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13 years ago
Thank you, lovemetiddys. I needed a good laugh at the end of a long week.
Two of them were the best:
#1: I think I've spent over $1000 on exactly one dancer. I've dated three of them -- and that one (the $1000+ girl) wasn't among the three. One of the three accepted after I had spent less than $50 on her.
#7: It's been said before, but it can't be repeated enough. YOU WORK IN A STRIP CLUB, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!! It's asinine when a woman on the street dresses provocatively and then gets pissed when a man stares at her. There is no word in the English language to describe when a woman takes off her clothes (in an establishment specifically designed for that purpose) and then gets mad when men stare at her.
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13 years ago
I couldn't say "no". I could, however, say "aw, HELL, no!!!!"
Maybe when I was 7 and peeking under my cousin's dolls skirts.
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13 years ago
Add another thumbs-up to gmd's sentiment.
As far as the OP, in my mind, any guy who takes a fave away from me is an asshole. So if she says that she'd rather be with me than him, it makes perfect sense to me. ;-)
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13 years ago
@travelguy10, read your story twice to make sure I didn't miss the part where she agreed to do what you wanted and then reneged. Couldn't find it.
If you're this bad at interpreting woman-speak when it's straightforward, I hope you're never in a real relationship where it's all subtle as hell. ;-)
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13 years ago
Or, we could call it the Gary Payton award
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13 years ago
Just find out who has the most STDs.
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13 years ago
Any chick with pink hair had damn well better have a degree from Crown College. Otherwise, I give her a 0 on a scale of 1 to 10.
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13 years ago
Just to balance out you guys who like the heroin chic skinny bitches, I'll give her an 8.
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13 years ago
They gave the money back: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/highschool-prep-rally/l-little-league-season-saved-charitable-strip-club-114729592.html
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13 years ago
Are they under the "w4d" section?
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13 years ago
From another guy "not looking or wanting extras": It's just you.
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13 years ago
My schedule varies and sometimes I'm up very late. If I get the urge at the end of the "day" to go see some titties, are you gonna deny my Constitutional right to do so at 3 AM?
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13 years ago
shadowcat and I are old enough to remember when Washington and Lincoln each got their own holidays and all the other presidents were kicked to the curb.
Interesting (given the OP) that they're on the 2 lowest denomination bills. ;-)
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13 years ago
Babe-raham Lincoln
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13 years ago
I don't like driving down Ponce in broad daylight. I'll become a eunuch before I go to a SC on Ponce. ;-)
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13 years ago
Aw, HELL NO!
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13 years ago
I was seeing that error when looking at someone else's pics, but the pictures were coming up anyway.
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13 years ago
I can tell you how to strike out in any Atlanta club. ;-)
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13 years ago
I think that the answer to the OP is different now then it was a year ago. I'm fairly shy too, but it used to be that if I tipped a dancer on stage, she'd come down after her set, thank me, and ask if I wanted a dance. This worked 95% of the time. If it was a new dancer that i *really* wanted a dance from, I might even ask her while she's on stage, just to be sure. But I rarely had to do that.
But lately, that's just not the case. I've tipped generously on stage, and while I get "thank you"-s right then, over half the time, the dancer doesn't approach me after her set, even when I'm only 10 feet from the stage. And it's not even because she's returning to the regular or the whale who was too lazy to get his fat ass up and tip her on stage.
I sniffed my pits and that wasn't the issue. And I can't be THAT much uglier than I was a year ago. I don't know what it is.
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13 years ago
Had spent a good bit of time both in and out of club with one dancer (no OTC, just dinner and such). Then one night she offered OTC. I told her that I'd have to think about it, as I saw her as the wildest roller coaster in the world -- fun as hell, but you really wonder the whole time if you'll survive. For a number of reasons, that was my one and only shot, and I'm still pissed at myself.
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13 years ago
Shoes: Don't care how they look, just how they sound. Been a rash of dancers lately that like to climb pole then drop suddenly, with their shoes hitting the stage with a loud bang. That pretty much guarantees that the dancer will not get within 25 feet of me. I'm not a gang-banger who gets wood whenever he thinks he hears a drive-by.
As to everything else, for me, it totally depends on the girl. I would lean toward most of the things you say (esp no/minimal body mod and long hair) for 99 girls out of 100, but the hottest dancer I know had very short hair and lots of ink. And any other feature you can think of (costume, size, shape, color, attitude), I like some dancers of every stripe -- and can't stand some other dancers of the same stripes.
As it all pertains to you, at least from the pictures, it seems that you have a girl-next-door quality going for you. I'd capitalize on that. Which means, no more mods and long hair. I might even consider losing the dangly part of the navel piercing.
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13 years ago
This is a variation/extension on #1, but for a mere $10, a hot girl who's half my age will show me her naked body.
Hell, for the *possibility* of a mere $10, a hot girl who's half my age will give me the time of day. That's more than can be said for any non-stripper.
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13 years ago
Wonder if this is related to that article I read the other day about Mark Zuckerberg buying TUSCL. ;-)
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13 years ago
gmd said what I was trying to say, only much more clearly. ;-)
There was one dancer who went by A at Club 1, then changed to day shift at Club 2 (where she went by B), then switched to night shift at that club (where she went by C). Thankfully, she was pretty distinctive, so I'd just look for her rather than remember all those damn names.
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13 years ago
If I know A's real and stage names, I *always* use A's stage name when talking to another dancer (call her B), unless I *know* that B knows A's real name *and* I know that B knows that I know it, too.
The one exception was when I was seeing co-worker/roommates OTC (but not "OTC", dammit) and they'd each refer to the other one by real names. Even then, I stuck to stage names, since each girl had never told me *her own* real name.