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8 years ago
If you could just pick up a cute 18 year old redhead to share the weed with, that would be the perfect business.
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8 years ago
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CJKent (Banned)“The more a person needs to be right, the less certain he is...”
It's kinda nice to have a woman suck my dick enthusiastically because she wants to and not to earn a big tip. Plus I'm saving a fortune cause dream strippers don't come cheap.
The DS and I still talk. I'm still in love with her and she's desperate to give me unlimited sexual delights. But I am afraid of catching an std.
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8 years ago
My guess is that a couple of dozen tusclers create fake stripper accounts this afternoon. I think I'll be Bambi, an 18 year old redhead newbie from Arkansas whose biggest concern is how to get 70 yo men to cum more quickly.
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8 years ago
Yes I coined the term sleepy time rapist. But that was more for humor rather than me thinking that he is actually a rapist.
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8 years ago
visit.
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8 years ago
I agree with TT. Variety is essential, and I hate fake/enhanced female body parts of all types.
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8 years ago
I don't really understand the severe hatred of SJG. I ignore him most of the time simply because he writes too much for me to read even if it were relevant, and it's usually irrelevant.
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8 years ago
Posting about the guy as a way to keep him from getting attention seems counterintuitive.
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8 years ago
Something like every fourth word in a rap song is required to be about strippers or strip clubs so it makes sense that they go together. The other words must be about drugs, hoes, or patron.
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8 years ago
On slow nights DS II used to work as the door girl or assistant bar tender instead of dancing. She said she made just about as much in tips as she did on stage and she didn't have to take her clothes off to do it. She would get guys all horny by flirting and leaning over to show her tits. Since she was by far the most beautiful woman in a shitty dive club, lots of guys begged her for a dance. When asked she would tell PLs that she occasionally did dances but it cost extra because she had to get somebody to cover for her at the bar or front desk. It did not really cost her extra to get a cover but lots of guys fell for it.
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8 years ago
The blow job queen had her pussy tightened too. I only fucked her once. It was pretty tight but unnatural feeling. I decided after that one experience in my hotel room to just get blow jobs from her itc. As her name suggests that's her specialty.
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8 years ago
The $50 Bare Elegance dances were the most expensive I'd ever seen untilI I went to San Fran. Hard to believe that guys are stupid/desperate enough to spend that kind of money for 2-3 min with a naked girl.
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8 years ago
Bring that phone into Follies next time I'm there so I can see her.
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8 years ago
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ATACdawgThank God Trump is FIRED!!! Lock him up!
Very fuckable.
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8 years ago
Papi is the expert on black miami clubs. I'd be willing to bet his advice will be spot on.
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8 years ago
The red headed bitch from hell sounds like
just my type of girl.
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8 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
"If any hotel staff ever accused me of escorting or being a prostitute just because I checked in with a guy, you best believe I'd sue the fucking shit out of them. "
I know this is probably not a real stripper posting. But whoever it is that's an outstanding attitude.
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8 years ago
Most expensive lap dance I've ever seen was $60 at M Bros. in SF. And the girls weren't even hot although I wouldn't pay that much even for a DS.
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8 years ago
The original DS was an amazing once in a lifetime thing. But then I kept finding more of them.
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8 years ago
What an awesome cum shot!
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8 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I'll never forget my first otc date with DS III. I show up at the holiday inn near her club to check in at around 2 pm. She comes up beside me at the front desk and gives me a hug and a kiss. She is dressed like the little slut that she is, and it couldn't be more obvious that I've got this room to duck her. The desk guy gives me a knowing smile, and then we are off.
Another story. I'm staying at a very nice hotel in Santa Monica. I walk my gorgeous stripper down to her car from my room after our date. She is dressed like a hooker cause that's what I like. We walk through the lobby holding hands. It was like holding up a bright neon sign saying "this is my hooker." After she drives away, the valet guy says "You're a lucky man." "Yes I am," I reply. "Yes I am."
Hotel staff does not give a shit. Even at very nice places. As long as you pay your bill and don't make any public disturbances they do not care and won't do anything about it.
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8 years ago
I think we made an excellent decision in choosing desertscrub as moderator.
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Wow. It's a bad idea to buy $200K high performance sports car on the internet. I never would have suspected that.
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8 years ago
Two years on tuscl and not a single contribution ever, of any type. Leech.