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JohnSmith69

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1,186 posts by JohnSmith69

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Differences between men and women

http://dailym.ai/1GUT3WZ I would have no problem whatsoever killing Hitler, but I don't think I could suffocate the baby.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 11

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A miracle

Just in time for Easter. http://dailym.ai/19Z9HaW

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 10

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San Francisco club meet up

Bubba267 and I are planning to meet at a San Fran club early the week of April 13. PM me for details if anyone else is interested in joining us. SJG, this is your last chance. Please join us.…

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Bad news for revenge porn sites

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Finally!

A news story which suggests that I have a larger than average sized penis. http://dailym.ai/1FkNKOJ

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 4

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What's your sexual fetish?

Since it has many meanings, I am defining a fetish as: : a strong and unusual need or desire for something : a need or desire for an object, body part, or activity for sexual excitement (http://i.word.com/idictionary/fetish) It finally dawned on me a few…

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The Best Lap Dance Ever

This is why I woke up in a hotel room last week that was strewn with $20 bills. She brought several different outfits for the evening. Very thoughtful of her to let me choose. I recognize three…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 9

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Won't get ripped off again

She starts in the middle of a song. I'm irritated but get over it. Her dances are good with excellent potential that is never fully realized. After a bit I say thanks let's stop at 3 songs.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 24

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She's six

I just realized that this song is about her... When I see you I run out of words to say All I can say is You're so beautiful So damn beautiful I wouldn't leave you Why would I 'Cause you're that type of girl to make me…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 10

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The Machine Knows

One of my favorite scenes from the Office is mimicked in real life. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BIakZtDmMgo http://dailym.ai/1Df4ckd

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1

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Don't Piss Off "Feminists United"

Sad too because the song in question was obviously designed to promote safe sex. I wonder what these young ladies would have to say about tuscl posts. http://dailym.ai/1Dg8Q1j

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Ignore Questions

I am rarely on the giving or receiving end of ignoring somebody. Therefore, I'm not entirely sure how it works. If somebody has you on ignore, I think you don't see their discussions or posts when you are…

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The morning after

As I open my eyes this morning, the scene before me is surreal. I am disoriented and initially can't figure out exactly where I am. It's like an opening scene to Breaking Bad, where there's all sorts of weird shit…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 23

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Good news

Odds are I can keep fucking the DS into my 90s. I hate to hear what Diva might think of that! http://dailym.ai/1y9AtTR

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A reminder just in case you ever forget

Never let a stripper inject you with heroin. http://dailym.ai/1y9U0DR

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1

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What do you want to be when you grow up?

A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive strip clubs everywhere, take the best girls to travel with me as…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1

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What should I choose for the final act

I'm sitting here trying to decide. No anal. Not goin there. Vaginal. Feels awesome but I've had that from a lot since started going bareback. Oral. Haven't done that in a while. I adore her wicked smile right after she…

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Are we all rapists?

http://dailym.ai/1xgfIe6 Personally, I don't have the slightest interest in forcing a woman to have sex with me. I want woman who is equally passionate about it (like the DS), or at least a woman who consents and will fake the passion…

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Jewish Men

Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch videos of lap dances backwards? A: They like the part where the stripper gives the money back.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 5

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ATF/Wife Jokes

Q: How can you tell that your ATF is getting fat? A: She can wear some of your wife's clothes.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 4

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This Might Be Inappropriate

But I'm bored, and since when has that stopped anyone. After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 4

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Bacon lover's revenge

Apparently somebody likes bacon even more than some of you. http://dailym.ai/1GeaFge

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 7

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Erectile Dysfunction

"Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore. I think I have erectile dysfunction." "Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 3

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Premature Ejaculation

A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 4

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Foo Kee You

http://dailym.ai/1AWXlqU

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 3
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