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JohnSmith69

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1,186 posts by JohnSmith69

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How to fuck your favorite stripper

Have you noticed the rotating ad banner on tuscl which sometimes says "how to fuck your favorite stripper ... Learn it before it gets banned." Obviously "band" is misspelled which is embarrassing in and of itself. Ordinarily I would like…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 25

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First Visit to a Black Dive

After I finished with my girl at the meet-up, Papi and Rech decided that they wanted to leave Tootsies and go to a black dive club. This was fine with me since going to a black dive has been…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 26

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Would you have fucked her?

You don't wanna fuck me You wanna fuck some dead presidents. How true. How's incredible. I had a MILF want to fuck me for valentines. Huge tits but ugly old face. Her on line pics were probably ten years old.…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 23

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Paying a dancer to leave another customer

Hans you ever offered a dancer money if she would leave her current customer and come sit with you? At the meetup, I asked Rech whether a dancer on stage was hot. My contacts were messed up, and I…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 46

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South Beach

If you haven't been you really need to. This is one of the places where the DS poses for topless beach photos. She loves the place as much as I do. Today I have seen hundreds of gorgeous…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 24

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Scariest car ride of my life

The Tootsies parking lot is the size of the average mall parking lot. I'm riding to a black dive with a certain Tuscl member. I won't mention his name but it rhymes with heck. We are walking…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 30

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What You Missed Because You Did Not Attend the Miami Meetup Tonight

Stories to Follow. 1. Hannah Banana 2. The Greatest Act of Kindness I Have Ever Witnessed from a TUSCL Member 3. My First Visit to a Black Dive 4. The Scariest Car Ride of My Life. Followed by the…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 34

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Meet up Report

Rech is high. He has his arm around clubber. His other hand is on 25's knee. Oh yeah, they have strippers too.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 14

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To Hot Stuff 69

Rech just showed up. Good joke. However, I will get even.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 7

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I'm saving $512 this week.

That's almost the equivalent of two DS kisses and a hug! http://www.cnbc.com/2016/02/10/whats-the-price-of-your-love-around-500.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 3

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True Love

In the moment before I ejaculate I almost always feel a deep and passionate love for the woman I'm in. This overwhelming feeling of love is particularly strong if I'm fucking her pussy bareback But within ten seconds of…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 16

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Question about getting sex from civilian MILFs

A few nights ago I'm at dinner with free girl. I look over at her and say "I want to fuck you ten different ways." 15 minutes later we are in the hotel room, she's nude, and she's…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 27

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Super Bowl ad that we weren't allowed to see

http://www.buzzfeed.com/keelyflaherty/ben-stiller-wore-lip-gloss-and-made-a-female-viagra-commerci?utm_term=.huyw3pEBZ4#.huyw3pEBZ4

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 2

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Miami meetup Reminder (in case you've been hiding under a rock)

In case you somehow missed it, the meetup is this weekend. Yes it's so big it's in two parts. This Friday and Saturday. Starting at 6 pm at Tootsies. PM me for any details. I have heard rumors…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 41

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An Unexpected Result from 20 Years of Strip Clubbing

I’m really not trying to brag. Because this happened without me even being consciously aware of it. But it has become immediately and abundantly clear in on line dating. It’s so clear that I’m really shocked by…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 14

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A draft excerpt from My Life with Strippers

I'm writing a book that has the working title My Life With Strippers. You guys are blessed (or cursed if you prefer) by functioning as a sounding board for the stories. This will take me quite a…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 38

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People are idiots

Criticizing the funniest super bowl ad. Let's just get it over with and ban humor cause some jack ass somewhere will always be offended. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3436627/Viewers-slam-disturbing-winner-Doritos-Super-Bowl-ad.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 8

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Stripper Fuck Buddies

Free girl and I are sexting. Details of sex acts, pictures, etc. This is entirely free. She set up another date. She genuinely wants to fuck me. And refuses to even speak of me paying. This is…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 15

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Go Panthers

Denver doesn't have a prayer.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 18

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On the porn production set

Damn it's a slow morning. Are you losers all at church? Here's another recent development from my life with strippers to try to wake people up. Dancer friend, a good regular, tells me about how she is going to…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 7

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Blow job preference

When receiving a blow job, do you like it if the girl jerks off the bottom half of your dick with her hand while sucking the top half and letting you cum in her mouth? Or do you prefer…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 16

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Dancer ethical dilemma

What are the ethical standards that govern this situation? Dancer A comes up to sit with random customer. She hangs with him for three songs. He doesn't buy her a drink. They just talk. The guy seems…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 63

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Female PLs

I've now seen it. Female PLs that are just as bad as some of you. Maybe worse. They say they love me by the third message. They give me their phone number by the second message. They send…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 23

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Is this SJG?

It fits. Wearing a tshirt with gravy stains Living in his mom's basement Advocates rape of women http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3432531/Pictured-pick-artist-center-international-pro-rape-storm-t-shirt-shorts-door-mother-s-home-lives-basement.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 7

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On Line Dating Names

Here are the worst user names that I've seen so far for women in online dating. These look entirely legit. In other words, these were not intended as jokes. Ho5284 (from her write up I think this was supposed…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 7
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