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8 years ago
Or you could just fuck a stripper and.not worry about all of this fake vs real crap.
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8 years ago
I'd rather see the face that is attached to the pussy that I'm fucking.
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8 years ago
Also you should give them your social security number, checking account number, and credit card number. Just so they can identify you as not being LE. This is every bit as legit as the Indian packers and movers. Please post the story of how it goes.
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8 years ago
I refuse to watch another of shadow cat's disgusting video links.
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8 years ago
wheres our moderator desertscrub?
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8 years ago
No man can live without pussy unless he's gay. Invest in a relatively cheap civilian and save some money for a while. Otherwise, Papi is right. it'll never work.
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8 years ago
Here's Genesis 1:1-4 from the JSRRSV version of the Bible.
Verse 1. In the beginning, God created beautiful young women. He made some brunettes, while others got hair that was black. A few lucky ones got light blond hair. But the most beautiful were the redheads.
Verse 2. To many of these women God gave small breasts, A and B cups. A few lucky ones got C cups. But the most beautiful received cups measured as a D. God's grace shines upon the D cups.
Verse 3. These beautiful women come in many ages, but those with God's greatest favor are the 18 year olds. Their bodies are worthy or worship and praise.
Here is my favorite translation of one of the 10 commandments.
Women shalt not have fake breasts, and men shall not allow their women to have fake breasts. It is an abomination unto the Lord.
And finally, the last verse in the Bible, my translation of Rev 22:21 -- Fuck you Jackie.
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8 years ago
It doesn't happen often but when it does its an immediate and complete turn off that ends any encounter no matter how cute the stripper may be. If a stripper who can't look and smell good is waisting her time.
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8 years ago
I'd rather the guys be old, short, fat, and ugly. That way I can imagine that I might actually be able to fuck the cute young thing that he is with.
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8 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I put those idiotic tablets on the floor or on the table next to me. They are as worthless and irritating as self check out registers.
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8 years ago
As an aside, all versions of the Bible condemn women stripping naked and men paying to have sex with them. So why the fuck are we discussing translations of the Bible.
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8 years ago
I agree with bvino's legal analysis. That was a very orderly and quiet blow job. The guy was probably on her jury and she was just trying to improve her odds of acquittal.
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8 years ago
Larry, I've avoided pissing in your corn flakes because I don't see what the big deal is about your posts. Some of what you post is interesting, and much of it is relevant. But why the fuck are you picking a fight with those who hate you? Stick to strip clubs and avoid the personal bullshit.
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8 years ago
I know all about Christie's. But I don't share information with people who don't contribute.
And I second the nomination of desertscrub for moderator.
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8 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Trump should sue that Coulter bitch into oblivion. Sure, that would be suicide for any other politician but the old rules are long gone now.
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8 years ago
Nice tits.
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8 years ago
My date tried to get me to leave the super bowl at half time. As incentive, she promised me a blow job and offered to let me cum in or on her anywhere I chose. I accepted her offer, then watched the end of one of he best super bowls ever at home. Great game. And I chose down her throat.
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I don't understand the hatred of Larry. But I have been very busy in sexual nirvana with my DC so perhaps I missed something.
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8 years ago
Back when I was married, the wife called a couple of times while I was in the VIP. I was tempted to let my stripper answer for me but I wasn't financially ready to get divorced yet so I let it go to voicemail.
And by the way. Just say no to covered blow jobs. That is so rong.
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8 years ago
Emily is Founder's DS.
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8 years ago
$1K will open up a lot of women's legs who would refuse lesser amounts. It's kind of a magic number which is integral to my system.
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I pray that i never get desperate enough to fuck that.
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8 years ago
She made a fortune from me two nights in a row. Heck paid her with a plastic bag of cheap weed.
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8 years ago
Ordinarily I'd handle something like this myself. That's why I carry a gun. But I don't take a gun to strip clubs, and I'm usually high. So under those circumstances I would talk to a bouncer and let him handle it.
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8 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
I wish I liked latinas. I'd save a fortune by going to Tijuana.