Reviews

I stopped into Fantasy on a Friday night around 20:30. The club is located on the frontage road to I-80/I-94 with the Little Calumet River being directly behind the club. If you are coming from…

I went to All Stars around 18:30 on a Wednesday evening to wait out the traffic on I-55. There was no cover to get in, but they do scan your drivers license. Sincweisers were $4.…

I was at Southern Comfort on a recent Friday evening. I hit up the BP gas station less than a block away for some Sincweiser tallboys before parking in the club’s gravel parking lot. The…

Since Tuxedo’s has not been reviewed in almost a year, I decided to TOFTT and see what the current situation was. I stopped by Tuxedo’s on a Saturday around 17:00 on a Saturday. There was…

I was most recently at Daisy Dooks on a Saturday two weekends ago. I arrived around 00:30, which was technically Sunday, and stayed until almost closing time at 04:00. On the first time I stopped…

Teasers has not been reviewed in close to three years, so I feel obligated to give an update. My review will be a summary of multiple visits to Teasers during the month of June. The…

This review will encompass my last three visits to Maverick’s in June. This strip club has not been reviewed in a year, so it is overdue for a fresh rundown. The club is located right…

I went to The Candy Factory around 23:00 on a Saturday night. The club is right at the intersection of US 30 and Illinois 251. The parking lot is gravel. The cover charge was $5.…

I stopped by the High Heel Saloon at on a Saturday night at 21:30. The cover charge was $7. A Sincweiser was $4. The club is split into two rooms. The front room has video…

I went to State Line Showgirls on a Saturday night at 19:45. The club is a juice bar, so the cover charge was $15, but unlimited nonalcoholic drinks were free. Luckily, they did have Dr.…

Since Michael’s has not been reviewed in six months, I decided to visit during prime time on a Saturday night. I walked in the door at 18:50. They scan your driver’s license into their computer.…

I was driving through Morgan City and pretty much happened to come across this strip club on a Tuesday afternoon. Apparently, The Platform had just opened in March 2017, so I thought I would do…