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JohnSmith69

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1,186 posts by JohnSmith69

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Happily Married

Is it possible to be genuinely "happily married" and 1. Go to strip clubs on a regular or semi regular basis (not just the occasional bachelor party) 2. Hide your visiting clubs from your wife, and 3.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 6 27

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Bucket List Items

Topic posting lineup online Well, the DS has fulfilled two more items on my bucket list. Besides a threesome there's not a lot left. I have now fulfilled my fantasy of picking up a stripper after her shift ends and bringing…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 16

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New Record

Last night I had three orgasms with her. Damn I barely remember doing that as a much younger man -- didn't know I could still do that. My past record with her in one setting was two. Anybody…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 10

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Anybody want to meet SJG?

I'm going to be in San Fran in the next month, exact date TBD. I'm thinking I'll ask SJG if he wants to meet at the Ofarrel bros theatre. Anybody live in the area want to join us?…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 23

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Barbie

I will never dance with a dancer named Barbie again. http://dailym.ai/1B4nljf

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 11

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Be careful who you ask for a blowjob

This must have hurt! But on the positive side of things, he had a great excuse for anyone who is ever accused of sexual assault -- "I just wanted to pass the time pleasantly.’ Also a pretty understanding…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 5

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Careful with dictation

Gotta be careful dictating emails on the iPhone. I'm using the mic to dictate an email to my secretary. As I finish a cute young thing walk by and I almost unconsciously whisper a comment about her anatomy.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 7

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The drama that surrounds us

I think there's usually a wide variety of drama going on between the girls in the club of which most of the time I am blissfully unaware. Occasionally, however, worlds collide and PLs like me become aware of the…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 20

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The Penis Neckline

The title says it all http://dailym.ai/1FqvZPj

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 7

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A Marriage Vacation

Sounds like a grand idea http://dailym.ai/1FsqQ9l

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 10

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Not Just Another Typical John Smith Sex Story

She is in the bathroom getting ready. He's in bed in his underwear. She comes out completely naked. She's a good 40 lbs overweight, and the gut is kind of a turnoff. But some of the…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 30

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More proof that sex from a woman is never free

Never http://dailym.ai/1Fpkkjy

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 6

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The funniest lap dance

This was a new one to me at the club I just left. A midget grabs a dancer and heads back to the lap dance area at Mons Venus. She is really tall to begin with, plus of course the…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 4

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Church Teachings Most of us Can Agree With

I especially like #s 5 and 7-9. http://www.buzzfeed.com/emleschh/18-accidentally-hilarious-church-signs-11s0y

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 8

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John Smith does 69

We have tickets to a show and I'm watching her get dressed. This is where the plans start to go astray. She looks so stunning that I must get pictures. When the picture show is over, she…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 8

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Boobgate

Where do you stand on the boobgate controversy? http://dailym.ai/1LaM6VY

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 6

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Reflections Upon Visiting Clubs With a Dancer

I know this is been discussed before, so skip it if you're not interested. However, I now have my own experience and perspective to briefly share. I know I shouldn't be surprised that strip club management is dysfunctional and not service…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 12

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Approaching Couples

Why are so many dancers hesitant to approach couples? The DS and I went to two clubs this week, and we were almost totally ignored. Only one dancer approached us ever. I know both clubs well,…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 22

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This weeks mathematic equation

3 days + 19 years = 100% fulfillment

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 8

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"I am not a prostitute" declares the prostitute

Here's the logic: 1. All women use sex to get things of value including money from men. 2. All women are not prostitutes. 3. Therefore I am not a prostitute even though I have sex with men for money.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 16

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How should I answer this question

Dancer: what's the relationship between you two? (A logical question since I'm sitting there with by far the hottest and youngest woman in the club) DS: (before I could answer) I'm a dancer. He buys me stuff and takes…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 34

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What should I do?

I'm taking the DS to a strip club for the first time this week. We are going to a nude, no alcohol club so the age limit is 18. The best club in the town we are in…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 31

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A cautionary tale...

if, like me, you are married and regularly take pics of strippers with your phone. http://dailym.ai/1BZElMG

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 16

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The Hazards of Having a Stripper Sister

http://dailym.ai/1KGDUwe

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1

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High School Fantasy Realized

Remember in high school when you desperately wanted to be able to be/see in the girl's locker room? Ok, most of us probably still have that same fantasy. Well now it can be a reality. All you…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 11
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