Posts by JohnSmith69

I always tell the truth on tuscl, whether it's likely to be popular or is likely to be despised. Tonight's is likely to be on the despised end of the spectrum. So here's tonight's shocking truth: I support Donald Trump for…

First, a sex date with the new one. I'm about 80% sure she'll be DS III. So fucking young and hawt. Second, a trip to Follies on Wednesday. I'm bringing tissues. Third, on Friday, I have a date with…

What moments have been particularly meaningful or pivotal in your strip clubbing life? 3 maximum (cause that's how many I have) For me it was, starting with the most significant: 1. Meeting the DS. My perfect sexual companion. 2. My first…

Or This Morning's High Fact for the old fogeys who have already gone to bed. Truth: It is impossible to get high, listen to Marriage of Figaro (or almost anything else by Mozart), and not become an orchestra conductor. Try it.…

Have you ever watched soap operas? In college, a bunch of guys in my fraternity used to watch the Guiding Light. It was absurd but we couldn't stop watching. So my life with strippers is a soap opera that…

I got lost in the hot tub. Totally lost. Four different times. It was almost as scary as the balloon guns at the Miami black dive.

How having a dinner date with a MILF is different than with a stripper: You don't have to confirm everything repeatedly beforehand, wondering up to the last minute if she will show up. Her breasts are never visible She understands my jokes She doesn't…

Next week it looks like my travels will take me to the strip club Mecca of Atlanta. I'll hit Follies Wednesday afternoon March 9, and probably a lower mileage club like Cheetah Wednesday and/or Thursday night. If anybody…

I recently had my first date with a very fuckable MILF. She's the only one that has turned me on somewhat. If she had been a stripper when she was 18, she would've been a DS. And her…

The stick figures at the top of the tuscl page where a faceless woman in black (I hope its a woman) is giving a blow job to a faceless man in black .... is one of the hottest things that you've…

I really don't want to get into an argument with Nina. I really don't. But Nina you should understand this. The weed says that I must share this. So I must. Fucking a gorgeous blond 18…

Have you ever faked an orgasm? I never have but apparently some guys do. http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/18-guys-whove-actually-admitted-to-faking-orgasms?utm_term=.ljGEOK7eD#.npjnR3DX5