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Comments by JohnSmith69 (page 25)

  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    skibum609
    Massachusetts
    A blond, a brunette and a readhead
    I’d offer the brunette $500, the blond $750, and the redhead $1K.
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    6 years ago
    LostinFLA
    Evil Sheldon!
    Holidays
    I went to a club on Valentine’s Day once. It was awful.
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    6 years ago
    ToyChaser
    I just make them raise their right-hand and swear they are clean - then its all BBJ's & FS
    Keep it 100: TUSCL
    Maybe others care what the door fee is. It’s not all about you.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Have you ever seen a dancer this ugly
    Not sure if I want to id the club or not. The place is usually somewhat better than this and I hate to tarnish the reputation of a place which is fairly positive. It could've just been ugly summer Tuesdays and I missed the memo.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Have you ever seen a dancer this ugly
    She could be in some sort of program to help men transition to being a woman.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Have you ever seen a dancer this ugly
    Papi even I don’t throw away money on strippers to that degree. But in any event I’ve left, headed to greener pastures.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Have you ever seen a dancer this ugly
    Queen ugly just walked up to the second guy and tried to pull him out of his chair to the VIP. He forces himself back in his chair. There is a tug of war that lasts for about 30 seconds. The result is very much in doubt because, even though he is a young guy, she is very big and very strong. Ugly, unable to communicate, and desperate. A horrible combination for a stripper.
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    6 years ago
    sweetjamesjones
    I support the naked hustle
    Strip Club Awards
    While the lists have a few good clubs (Tootsies for example), many of he clubs listed are mediocre at best and several are crap. Case in point — admirals theatre which is one of the worst rip offs that I’ve ever been to, is listed as a top club. Whatever the criteria, it had very little to do with the club itself.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Decent Side Jobs/Gigs
    You sound imminently qualified to be a stripper boyfriend.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    abqspencer
    somewhere fun
    Waitress at Hong Kong?
    Ive heard that they have prostitutes there as well. But I’m like you, I want to know about the waitresses.
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    6 years ago
    Icey
    I put your ATF on a winning team
    Ever use Viagra before going to the club or seeing a ho?
    Use weed instead. It works wonders.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Ways To Get High
    The DS was very fond of cough syrup and sprite. There’s a name for the combination but I can’t remember it.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Kirby06
    Wisconsin
    Insight on Her Intentions
    Your problem is that you are treating a sex worker like a civilian woman. She does things to act like a civilian woman but it’s all an act. It’s designed to separate you from your money. She sounds like she has a good long term hustle. But that’s all it is — hustle. When she does shit that makes you wonder (like wanting to play golf with you), that is also her hustle. You are her customer and everything she does is designed to get more of your money in the long term. If this was me I would tell her that what I want is an otc date with sex. Never accept vague promise like “we will see where it goes.” That just means that she will keep demanding more money for every little thing you ask for. In the end you’ll be out hundreds of dollars and likely get nothing more than blue balls. Either she does what you want or you stop paying her. If you can’t do this then you aren’t ready to play with strippers.
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    6 years ago
    Biffarama1
    Louisiana
    NYC tonight (Manhattan)
    Did Founder delete the reviews?
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Smalltowncpl
    Illinois
    What kind of dancer do you look for ?
    I’m always shopping for a 10. But I often wind up settling for an 8. I rarely go below an 8.
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    6 years ago
    HumptyDance
    California
    Any local SF mongers
    Leeches all over the ducking place this summer.
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    6 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Can you actually "Sleep" with a stripper?
    The DS and I spent the night together on about half of our dates, and all of our trips. She occasionally woke me up in the middle of the night for sex, and we often had sex again in the am. She slept very soundly and didn’t seem to notice or mind my snoring. I also slept with DS II on our trips and on a few dates, but much less frequently. This is something that you only want to do with a dancer that you know well and reasonably trust.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Why is a dream stripper like the square root of -100?
    Usually you’re funny. But I am way too fucking high to understand math.
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    6 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Best way to heal a LDK Rash cock ?
    Juice your dick goes in the hole between her legs. Try that instead of all of that childish rubbing. You might still get a rash but it’ll be the kind that can be cured wirh antibiotics.
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    6 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Lips ?
    I like pussy lips big and meaty. I have no preference for the other set of lips.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Fast Food / Junk Food Fantasy Revisited
    In n Out is da best.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    future POTUS and Senator in training
    Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
    IG account of literally finest girl in the world
    skibum.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    future POTUS and Senator in training
    Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
    IG account of literally finest girl in the world
    I share akibum’s tastes.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Watched a good friend in poker go legit broke last night
    I prefer to piss my money away on beautiful 18 yo redheads. But to each his own.