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6 years ago
It took a couple of years of campaigning to get LDK and DS added to the glossary. So it’s not impossible but it’ll take a massive undertaking if you truly want to amend the glossary.
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6 years ago
Dancer orgasms during lap dances are too rare to warrant a term like LDK. But they do occasionally happen. I posted an article about one such occasion.
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6 years ago
I ran into a dancer years ago who kept a batting average based upon the number of guys that cum during dances. I don’t recall her exact percentage but I do remember that it was very high and I questioned how it could be accurate when she mentioned it. Then we went back for dances. After the first song, I knew that her batting average was about to improve again. After the third song I was just another number in her successful career.
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6 years ago
Of course it’s all political bullshit. But that’s what this little cunt has made her living on. She is making a living out of breaking the confidences of a client to try and bring down a politician and portray him as a criminal. Now she is being treated as a criminal. That’s how the game works. If she doesn’t like how the game is played then she should put on her clothes so we don’t have to keep looking at her fake, worn out pathetic excuse for a female body.
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6 years ago
“Who in their right mind would want a lap dance when they have a girlfriend anyway?”
I can think of about 10,000 reasons. Starting with, as in this case, the girlfriend being overweight and unattractive.
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6 years ago
I’d pass on both and use the time to find a 10. Then I’d pay her $1,000 to be my girlfriend.
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6 years ago
Just wait until she gets on stage. Then you can offer her a scholarship without having to worry about the guy she was talking to.
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6 years ago
That happened with DS II once. She ended up doing a 30 min vip with some loser when I was there to see her and had to leave early. I said ok to giving him a “dance,” but not this bullshit. I got a couple of dances from the second hottest dancer there and when I got back DS II was still gone.
I was furious with her when she finally got back. Then she promised me some extra sexual favors on the date that we had scheduled for the next night. I got over it.
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6 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Since half of what I used to post here was about the DS, I never told her about Tuscl.
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6 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
(A) the showcase is good if there are a lot of dancers. It allows a PL to see the entire lineup quickly so he can identify his targets or decide to get out out of Dodge. It can be kind of demeaning to the dancers but that's the nature of stripping. You are selling your body.
B) They seem pretty common. I see them regularly.
C) I haven't noticed much change over the years in how much they are used.
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6 years ago
It is what it is. If you want beautiful women in Atlanta, go to Cheetah. If you want extraordinarily high mileage and don't mind mediocre looking women, it doesn't get any better than Follies.
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6 years ago
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TJ LeeThe ultimate strip clubs goer.
How much to walk a girl over to the church and have her worship your penis?
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6 years ago
I never told the old ball and chain a damn thing.
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6 years ago
Every DS of mine has got to be a blond or a redhead.
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6 years ago
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impalaThe People's Republic of Pennsylvania
DS III did the exact same thing to me on our first date. I sat in the hotel waiting for her for several hours, getting a string of texts like you did. I was pissed and swore that I would never pay her another penny.
We met at noon the next day at the same hotel. It turns out she had a very good excuse, and had been in a car accident the previous evening.
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6 years ago
“My boyfriend has a PhD.”
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6 years ago
Pussy is life. If you give it up you die.
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6 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Shailynn, that is a very comprehensive list. But I think I had a lot more than 15 posts about breaking up with the DS. A couple that I’d add:
Rech drives John Smith around Miami high as a kite and earns the nickname Heck.
SJG admits to being the sleepy time rapist.
There was also a pretty funny episode where Heck claimed that his girlfriend discovered his tuscl identity.
There was shadow cat being band but that was before my time.
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6 years ago
If you follow Mary Jane’s vibrator idea, it could save you a bunch of money at strip clubs.
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6 years ago
I’d consider playing with the one on the right if no redheads were available.
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6 years ago
Meat you may be right but MJ is a very social person. She insists upon posting.
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6 years ago
The more time that passes the more I understand how Dougster could develop such an intense distaste for Rick.
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6 years ago
Excellent guesses. But shadow cat got it right with the first post.
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6 years ago
“I think Smith is being dramatic.”
It’s not me. MJ is the dramatic one.