What a PL says to his wife or girlfriend ...

What a PL says to his wife or girlfriend .... and what he really means.

"I'm going over to John's house to watch the game tonight." really means ... "John and I are going to the strip club tonight to shop for extras, but there will be a tv with the game on somewhere in the background."

"I love you." really means "I want to have sex with you."

"We can't afford to go out tonight." really means .... " I spent all of our date money on strippers again."

"I'm tired." really means ... " I want to go to sleep as soon as I fuck you."

"That dress does not make you look fat." really means ... "That dress does make you look fat because you are fat, so quit asking."

"Nice dress!" really means ... "Nice cleavage!

"Yes, dear." really means....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"I have a business dinner tonight." really means ... "My number one club has two for one lap dances until 10 pm."

"That's interesting, dear." Really means...."Are you still talking?"

"I love that outfit" really means ... "I would love to see my ATF wearing that outfit."

"It was a really good movie." really means...."It had several scenes where women with big tits were nude."

"You know how bad my memory is." really means ... "I know the real name, phone number, breast size, and tattoos of the last dozen strippers that I fucked, but I have no clue when your birthday is."

"What did I do this time?" Really means.... "What did you catch me doing this time?"

"You look tense, let me give you a massage." really means ... "I want to fondle you."

"What's wrong?" really means ... "What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma have you invented this time?"

"I have to go to out of town on another business trip this week." really means ... "I have a date with the DS again this week."

"I want you so badly tonight." really means ... "My ATF is out of town for a few days."

"She's just a friend." really means ... "She hasn't let me cum in her mouth yet."

"I'm depressed." really means ... either "My favorite sports team lost last night," or "my ATF won't respond to my texts anymore."

"I don't know where all the money goes." really means ... "Lap dance prices in town have gone up from $10 to $20."

"The doctor said I need to start taking Flomax for my prostate." really means ... "I want to have retrograde ejaculations like shadowcat so I can get more blowjobs in the club."