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8 years ago
The good ones don't strip for long. But sometimes they'll keep playing otc if you're a good customer.
DS I stripped for about a year and a half. She's willing to still duck me if I want to.
DS II stripped for about six months. She too is still willing to duck me.
DS III stripperd for about nine months. Her phone no has changed but she'd still fuck me if I could find her.
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8 years ago
I spent the first VDay after my separation at a strip club. It was awkward -- a room full of couples and me. The female customers looked miserable to be with a looser who took them to a strip club for Valentines, and the male customers looked like they'd rather be fucking a stripper tonight instead of the girl they came with. And I stuck out like a sore thumb as the only single guy in the place. Some other single guys came in later but it was mostly couples all night. And there were very few strippers working that night.
I had a good time but only because the DS was working. So I had the hottest girl in he club all to myself for most of the night. But if she weren't there I would probably my have left after the first ten minutes.
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
"As usual, only the lawyers win."
Yes, it's a wonderful world.
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8 years ago
Damn. I thought I was anti-anal.
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I do enjoy true love stories like this.
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8 years ago
Damn. 24 is too old for me.
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8 years ago
The subject of strippers and strip clubs has come up a few times with the DC but she has not asked if I'm a customer and I've never asked if she's been a stripper. Even if she was as it's ok cause that would've been before the days of extras.
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8 years ago
shailynn, wire me my $100K retainer, and I'll file suit on Monday.
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8 years ago
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trixxiformer stripper is now an internet slut
Holy shit. Growing weed legally sounds like my dream job. Can I have the job that you quit.
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8 years ago
Marijuana is far far more effective than alcohol with far fewer negatives.
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8 years ago
I miss that place too. I had many strip club firsts at that club.
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8 years ago
They're all too old for me but I'd be willing to fuck the blond with the tiny tits.
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8 years ago
Strip clubs don't think that they have to offer the same level of customer service that other businesses do. So they are more open about ripping you off. This is just one of many many examples.
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8 years ago
I go through phases. Sometimes youporn.com. Sometimes tumblr sites. Sometimes cam sites. Sometimes random google searches for whatever I'm in the mood for. And last but certainly not least, sometimes I peruse my stripper porn, including porn movies with video girl where my dick is the one getting serviced.
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8 years ago
Interesting. I never realized that young women might be embarrassed by having a hairy pussy but I guess it makes sense. Bare is all that they've ever known.
I don't share this fetish. My thing is to lick pussy which is not hard to get. I understand why strippers would not want you to shave them. But I can't understand why they wouldn't let you watch if you're willing to pay. Perhaps they are embarrassed but I would think that cash would help them get over that quickly. You are offering them more than a $5 Starbucks gift card, aren't you?
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8 years ago
I get all of my financial advice from an anonymous discussion board of horny perverts who fuck strippers. I don't see how anything could possibly go wrong with that strategy.
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8 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
The pictures of teachers who have been charged with sex crimes was interesting. Although they are all above my usual age limit, there are a surprising number who are quite fuckable. Young guys these days have it made cause pussy has never been so plentiful and easy to get.
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8 years ago
With the DS, I had her cunt in my mouth within two hours of first meeting her. With DS II and III, it was after 3-4 club visits. I've never done DATY on any other strippers.
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8 years ago
Maybe I'm missing something but why is a photographer operating in a strip club? I've been to strip clubs thousands of times and only once have I ever see a photo shoot going on.
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8 years ago
Why do some people not take their phones into da clubs? Afraid of loosing it, or fear of being tracked? I don't go anywhere without my phone.
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8 years ago
It's obviously a joke. But if SJG thought he was really the comedian, that's the funniest aspect of it all.
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8 years ago
At least the girl is putting forth some effort, even though her line is funny. Why didn't you just tell her that you only put whipped cream on your dick?
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8 years ago
Steve is an idiot. But he's right. Strip clubs are a dangerous place for idiots.
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8 years ago
If a stripper wants my money, she usually needs to be in the 18-25 range.
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8 years ago
I'm sure there are bargains to be had. What I don't understand is why somebody would wade through all of that fake crap, as well as take the risk of a LE sting, just to save a few bucks. There are cheap strippers to be had without all of that complication.