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JohnSmith69

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1,186 posts by JohnSmith69

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Can a man ever be faithful over the long term?

Can a man ever be faithful over the long term? I was discussing this with a stripper at a restaurant last week. She was commenting upon the fact that almost all of her customers besides me are married men.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 36

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Consistency vs Variety

When it comes to strippers, which do you value more: consistency or variety? In other words, would you rather have a couple of very good, very consistent, long term providers, or wound you rather play with a wide variety of…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 30

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Hypothetical question

Motor's trust no one comment made me think of this. You must disclose your true identity to one regularly participating Tuscl member. There is no way around it. Who do you choose? I chose shadowcat. He strikes me as a…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 37

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Clubs with your kind of dancers

What club consistently has the largest number of dancers who are exactly your type? For me the answer is definitely Mons Venus. Most nights I would gladly pay generously to fuck half or more of the dancers on…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 29

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Club Massages

Would you like a massage? I've heard the question hundreds of times and always said no. I come to strip clubs for sex not for a spa experience. Until this time. For the first time ever I said…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 21

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my latest stripper text

GYPO. IWSN. Let's watch Netflix and chill. 8 and 420 too.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 21

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Are Comments Like This This Acceptable or Insensitive?

I'm really not sure in today's environment whether this is acceptable, like I thought at the time, or whether it might be considered by some to be racially insensitive. Two nights ago with my 18 year old stripper, she says (with…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 25

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No such thing as a heterosexual woman?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3305320/Women-bisexual-gay-NEVER-straight-Females-aroused-naked-videos-sexes.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 14

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Detroit

While I am convinced that Follies is the best club in the U.S., I am also convinced that Detroit is the best strip club city in the U.S. The huge array of clubs and services provided find no equal.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 31

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A First

Dancer at a club last night looked to be about 16 but with very adult sized perky breasts. I of course tipped her a bunch on stage and played with her for a while. She said she turned…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 52

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Soap Opera Part 2

Holy shit I think PhantomGeek might have been right. I went back and read her messages. They sound like her mostly. But a couple of things she wouldn't likely say. And she said something about our…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 51

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Tampa advice

Since I didn't get to fuck my 19 year old last night like I expected, I am in need of extras. In Tampa. I love Mons but I don't have time for take out. I need to…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 9

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The Soap Opera Continues

The worthless little cunt stood me up last night. We texted yesterday afternoon to confirm details and then she disappeared off the face of the earth. Never heard a word from her all evening. She never even opened my…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 38

Politics

President Trump

I'm not a Trump supporter. I prefer Carson. But if Trump were somehow elected, at least we'd have a kind of hot First lady. And we'd have a PL president who used his riches to land a…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 18

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PL of the Year Award Candidate

Guy rubs lotion on the vagina of the woman sitting next to him on an airplane. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3293629/Man-42-slathered-lotion-sleeping-female-passenger-s-private-parts-molested-13-hour-Emirates-flight-New-York.html WTF? In the first place, why rub it with lotion? Is he into slippery pussy? In the second place, he's sitting next to her…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 12

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Helpful Advice

Helpful Advice I think I have a reputation maybe for not listening to advice on tuscl. But that's not true. On topics related to sex and strippers, the advice given here is often spot on. Case in point.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 6

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Vaginas

Now there's not only enhanced breasts to avoid but also enhanced vaginas. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3294179/Sharp-rise-designer-vagina-surgery-fuelled-desire-look-good-yoga-pants-bikinis.html This is so wrong. Every pretty woman's vagina is perfect. Vaginas are inherently seductive just like breasts. If doctors mess with them they become fake, unnatural,…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 21

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Nature's porn

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3286297/Is-mountain-just-pleased-world-s-erotic-natural-tourist-attractions.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 3

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No need for a wife or girlfriend

Just get a toy hedgehog instead. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3293144/Toy-hedgehogs-banned-Russian-stores-officials-say-belly-buttons-look-like-female-genitalia.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1

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New political party

I'd vote for one of this party's candidates over Hillary Clinton any day. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3291477/Star-Wars-villain-Emperor-Palpatine-voted-Ukrainian-city-council-stunned-councillor-campaigned-joke-asks-voters-s-wrong-you.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 6

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PL of the Year Award Candidate

While I try not to be judgmental, I've got to draw the line at a guy who fucks dogs, goats, and miniature horses. And his dog's name Playmate. I'm betting this guy will be very high in the…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 9

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Any Advice?

I just made a date with the DS for this weekend. I said it was for "dinner," but we all know what I really want to eat. And it's not food. Although it might occassionally smell like…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 66

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Hypothetical Question

If all American men married for 20 or more years suddenly had the resources, knowledge, and opportunity to fuck a hot young stripper who is exactly their type, what percentage of men do you think would decline and remain faithful…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 28

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I didn't know that the bleeding heart is a flower

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/562d86c2e4b0aac0b8fd4ad8

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 3

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What's your ultimate sex act?

For me? I hold her head firmly with both hands while she willingly gives her mouth to me. I thrust in and out at will. Deep or shallow, fast or slow, it doesn't matter. Whatever feels best is fine.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 26
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