty blonde, was decent. She hit me up right after I got into the club, so I shrugged her off. I probably shouldn’t have done this in retrospect because the other four dancers were definite “NO’s”. Two were fat white girls, one was a tall black girl with no tits, and the last one was an older dancer by the name of Denver that had tiny saggy tits. A buck or two tip at the stage would get you a Stevie. Lap dances were done on couches on the west wall of the club. There was essentially no privacy from the rest of the club. Lap dances cost $20.

The Double D Saloon was boring on a Tuesday night, but it might be better on the weekend. I might give it another try next time I am in the Big Friendly.