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JohnSmith69

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1,186 posts by JohnSmith69

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Valentines at the club

I previously asked some questions about what a club would be like on Valentine's. Here's what I found. Far more couples than I've ever seen. Got there early about 8:30 and the entire club was nothing but couples.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 5

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ATF Reunion

Questions: Has anyone lost touch with an ATF and then reconnected months or years later? If so, how did it go? Can you return to former glory, or is it best to just let her be in…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 16

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Valentines question

Just saw this on a billboard for a jewelry store. "Will you ----- me?" How do you guys fill in the blank for the woman in your life this Valentine's Day?

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 9

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What's the right answer?

Dancer: would you like a lap dance? Me: thanks but no. Dancer: what? Me: (thinking she just didn't hear me over the music) No thank you. Dancer: why? Me: What? Dancer: why don't you want a dance with me? Two choices here: Lie. "I'm just…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 15

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Single Moms

Earlier this week, I had a wonderful girl friend experience with an adorable 22-year-old with a massive natural breasts. Yes, I do sometimes have sex with older women. After the sex was over and we were talking, she tells me…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 17

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I am a sexual Jesus

This article describes how the DS views me. It is uncanny how accurately this describes our relationship. For those of you over 40, you've got to find a young woman who thinks like this. If you don't have one,…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 18

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What's Your PL Name?

In response to the trend of dancers having two fake names (a stage name and a fake real name to give us a false sense of intimacy) I recently suggested that it might be easier to remember breasts rather than…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 26

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A Sexual Surprise

We spend about 45 minutes getting high, flirting with one another, talking dirty to each other, and fondling one another's bodies while we smoke pot. Then, once we are good and high, the sex begins. I would share…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 10

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The PL Awards

Some of you may be familiar with the Darwin Awards which go to people who do incredibly stupid shit. I propose that on tuscl we have the Pathetic Loser awards which go to guys who do incredibly stupid stuff…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 12

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Cheapest OTC Offer Ever

I'm starting to understand why the Follies regulars are so opposed to higher prices for OTC. Last week a dancer offers me $100 per hour and that's her opening offer. Granted she's below my standards, but she did…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 18

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Multiple Girls in VIP

I had my first VIP session with two dancers last night. I've never done this before because it seemed an unnecessary expense. However, the DS is very social and wanted us to play with one of her…

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Valentine's Day

I was considering going to the club where the DS works on Valentines which falls on a Saturday this year. In one sense, going to a club on Valentine's Day seems like an extraordinarily PLish thing to do.…

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Am I missing something?

I wrote these observations a couple of weeks ago before my recent trip with the DS. But being with her for three days has only reinforced the sentiments expressed. I'm at a bar in a tropical location. Older crowd,…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 19

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The Dream Trip

A couple weeks ago I asked for advice about taking my DS on a trip, and I promised to report how the trip went. Well, the trip is over, and this is my report. The trip was awesome…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 16

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Isn't it great being a dirty old man

The age difference here is only slightly more than me and my DS. http://dailym.ai/1A7R3J8

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 7

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Underage Dancer

Anybody have any insights into the best way to get an under 21 girl (my dream stripper) into a club with me as a customer. No I'm not gonna let her work as a dancer to get in.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 17

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I wish my cute female high school teachers had raped me

Finally somebody speaks some sense regarding cute female teachers arrested for having sex with high school students Naturally, he is immediately removed from his job.k http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/23/teacher-suspended-defending-teachers-sex-students_n_6532348.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 3

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If I ever got a tattoo

I think I'd choose this one. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2353811/Man-banned-bar-I-Love-Strippers-tattoo.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 6

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Making it rain taken to a new level

Showering a room full of strippers with $100K. Damn. I bet that was one hell of a cat fight. http://dailym.ai/1BhqIGm

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 4

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Lint Roller Expeeience

The bathroom troll gives me soap, hands me paper towels, and while I'm drying my hands he starts rubbing a lint roller all over me. WTF???? While on the one hand I kinda admired his creativity and initiative (how…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 5

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A new ROB tactic

This was a new one to me. She gets me all worked up doing lap dances, says she's going to leave early to come to my hotel, and do what I like for a reasonable price. We can…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 9

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Dancers with a room temperature IQ

I know that most dancers are not dumb as dirt. Many can carry on an intelligent conversation, many seem to be of at least average intelligence, and there have been a few that I would call very intelligent. Nevertheless,…

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Philly clubs

I'd appreciate some input on Philadelphia clubs from anyone who regularly goes to those clubs. Two questions: Some reviews refer to LE raids. Are those over or still ongoing on? I'm looking for beautiful young white women, high mileage, all natural, extras…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 6 13

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Interesting Article

Interesting article on several fronts. http://dailym.ai/1CgIokL 1. Yet another guy with a yoga pants fetish. 2. I don't agree that she's necessarily blessed in the looks department, but that's just me. 3. Thank the strip club gods that most other…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2

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Taking a trip with a dancer

I've got a 3 day trip planned with my DS in a couple of weeks. I'm very comfortable with this young girl, and we know one another pretty well. But I'm still a little uncertain what it'll be like to…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 34
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