Comments by JohnSmith69 (page 5)

I felt like I was sick just waking into some of the Pasco county clubs. I can’t imagine being foolish enough to eat there.

This girl sounds like she might be perfect for you. But does she like gravy? How about goats?

I heard you can get a front room make out session in Tijuana. If you’re lucky you may also be in for some Mexican bar table dancing. We look forward to your reviews.

Somebody get this idiot a lawyer. If he really has the video he claims to have he could recover a few hundred thousand in a personal injury lawsuit.

I’ll be glad to take the 18 year olds off your hands.

Am I seriously supposed to believe that there is a high end strip club next to a marijuana dispensary? And you can smoke what you buy before going into the club? Holy shit, sounds like paradise. Except for the murders of course.

Both DS I and II temporarily broke off our business relationship after they got serious boyfriends. So it can matter. But they were not typical strippers. For the typical stripper it doesn’t usually matter a whole lot.

The DS and a I had a private party to celebrate my divorce. That’s the way to go.

Tell the blow job queen that I miss her.

Several years ago I completely fulfilled the romantic sexual relationship with an adorably cute stripper with teen in her age thing. So I can tell you from personal experience that what you describe can be done but will be very difficult to do. Probably impossible at the prices you mention. Strippers, particularly the young ones, are immature with little business sense and very undependable. There are exceptions of course, like the DS, but they are very rare and very expensive. Plus, I don’t think even the DS would have been willing to follow a pre written script about how our date should go. That’s a very advanced form of prostitution. An escort would likely be an easier way to go. They are more used to fulfilling these type of fantasies. But I suspect that attractive 18-21 yo escorts are probably hard to find, and also very expensive if you find them. I have no experience with non-stripper escorts so I don’t know how to address these issues. My advice is to lower your standards a little bit and find a regular girl at school to fulfill your fantasies with. Address your fears, whatever they may be, and conquer them to get the pussy. Or try finding a stripper to fuck you for free. I’ve had one fuck me for free at my advanced age, so for a guy who is 21 that should be a lot easier to do.

Damn Juice. If you ever start wearing a white three piece suit to da clubs you’ll be unstoppable.

You should at least post a link if not the content of the review. https://www.tuscl.net/app/rev.php?id=352713 I get why you are pissed. I would be too, although your level of anger seems a bit much to me. Hopefully you’ll be able to go back in a few months after it calms down. I think the lesson this demonstrates is that you have to be very very careful ever having any involvement with a dancers tip money. It happens all the time that dancer tips end up someplace other than the strippers hands, and all of us Capn Sav da Hos feel compelled to make sure that they get it back. The problem with doing that is that strip clubs are full of assholes looking to cheat strippers, and in the dark sex charged environment sometimes things get misconstrued and it’s difficult to tell a garden variety horny old guy from the assholes... The prevalence of drugs and alcohol make the problem worse. As as result often it’s best to just stay out of it rather than trying to help.

I use the info in a manner similar to what shadowcat describes. It is very useful.

I always understood that being overweight was part of Juice’s redneck charm that he used to get strippers to suck him off for free. It seems dangerous to mess with a system that has worked well for so long.

This is the scariest post that I’ve read on Tuscl in a long time. Please tell me that it’s not true.

I’m not getting any more follies blow jobs until they bring back the peanut butter crackers.

I would have enjoyed science more in school if they had taught these kind of details.

Thanks for the suggestions. Frankly Baltimore does not sound like as good of a town for strip clubs as I thought it was. But we shall see.

That’s nothing compared to when I drove around Miami in Heck’s car. He had big gallon bags full of dried flower. You could smell the car coming a couple of blocks away.

What you seem to want would be a lot easier to do (and a whole lot cheaper) in another city besides Vegas.

My policy is always that I only share intel with people that I know from either having met them or from the discussion board.

DS 1 and DS 3 both stood me up once. I told them that the money would stop if they ever did it again, but they never forced me to decide if I was serious about that threat or not. With a non DS, it’s one strike and she’s out.

Walk in the club door, open you eyes, and then you can answer you’ve own question.

Like the vasectomy joke. The puppy one is funny too.

I miss her sweet smell.