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6 years ago
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LiwetIf she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
With this post it is now official. We have run out of anything productive to say or ask.
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6 years ago
This is one of the many areas where a good lawyer would be invaluable — overturning stoopid laws that infringe upon people’s freedoms.
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6 years ago
Damn you guys have a hard ducking time staying on topic. This post is not about the merits of Cuban strippers, or other cities to find white gurls in (although I do enjoy Lexington clubs), or whether I’m having trouble funding my white gurl obsession (I’m not).
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6 years ago
My first lap dance was with a girl wearing tight little jean shorts coupled with a mini top that didn’t cover much. Her ass was hanging out of the shorts, her tits were hanging out of her top, and my dick was hard as a rock. It was then and remains today one of my fav outfits.
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6 years ago
On the plus side, you can find lots of funny ambulance chaser ads on YouTube. I don’t have time to find it now but my fav is where a car falls from the ceiling right next to the creepy lawyer.
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6 years ago
I agree that many plaintiff’s attorneys are ambulance chasing scum who are an unnecessary drain on our economy and our society. However, there are many other attorneys who are outstanding professionals who can be of a tremendous help if you need them. The problem is that our law schools turn out far more lawyers than we need because people erroneously think that being a lawyer is an easy road to riches so lots of people (including many strippers that I talk to) want to be a lawyer. There aren’t enough jobs for all of these lawyers so the weaker ones who can’t make a living otherwise resort to the sort of crap that the OP describes.
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6 years ago
They probably want to play with your man boobs.
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6 years ago
I never go to strip clubs in myrtle beach anymore. Low mileage, high prices, restrictive laws, and entitled girls who are used to getting the entire contents of golfers wallets with minimal effort. I suggest taking your DS with you, or staying at the hotel and watching porn.
But if you absolutely must go try Dollhouse. Stay as far away as possible from masters.
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6 years ago
Read my system for getting yourself off in a strip clubs with a vibrator and remote control. The system is perfect for a guy in your situation.
You’re welcome.
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6 years ago
You’d find better value in Vegas. Stay in your hotel and watch porn.
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6 years ago
The best afternoon shift club in my experience is clearly Follies. It’s always packed and day shift there is as good as other clubs at 1 am. Hi Liter also used to be a good day shift club although I haven’t been there in a while and am not sure how LE actions may have impacted the club. Baby Dolls also usually has a pretty busy and well staffed day shift.
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6 years ago
ive had pizzas delivered before to share with a fav and her friends. But no flowers. My worst nightmare would be becoming the creepy old guy who brings flowers to strippers.
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6 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
To each his own but I’m going to stick with wearing a white three piece suit.
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6 years ago
I almost never go to a club if I have to park on the street and walk some distance to get there, especially at night. Strip clubs are usually in unsafe areas where you’d be an idiot to walk late at night with hundreds of dollars in your pocket.
This is usually an issue in clubs that that are downtown in large cities. Minneapolis is one lexample.
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6 years ago
I had a fantastic time taking the DS on trips. But I would not recommend doing that with the vast majority of strippers. You need to get along very well together and really trust her to take a trip. And you should test it out first by having a few one night sleepovers without traveling, then consider moving on to a trip.
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6 years ago
She is my exact type. Lucky “victim.”
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6 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I once was worried that video girls boyfriend was at the hotel room door so I grabbed my backpack which contained my anti-stripper boyfriend gun. But it turned out that she called room service without telling me.
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6 years ago
I know all about So Cal clubs. But I’m too lazy to type out the details.
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6 years ago
All she had to do was to swallow the guys cum and he would ha e gladly given her da cash.
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6 years ago
She was my type when she was 18.
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6 years ago
Send her pic to Trump and I bet he soon sets up a series of private meetings with the Croatian government.
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6 years ago
The DS is from an upper middle class family. But she had a fight with da parents, they kicked her out, and she found herself living in her car. So she turned to a friend, a girl who just happened to be a stripper, and the rest is history.
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6 years ago
went to a tee by little Portland club a few years ago. Really just a neighborhood bar. The vip area were some benches in the back separated by white bed sheets. At least they looked clean.
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6 years ago
Strip clubs can help you deal with the wife until the divorce comes. And they can make the post divorce time period one of the best in your life. But they can’t save your marriage.
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6 years ago
The first time I saw the DS on stage I always tipped her a Benjamin. $150 for her birthday.
DSII liked lots of ones so I’d typically throwing $50 or so up there when she went on stage.
DSIII could never keep a job long enough for us to establish any regular type of tipping pattern. Mostly she just came to my house to duck.