You guys could take some lessons from that material in how to write sex stories. But I’m gonna stop reading it now or else I’ll have to go get some tissues.
self-pub·lish
verb
(of a writer) publish (a piece of one's work) independently and at one's own expense.
"eighteen months ago, he was an unknown writer who self-published his book with a minuscule print run of 20"
(of a writer) having published their work independently and at their own expense.
adjective: self-published; adjective: selfpublished
"a self-published author"
"The Hunt for Hansclapp"...wtf? I feel like I need a shower and antibiotics now. Also, "James Frey" cannot write for shit. That passage from "Katerina" was unreadable.
I enjoyed reading all of this. This is my favorite:
“In his mind he pictured her neck, her long neck, her swan’s neck, her Alice in Wonderland neck coiling like a serpent, like a serpent, coiling down on him.”
How could anybody say that isn’t the sexiest sentence ever?
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Nobel Prize for bad erotic literature. @Smith's dream-stripper, teenage- prostitution stories would be a shoo-in!
LOL. I’ve considered writing erotica and self-publishing on Amazon before. Never have though.
verb
(of a writer) publish (a piece of one's work) independently and at one's own expense.
"eighteen months ago, he was an unknown writer who self-published his book with a minuscule print run of 20"
(of a writer) having published their work independently and at their own expense.
adjective: self-published; adjective: selfpublished
"a self-published author"
“In his mind he pictured her neck, her long neck, her swan’s neck, her Alice in Wonderland neck coiling like a serpent, like a serpent, coiling down on him.”
How could anybody say that isn’t the sexiest sentence ever?