Sitting in Court this morning waiting for my case to be called and one of my buds leans over and says: I see you no lonmger are buying legal weed. I almost freaked because I had been buying only legal weed until last night when my guy told me he had some "ghost train haze", the single finest marijuana strain evah. I then recalled that driving from Ct. to Providence I had to pull over on the highway because the weed was so stenchy the car was reeking. Apparently it didn't work and just by driving ten minutes to court my suit smelled like the train. When I said: why did you say that, he responded because your guy gets the best weed on earth and I smelle it on you. We laughed and I am still laughing as I drive aroundwith the windows down on this old raw shitty day.
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Fucking Loser Leaf smoking losers.
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I don't smoke it.... but I do fuck girls that smoke it.... and I have kids that can smell anything in my car and will report it back to my ex, not to be mean they just talk a lot. So I know what will get the smells out of my clothes and car the best. For clothes I keep three bags packed all the time. A gym bag to work out, a club bag for Follies, and a Overnight bag if I decide to hook up for the night. I smoked a lot of it in college but that was 30 years ago.
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I don't smoke it.... but I do fuck girls that smoke it.... and I have kids that can smell anything in my car and will report it back to my ex, not to be mean they just talk a lot. So I know what will get the smells out of my clothes and car the best. For clothes I keep three bags packed all the time. A gym bag to work out, a club bag for Follies, and a Overnight bag if I decide to hook up for the night. I smoked a lot of it in college but that was 30 years ago.
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I don't let anyone smoke that shit in my car or even very close to me. Not only because I don't like the smell, but it is almost impossible to get rid of.
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That’s nothing compared to when I drove around Miami in Heck’s car. He had big gallon bags full of dried flower. You could smell the car coming a couple of blocks away.
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I love the smell of weed.... and the smell of weed and sex in a car...I love that
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My wife called me 15 minutes ago amazed that I smoked weed in my home office and even more amazed that she smelled it outside when she got home. I had to tell her I didn't smoke weed and that it reeks so badly that it made the whole neighborhood smell before i put it in a mason jar and put the jar in the safe.
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It seems like every other cop car is now a K9 unit. I would think that they are stepping up enforcement, but I never hear or see dogs in the back. Maybe they're bluffing?
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Weed is legal where I live.
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With restrictions on the potency. So you're buying the weed equivalent of moonshine? The flamest of the flame?
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Some day, maybe when I’m 99 years old, Im gonna smoke a big looser leaf with a hot 80 year old. I have never smoked it. Some day. Some day.
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^^^ that is the way to do it.
I did a flaming sack of poo on someones front porch one time. I will do it once more, but I will be an old man and nobody will suspect me.
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I watched a clip of Up in Smoke today. Laughed my ass off for 10 minutes solid!
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I love Cheech and Chong!
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Weed around here and in the 3 otherstates I have purchased, seems to tun between 12% - 29% THC. Potency does not always seem to jibe with the effect. Ghost Train is unique, but if you read the reviews on Leafly, the experience is similar for all. It is the straight right hand to the jaw of head weed. Beginners who smoke it hate it as overwhelming. I love it because after almost 50 years of getting high, very few weed related things impress me and this impresses me the most. By the second hit off the bowl I can always tell I am smoking something different and very special. The guy I have been getting weed from for almost 19 years gets the best product I have ever encountered.
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@crazyjoe:"I did a flaming sack of poo on someones front porch one time. "
Hey, senor, I hook you up wit macktruck. That guy got the good shit.... ;-)
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We haven't legalized it yet that I know of here in Ohio. But where I live, I always smell it coming from brothers' cars at stop lights and in parking lots. I don't see how they don't get busted all the damned time.
I smoke it a few times in college. All it ever did was make me sleepy and hungry. I don't need any help in those areas as it is.
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The best legal weed I ever had was from a Native American owned dispensary. Way more potent and a third cheaper than other legal weed I've tried.
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