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6 years ago
A blond, a brunette and a readheadI’d offer the brunette $500, the blond $750, and the redhead $1K.
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6 years ago
HolidaysI went to a club on Valentine’s Day once. It was awful.
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6 years ago
ToyChaserI just make them raise their right-hand and swear they are clean - then its all BBJ's & FS
Keep it 100: TUSCLMaybe others care what the door fee is. It’s not all about you.
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6 years ago
Have you ever seen a dancer this uglyNot sure if I want to id the club or not. The place is usually somewhat better than this and I hate to tarnish the reputation of a place which is fairly positive. It could've just been ugly summer Tuesdays and I missed the memo.
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6 years ago
Have you ever seen a dancer this uglyShe could be in some sort of program to help men transition to being a woman.
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6 years ago
Have you ever seen a dancer this uglyPapi even I don’t throw away money on strippers to that degree. But in any event I’ve left, headed to greener pastures.
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6 years ago
Have you ever seen a dancer this uglyQueen ugly just walked up to the second guy and tried to pull him out of his chair to the VIP. He forces himself back in his chair. There is a tug of war that lasts for about 30 seconds. The result is very much in doubt because, even though he is a young guy, she is very big and very strong.
Ugly, unable to communicate, and desperate. A horrible combination for a stripper.
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6 years ago
Strip Club AwardsWhile the lists have a few good clubs (Tootsies for example), many of he clubs listed are mediocre at best and several are crap. Case in point — admirals theatre which is one of the worst rip offs that I’ve ever been to, is listed as a top club. Whatever the criteria, it had very little to do with the club itself.
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6 years ago
Decent Side Jobs/GigsYou sound imminently qualified to be a stripper boyfriend.
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6 years ago
Waitress at Hong Kong?Ive heard that they have prostitutes there as well. But I’m like you, I want to know about the waitresses.
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6 years ago
IceyI put your ATF on a winning team
Ever use Viagra before going to the club or seeing a ho?Use weed instead. It works wonders.
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6 years ago
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Ways To Get HighThe DS was very fond of cough syrup and sprite. There’s a name for the combination but I can’t remember it.
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6 years ago
Insight on Her IntentionsYour problem is that you are treating a sex worker like a civilian woman. She does things to act like a civilian woman but it’s all an act. It’s designed to separate you from your money.
She sounds like she has a good long term hustle. But that’s all it is — hustle. When she does shit that makes you wonder (like wanting to play golf with you), that is also her hustle. You are her customer and everything she does is designed to get more of your money in the long term.
If this was me I would tell her that what I want is an otc date with sex. Never accept vague promise like “we will see where it goes.” That just means that she will keep demanding more money for every little thing you ask for. In the end you’ll be out hundreds of dollars and likely get nothing more than blue balls. Either she does what you want or you stop paying her. If you can’t do this then you aren’t ready to play with strippers.
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6 years ago
NYC tonight (Manhattan)Did Founder delete the reviews?
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6 years ago
What kind of dancer do you look for ?I’m always shopping for a 10. But I often wind up settling for an 8. I rarely go below an 8.
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6 years ago
Any local SF mongersLeeches all over the ducking place this summer.
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6 years ago
Can you actually "Sleep" with a stripper?The DS and I spent the night together on about half of our dates, and all of our trips. She occasionally woke me up in the middle of the night for sex, and we often had sex again in the am. She slept very soundly and didn’t seem to notice or mind my snoring.
I also slept with DS II on our trips and on a few dates, but much less frequently.
This is something that you only want to do with a dancer that you know well and reasonably trust.
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6 years ago
Why is a dream stripper like the square root of -100?Usually you’re funny. But I am way too fucking high to understand math.
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6 years ago
Best way to heal a LDK Rash cock ?Juice your dick goes in the hole between her legs. Try that instead of all of that childish rubbing. You might still get a rash but it’ll be the kind that can be cured wirh antibiotics.
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6 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Lips ?I like pussy lips big and meaty. I have no preference for the other set of lips.
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6 years ago
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Fast Food / Junk Food Fantasy RevisitedIn n Out is da best.
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6 years ago
IG account of literally finest girl in the worldskibum.
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6 years ago
IG account of literally finest girl in the worldI share akibum’s tastes.
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6 years ago
Watched a good friend in poker go legit broke last nightI prefer to piss my money away on beautiful 18 yo redheads. But to each his own.