Posts by JohnSmith69

Criticizing the funniest super bowl ad. Let's just get it over with and ban humor cause some jack ass somewhere will always be offended. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3436627/Viewers-slam-disturbing-winner-Doritos-Super-Bowl-ad.html

Free girl and I are sexting. Details of sex acts, pictures, etc. This is entirely free. She set up another date. She genuinely wants to fuck me. And refuses to even speak of me paying. This is…

Denver doesn't have a prayer.

Damn it's a slow morning. Are you losers all at church? Here's another recent development from my life with strippers to try to wake people up. Dancer friend, a good regular, tells me about how she is going to…

When receiving a blow job, do you like it if the girl jerks off the bottom half of your dick with her hand while sucking the top half and letting you cum in her mouth? Or do you prefer…

What are the ethical standards that govern this situation? Dancer A comes up to sit with random customer. She hangs with him for three songs. He doesn't buy her a drink. They just talk. The guy seems…

I've now seen it. Female PLs that are just as bad as some of you. Maybe worse. They say they love me by the third message. They give me their phone number by the second message. They send…

It fits. Wearing a tshirt with gravy stains Living in his mom's basement Advocates rape of women http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3432531/Pictured-pick-artist-center-international-pro-rape-storm-t-shirt-shorts-door-mother-s-home-lives-basement.html

Here are the worst user names that I've seen so far for women in online dating. These look entirely legit. In other words, these were not intended as jokes. Ho5284 (from her write up I think this was supposed…

Holy shit. I found one. They are not unicorns. Gorgeous face. Blond beauty. Kissable lips. Magic smile. Sexy poses. Alluring clothes, they show more than most women on Match but not nearly to the point of…

Here is the final, official, complete and total word on the Miami meetup. This will not change. Unless one of you says something that makes me change it again. I'm moving the official meet up back to Friday Feb…

I do this every time I drive if I have been smoking weed. It works equally well for alcohol. I just did this last night after my porn production was completed to make sure that I was…