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JohnSmith69

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1,186 posts by JohnSmith69

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Dream Civies Are Real

Holy shit. I found one. They are not unicorns. Gorgeous face. Blond beauty. Kissable lips. Magic smile. Sexy poses. Alluring clothes, they show more than most women on Match but not nearly to the point of…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 25

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Miami Meetup

Here is the final, official, complete and total word on the Miami meetup. This will not change. Unless one of you says something that makes me change it again. I'm moving the official meet up back to Friday Feb…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 13

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How to avoid a DUI

I do this every time I drive if I have been smoking weed. It works equally well for alcohol. I just did this last night after my porn production was completed to make sure that I was…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 33

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What is the term for this relationship

I've reconnected with free girl again. Amazingly, she very badly wants to have a fuck date. I never cease to be amazed at the effects of daddy issues. What do you call a relationship when you…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 28

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Simultaneous OTC relationships with multiple dancers in the same club

Other girls at her club told video girl that I had asked them for sex. So she's all paranoid that I'm going to dump her. But of course I assured her that I would never risk the drama…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 15

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Fill in the blank

Old tusclers don't die, they just _________________

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 18

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Sex on the first date

How common is sex on the first date these days with MILF civilians? They all say they want a relationship and not just sex. But then again, women rarely mean what they say. I ask because I'm wondering whether…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 20

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Advice

Now's your turn to tell John Smith that he's either a genius or an idiot. Or both. This on line dating thing is fucking insane. I've flirted with a blond woman on the phone tonight. We talked for almost…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 52

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Winter Meetup in Miami, Saturday Feb 13 at Tootsies

The meetup is in for Saturday Feb 13 at Tootsies in Miami. There were conflicting requests for Friday vs Saturday but there seemed to be a slight preference for Saturday so that's what we're going with. I will likely be…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 26

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What exactly is a curvy woman?

A 42 year old is gently pursuing me on line. As usual her 18 -19 yo daughter is DS-level gorgeous and incredibly fuckable. But mom looks pretty good too. The family resemblance is obvious. But I'm a newbie…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 38

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Daddy Issues?

One of the issues that I've faced in on line dating are age issues. Basically I don't want 85% of the women my age because they are ugly. And often fat. Make that 95%. Turns out this…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 30

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Random sex facts and myths

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3426344/Never-pee-sex-use-pillow-conceive-remember-pregnant-period-Experts-bust-7-common-love-life-myths.html The DS will be glad to hear that there's no increased heart attacks risk just cause she fucks an old man.

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2

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This is what we need in strip clubs.

A clear set of instructions on permissible behavior. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3426142/Germany-hands-cartoon-etiquette-guides-swimming-baths-dozens-women-groped-migrants.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 9

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DS III?

I thought it actually might happen. She showed all the signs. Only 18 years old. So young. Beautiful face. Pretty eyes. Wonderful smile. A redhead. Only her fourth day dancing. I was only…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 22

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OTC orgasms

For those of you who do OTC, do you regularly give your strippers orgasms, or is it mostly just about your pleasure? For me it varies widely. DS II has an orgasm 95% of the time. DS I has…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 10

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Good Times

After an entire week with no sex, it's gonna be a good couple of weeks coming up. I'm going to a club tonight to see several itc favs. Then I get to have the glorious body of DS…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2

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Porn Prduction

I'm done shopping for milfs tonight. Now I'm gonna plan the video girl production scheduled for next week. A porn producers work is never done. I need ideas. I need unique. Hot. DS worthy. This needs to…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 8

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The Perfect Day

I’m sorry for my earlier depressing post about the ugly women who want to date me. This story is to make up for that. I don’t think I’ve ever told any sex stories about DS II. Until now ..... This…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 14

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Depressing

I'm going through on line photos of women at match.com Lots of women have messaged me. Apparently I was effective at subtly saying I have money in my profile. And as I go through the pictures there are lots…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 46

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An incredibly pathetic way to die

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3418946/Pantless-driver-dies-ejected-sunroof-masturbating-porn-cellphone-car-rolled-over.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 3

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On line dating

My psychotherapists on tuscl say that I need a girlfriend. So since this is where I get all of my relationship advice, a couple nights ago when strongly under the influence of some outstanding edibles, I signed up at…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 44

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Pics Please

I'm on night number 3 with no DS and a city with shitty strip clubs. And I just texted with DS II and it'll be almost a week until I can have her glorious body. So I'm horny as…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 42

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An honest, trustworthy stripper?

Has anyone ever had a stripper who did something in their relationship that reflected no greed, dishonesty or selfishness? How about doing something that was selfless or surprisingly honest? That's a serious question. Some days it seems…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 6 43

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What I hate

I hate cities with crappy strip clubs. I'm having post DS trip withdrawal symptoms cause the little head is screaming for his nightly show and sucking which he had for an entire week. And there's no strip club…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 19

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Should I be pissed about this?

DS and I are doing an organized group activity on our trip together. Afterwards she walks back to talk to the guy in charge, not telling me where she's going or what she's doing. He's a handsome young guy…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 171
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