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JohnSmith69

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1,186 posts by JohnSmith69

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Things a Stripper Really Doesn't Want to Hear

Here's my own list of things a stripper doesn't want to hear during a VIP session. 1. Damn, my Depends just sprung a leak. 2. I promise to pay you next week. 3. My daughter has a pair of underwear…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 19

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Divorce questions

For those of you who have been divorced and don't mind answering a few questions: How long have you been divorced? 2. Have you remarried or considered getting married again? Why or why not? 3. Are you glad you divorced? 4.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 19

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I'm betting this was crazy Joe

At the end of a news story about the Delta crash at LaGuardia MSNBC thought they had managed to score an interview with Donnell shortly after the crash, but it turned out to be an impostor who said live on air…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 3

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Where do babies come from

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 9

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Bad Characteristics for a Stripper

Among the personality types that don't work for a stripper, one of the worst is the low talker. I just had one of these and never heard a single word she said because of the loud music. I…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 12

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Hillary Clinton

There is one good thing about the prospect of Hillary as President -- the jokes. Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 22

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How Do You Measure Up?

http://dailym.ai/1EIdcP4

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 12

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Nominee for PL of the Year

Yet another in a growing list. He didn't fuck an inanimate object, but he still has the required combination of horniness, desperation, and stupidity. http://dailym.ai/1EI8aCd

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 3

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If My Wife and Dream Stripper Met in Person

I wonder if it would look something like this ... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nn3H_ZAHPE

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 7

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A Compromise Proposal

I probably should know better, but I'm going to try and broker a compromise for including an acronym in the glossary for cumming in your pants during a lap dance. There is of course strong disagreement over the propriety of adding…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 34

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Some well deserved consequences

Police chief arrested for soliciting prostitute in undercover police action http://dailym.ai/1wvn0dM This was so well deserved. If cops are going to set up sting operations to catch stupid PLs looking for pussy, then they're going to get caught up in it…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 8

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Motor Homes

I wonder if this is what SJG has in mind for the strip club parking lot? http://dailym.ai/1wvn0dM

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 14

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I Love a Tight Vagina

But this is carrying a good thing too far http://dailym.ai/1wuxjig

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 4

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Vladimir Putin is a PL

http://dailym.ai/1wvxlXc

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 5

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ATF Reunion

Had a reunion with the ATF after many months apart. It was fun, and we picked up right where we left off. She hasn't changed one bit. But I've changed a lot, and as a result I couldn't…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 15

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Lies

I expect to be lied to at a strip club. But until recently I'd never had a dancer lie in response to my frequent question: "are your breasts real or fake." I always ask this if I'm interested,…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 28

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Amateur Customers

Amateur customers sometimes piss me off, I'm working on getting higher mileage than usual from an adorable blond. She's pushing for the insanely expensive VIP, and I make clear that I require VIP mileage in a regular lap dance…

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Repaying Your Debts

A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door. In walks her husband’s friend Ben. The woman tells him her husband’s in the…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 4

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Shadow Cat

He's had lots of cute dancers at Follies, or so I've been told, But how is that possible when he is so old? In a dark private corner that's where you'll find his special seat, And the stuff he does with young…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 9

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Overall, Has the Impact of the Internet Been Negative or Positive

I thought this was an interesting question, particularly since most people here (like me) can probably remember clearly a time when there was no internet. http://dailym.ai/17kt0KF

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 32

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Crackdown on COI Clubs?

sclvr mentioned in a recent post a LE crackdown on COI clubs. Does anybody have any more information on this? I'm going to be in LA shortly and since jerikson refuses to meet up at one of her…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 19

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The Most Amazing Orgasm of Your Life

"I am going to give you the most amazing orgasm of your life. It will last longer and be more intense than anything any man has ever done for you. I'm going to give you the most sexual…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 8

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I wish this happened at my wedding

Bride marries wedding guest instead of groom http://dailym.ai/1AWYzWV

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 5

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PLs are everywhere

Turns out that even ISIS fighters are PLs. http://dailym.ai/1AhndQ1

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 18

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PL Sex Award Nominee

Can't get much more pathetic than this. http://usat.ly/1EbHsiF

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 7
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