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JohnSmith69

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1,186 posts by JohnSmith69

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A PL's Thankful List

A PL's Thankful List Here are some of the things I'm thankful for this year. Please feel free to add your own to the list. I posted a similar list last year, and it's nice to experience such consistent…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 11

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An Opportunity to Vote if You Want to

I have a hot sex story to tell. Haven’t shared a sex story about this stripper I don’t think. So I’m going to let the board vote on whether I tell the story. If you want to…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 24

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Flight attendants

Does anybody remember an era, like I do, when flight attendants were mostly hot young women. Those days have been over for quite a while. These days it seems like being over 45, overweight, and unattractive, are strictly…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 31

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Pussy Tightening

Last post about the blow job queen. Once every month or two, she uses a form of alternative medicine to tighten her pussy. I'll make it easier and give you five to choose from. Which is it? Reflexology Astrology Acupuncture Chiropractor Electromagnetic Therapy

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 16

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Unusual Tits

Blow job queen has gorgeous breasts. They never fail to instantly get me rock hard. But they are unusual breasts. I wonder if anybody else is into this. The right one is about 15% bigger than the left one,…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 13 8

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Bucket list item fulfilled

So this bucket list item has been fulfilled. Blow Job queen is in my hotel room for a date. I had my doubts whether she would show, but she actually turned out to be very reliable. We've done a long…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 21

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Q: What's the main requirement for a man to want to date a woman?

A: She must have a vagina. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3327641/Single-woman-turns-tables-men-sends-potential-dates-unsolicited-pictures-vagina-horrified-respond-crude-enthusiasm.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 6

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Fav stripper pic

So I'm waiting at Follies of the Southwest for this dancer that I call my blow job queen. I had her the night before, and she said she's working again tonight. She provides outstanding uncovered service. All…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 22

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The solution to nasty VIP rooms

This is what I carry in my Follies/Hi Liter VIP kits. Hand sanitizer Tissue pack Disinfectant wipes 2 condoms Anything I'm missing?

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 24

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What did she mean?

"You have stripper stains on your back."

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 23

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Question about civilian woman

I know how to date and fuck strippers so well that I could do it in my sleep. But I've spent most of my life married, and except for strippers I haven't dated a woman other than my wife…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 13

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No need for an intervention

Short readers digest version. The reason the DS dumped me is because she had a boyfriend. For some odd reason he objected to having his young love regularly fuck an old guy for money. So that's why…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 22

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Welcome Back

Have you ever been with your perfect sexual woman? Obviously nobody can literally be perfect, but I mean as much as is humanly possible, have you ever fucked a woman who was sexually as good as it can get? I…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 12

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Anybody else have this problem?

When I enter name and password on phone or iPad, the browser locks up. No matter how long I wait I get nothing but a black screen. I have to enter TUSCL.net on the address line to get…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 8

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The Big Head Battles The Little Head

As usual, Seinfeld reflects real life perfectly http://youtu.be/buCEzjBz8Hg

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1

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What I Think

Is it just me, or has Juice gotten somewhat funnier lately?

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 6

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Tonight

Tonight Was the most sexually erotic, sexually fulfilling, and sexually intense experience of my life. It was truly at some other level that I have not been to before. Amazing sex, best I've ever had or seen. Reunion sex is the…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 40

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Finally, a religion I can respect

If not for the church of the strip club gods, this could be the official TUSCL religion. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3317857/Woman-wins-fight-wear-spaghetti-strainer-head-driver-s-license-picture-citing-pastafarian-religion.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 9

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Men are like a fine wine

They get better with age. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3316300/The-woman-says-older-men-make-best-lovers-s-s-taken-artist-Lucian-Freud-included-Shameless-maybe-reasoning-intrigue-you.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2

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Proof that shopping and sex don't mix well

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3316959/Wife-accidentally-snaps-husband-s-penis-rolling-sex-online-shopping-phone.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 3

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Warning for dancers who do OTC

If your customer is a fat old guy, don't take a bath with him. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3315405/Canadian-husband-wife-dead-hotel-hot-tub-just-two-days-walk-daughter-aisle.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 2

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Avatar question

Who has the most politically incorrect avatar? I vote for clubber. I assume that's a picture of somebody clubbing a baby seal to death. I wish I could come up with a creative avatar like that.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 16

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The slutification of America

Last night I had sex with a beautiful 23 year old woman. We did this new thing where she gets in reverse cowgirl, leans her pussy down, and I explore her opening with my hands and dick. I…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 41

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1000% chance

that the women involved in this incident were strippers. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3311304/Twerking-woman-friend-Washington-DC-wanted-Metropolitan-Police-Department.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 5

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If a young woman cut off your penis...

Would you still try to stay in touch with her? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3311453/Lorena-Bobbit-speaks-John-Wayne-appearance-Steve-Harvey-Show.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 10
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