my latest stripper text

In case you're an old fart who didn't understand the text:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-…

Love Netflix and chill lol

420 is a must

I got the following text and went to the police with it. Clearly at kinds of illegal activity here. I'm not sure what's what with grandma.
"Lets go2 McD get BMac and a coke. Then c Ted2 eat some snowcaps."

Lol

Keep urbandictionary book marked. :)

i don't consider myself old by any means but I know a 20 something chica would look at me and think I was some old fucker like her dad. Yet, somehow I understood all that except for the netflix and 8 codes.

That article is dumb and a lot of those terms aren't used very often.

From the article:
"'Snow' is used as a synonym for drugs, and 'robotrippin' means 'doing drugs'."

No, 'snow' means cocaine. 'Robotrippin' is when people try to get high off the over the counter medicine, Robotussin (hence the name). This article seems to be written by paranoid parents who haven't a clue.

Nina, please give us the real codes so we can more effectively text with young girls about sex.

"wanna hang out?" pretty much covers it

If there is money involved I think pretty simple grammar should be good. Everybody has a different texting style.

I wonder if I misinterpreted the text I got from a stripper yesterday?

Stripper: Want me to come over to Netflix and chill?
Me: No thanks. I don't subscribe to Netflix and I keep my home at a toasty 78 degrees.

Lol ^^^

Son of a Bitch... Maybe we will all have to go back to wearing "secret decoder rings."

The last one I decoded said: Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.

warhawks: be careful of that decoder ring. You'll shoot your eye out!

lol @ jackslash

NinaBam: isn't "salad" also mis-identified in that article? I've only heard the younguns use it in the context of "tossing salad", i.e., rimming, not as a synonym for sex

In my defense I never done coke, so I never heard the euphemisms when someone refers to DOING coke. I heard the euphemisms towards HAVING coke, but not DOING. I haven't heard ANYONE in my generation EVER say "lets 420". That sounds really awkward.

Coke aka China white

"lets 420"

Yea that sounds retard lol

Let's burn one

The correct response to "Netflix and chill?" is "I'm ready for Hulu and commitment".

OMG LOL