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JohnSmith69

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1,186 posts by JohnSmith69

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An Act of Worship

The following is a description of how to worship a dream stripper. Some of you need to get some tissues before you read on. You know who you are. OK. Now for the story. Hypocritical Christians think…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 16

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A sincere offer to jerikson

Somebody please pm the text of my offer to jerikson. I'm going to be in LA in February, exact dates TBD. So I propose the following to resolve once and for all whether or not Jerikson is a woman. Jerikson, I…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 17

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Question?

Why is it called a "girlfriend experience" instead of a "wife experience"?

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 24

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Mons Venus

I'm gonna be in Tampa this week and was planning to hit my fav place Mons Venus. If anybody is interested in maybe meeting PM me. I'm also open to anybody trying to convunce me to try another…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 3

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The optimal age

We all know that19 is the perfect age for a woman. Turns out 17 is the best age to be a guy. http://dailym.ai/14vTLdz

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 21

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Unfair

Here's the scenario. You're married to a woman who really turns you on. She's got exactly the body type that is perfect for you. Then she takes you for granted and changes in such a way that she…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 5

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More Stripper Lies

So I encountered a new form of stripper lies recently, at least it was new to me. I'm in the club to play with the DS. She sent me a text the day before and told me she would be…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 33

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I wish I has cool parents like this when I was a teen

http://dailym.ai/1BxqOL4

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 6

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Your ride

1. What kind of car do you drive? 2. What do you, realistically speaking, plan for your next car to be.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 38

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I was wrong

I have long been an advocate of kissing strippers as a relatively low risk activity. Turns out I was apparently wrong and there are risks involved that I did not appreciate. Also turns out in fact that a whole host…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 18

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Shadow cat's new Mustang

Q. How does shadow cat know if a stripper has been using his new Mustang? A. The stick shift is still wet.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 8

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Avatars that I lust after

I particularly lust after the avatars of Jestrite, Lopaw, ATACdawg, Tiredtraveler, Jabberwock, and azdd (especially if those tits are real). Would you guys mind posting links to the girls' larger pictures so we can see them up close?…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 23

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Questions for those who smoke pot

I don't use drugs except occasionally alcohol. However the DS smokes pot, and we are going to start partaking together. I'm wondering whether we should get high before or after sex. Does pot enhance or diminish sexual…

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Diversification

For the new year, I am wondering whether I should diversify a little bit and quit spending so much of my strip club time, energy, and money on my dream stripper. She's been virtually my entire focus for the…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 9

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Something to start the new year with

Jokes about strippers and blow jobs Q: Why was the stripper upset when she got her Driver's License? A: Because the examiner gave her an "F" in sex even though she blew him. Q: How do you get a stripper off of…

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Stripper injuries

To the inexperienced, a strip club might seem like a pretty safe environment to work in from the standpoint of work place accidents. But I saw an example recently of why that is not necessarily true. A dancer…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 24

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Turns out strip clubs aren't the only place with PLs

http://dailym.ai/1BibY9m

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 12

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Dating in old age

We all know that it gets tougher to find suitable civilians to date/fuck as you get older. It's especially hard when you reach your 60s and 70s and the available dating pool is as wrinkled as you are.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 8

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Favorite Discussion Topics of 2014

What were your favorite discussion topics that you posted in 2014? As for me, I vote for the following three: The true identity of jerikson40 https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=30966 The night I met my dream stripper https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=31393 What a PL says to his wife/girlfriend and what…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2

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New Years Resolutions

What are your New Years resolutions relating to strippers, strip clubs, or sex in general? I have resolved to experience my first threesome in 2015. I've tried a few times before but so far it has never worked out.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 18

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Follies Dec 30

I'm planning to be at Follies next Tuesday afternoon. If anyone is interested in meeting there let me know.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 3

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Celebrating Christmas Topless

Anybody know a stripper who went to Rome for the holidays? http://dailym.ai/1xgOXCU

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2

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Another slutty MILF

Familiar story line. Kinda hot MILF (this one is 42) gives blowjob (I assume this is the sex act she was performing) on a teenage guy and gets arrested for it. Maybe we should be protesting this kind…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 7

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Biggest Lie

What's the biggest lie that a stripper ever told you about herself or her life?

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 35

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Strip club DJ and Music Awards

Worst DJ. I'm sure there are many worthy candidates here, but I've got to vote for the guy at Follies as the worst strip club DJ. When I was there last week, I asked every dancer, "do you ever…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 10
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