A poem by a stripper boyfriend

11/20/2015 1:52:36 PM

Why do you strip club customers hate on me?
Is it because you want my girlfriend's pussy?
You have to pay for it, and I get it for free.
Call me a loser, but really I'm living the American Dream.
I don't work, I smoke weed all day, and my girl pays all the way.
Why are you in the strip club? You can't get pussy in the real world?
Hate all you want, but next time you get a dance from your "sweetie", just remember all that money is going to me :)

12 comments

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crazyjoe

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9 years ago

^^^ that dudes girl fucks him in the ass with a cucumber after work. That makes him a her little bitch

Clackport

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9 years ago

^^^Lol

crazyjoe

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9 years ago

^^^ real men work

crazyjoe

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9 years ago

That guy is a pussy punk ass bitch

Lone_Wolf

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9 years ago

Cute but aren't poems supposed to ryme ?

Clackport

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9 years ago

^^^Nobody accused stripper boyfriends of being smart.

tumblingdice

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9 years ago

P-Nemesis,I'm feeling a new rap song there,you feeling it too?

JohnSmith69

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9 years ago

He's not her boyfriend, he's her pimp. I will never be jealous of a pimp.

Clackport

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9 years ago

@JS- in most situations a stripper boyfriend and her pimp is the same thing.

This guy that made this "poem" was a acquaintance of mine for awhile. Trust me, this guy is a piece of shit. He beats women up, he doesn't work (well he sells drugs) he's been to jail numerous times. Surprisingly he's pulled quite a few decent looking strippers. I don't know if that says more about strippers or more about him.

mikeya02

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9 years ago

^^^It's the drugs. Why he sucks, and why they stick with him

just_the_nuts

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9 years ago

I love that song bro, i guess i must be a peace of shit pimp

just_the_nuts

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9 years ago

I've been freestyle artist myself....give me a sec and i will drop a dope Asian white crack head murzik