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JohnSmith69layin low but staying high

When Donald Trump is president shit like this won't happen.

The guy (very male, no gender ambiguity person) sitting next to me at the bar just hit on me. Gross. He either thinks I'm gay, or attractive, or both.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

But gross.

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sharkhunter

Are you sure you walked inside the right club? Drugs can do weird things.

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JohnSmith69

Let me clarify. I'm at a sushi bar. It's definitely not a gay bar. And the bathrooms are clearly marked for just men and women. No separate door for those who are confused.

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sharkhunter

Lol

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JamesSD

Wait, so you're complaining about receiving unwanted sexual attention from a man in a public place?

...

Welcome to what life is like for attractive women.

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mikeya02

Real men eat pussy, not sushi

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twentyfive

Real men eat sushi with pussy and hot sauce.

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mikeya02

This would not have happened at a steakhouse

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JohnSmith69

Mikey is right.

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twentyfive

But would it happen at Golden Arches ? in the men's room ? while taking an upper decker?

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mikeya02

That's ok , John. I got hit on when I was younger. Must have been the Jack Tripper shorts

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gammanu95

It's called gaydar, John. Sorry, but you may have been lying to yourself. Send me the phone numbers for the DS's, and I will convey our condolences.

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Estafador

And you really think with Trump in office, that type of stuff won't happen anymore? Talk about bigotry my man. I thought you were a lawyer? You should know better than that.

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4got2wipe

"And you really think with Trump in office, that type of stuff won't happen anymore? Talk about bigotry my man. I thought you were a lawyer? You should know better than that."

I think he's joking Estafador. But let's all give JohnSmith69 a break. He was so stoned that he walked into a gay sushi bar and got hit on. That's a brilliant way to spend the evening!

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4got2wipe

I just had an idea for an anti-drug commercial. It opens showing a happy-go-lucky lawyer. The lawyer starts getting stoned. Then it ends with the lawyer giving a handy to the guy sitting next to him in a sushi bar. It ends by saying "drugs are non-brilliant so just say no!"

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Longball300

Gross? Naw, just his lifestyle. I've gotten hit on by guys multiple times; I let them know I don't jump that way and take it is as a compliment. To each their own. If some dude thinks your good looking so does the hot chick at the other end of the bar.

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shailynn

I'm gonna bet "he thought you were gay" over "he thought you were attractive."

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crazyjoe

What id you were so stoned that you thought it was a guy but really, it was a really ugly manly looking woman

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JohnSmith69

Joe there is a level of high where I could mistake an ugly woman for a man. But I was 2-3 levels below that high during this unfortunate incident.

4got, glad to see you can recognize sarcasm. Esta, you might disagree with my political views, but at least give me credit for understanding that the president can't really stop gay flirting.

Shailynn, you haven't met me so I don't think you can make that judgment. But yeah probably so.

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Longball300

I'm gonna bet he thought you were attractive and was hoping you were gay. Like any other pick up situation regardless of gender.... and then the bitch opens her mouth.

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mrrock

So what did you say to this douche?

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ATACdawg

Shoot, JS. If you had just played your card's right you could have parlayed that attraction into a spicy tuna roll, or maybe even a sushi boat! Then, at the end of the evening you could have said goodbye and left him heartbroken. I can't believe that with all your SS training you couldn't have pulled it off. ;-)

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san_jose_guy

"holding out for a tranny?" Very funny Rech!

First time I was hit on by a gay man I was very offended and also frightened. Very careful not to open any doors to that now.

Like I tried to say before, that sort of stuff would destroy strip clubs.

And as far as Trump, I hope no one is going to waste their anti-Trump vote. Him getting elected would likely lead to civil war and the destruction of the United States.

SJG

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Supremeruler

Trump would lead us to a lot worse than civil war and destruction of the United States.

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Supremeruler

And shailynn is right, gays can't really affords to be picky. They hit on anybody hoping they're gay not because they think you're attractive.

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MrBater2010

If you didn't want the free drink you should have turned it down. :)

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georgmicrodong

+1,000,000 for what JamesSD said.

Seriously, this kind of thing offends you?

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mikeya02

^^^ It offends me. Some gay guys need to learn how to be cool in public

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georgmicrodong

@mikeya02, If that's true of gay guys, then it's also true for many straight guys.

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mikeya02

Uncool straight guys get drinks thrown in their faces by girls. Totally different

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georgmicrodong

The only thing that's different about those two situations is your standards.

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sharkhunter

Sarcasm is when any ordinary guy refers to trump by saying when he's president, we won't have these problems. Bullshit it is. I sound like Yoda. Lol, when trump says it but I do find amusing. Same thing happened before Obama got elected but he had some of his supporters saying it. He didn't say it.

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sharkhunter

JS69 could have gotten free sushi. Lol.
I haven't been hit on by a gay guy but I have been hit on by a lesbian wanting to experiment.
It didn't bother me at all.

Now if JS had just smoked a little bit more, We might be hearing about the bearded lady he made out with, lol.

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seaboardrr

"This would not have happened at a steakhouse"

But what if the steakhouse was called steers & queers?

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motorhead

Two things I've never done in my life:

Ate Sushi
Been hit upon by a man

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vincemichaels

John, you need to stop by a local drugstore, and hit on one of the younger cashiers. No doubt she'd like you and you'd take her to bed shortly. I'm in that process right now. And stay out of those gay sushi bars, will ya???? :)

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4got2wipe

"Ate Sushi"

You should really try it motorhead, as long as you can find good sushi.

I've never had truly great sushi except in Japan. But I have had good sushi in surprising places like North Carolina.

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sharkhunter

Now John will remember he missed out on a chance to get free Sushi with a gay guy.

I remember I missed out on getting free pizza or who knows what from a lesbian wanting to experiment. I still remember a dream I had where I went out with her and she invited a bunch of other hot girls over so they could all experiment sucking and licking. There were tongues and tits all over the place.

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