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Comments by dudeanonymous (page 13)

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    14 years ago
    Rate The GurlZ
    Do they all have the same sparkling personality?
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    14 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    Stripper Texting Mistake
    Why does this not surprise me? I think most dancers see the exchange of phone numbers and text messages as nothing more than a marketing ploy. As long as she can entice you back into the club to spend money on her, it doesn't matter who she is talking to.
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    14 years ago
    WiFi at strip clubs
    I always want to say, "Dude, put the iPhone down. There's a naked woman on the stage a few feet from you. You're not impressing anyone."
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    14 years ago
    Lady Gaga gives lap dance at strip club
    There's just something skanky about her that turns me off. Plus, she seems to be channeling the self-marketing that Madonna did so well in the 80s, like she, or one of her managers, are combing through Madonna's early days to see what to do next.
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    14 years ago
    New Adam & Eve Survey Finds More Americans Enjoying Anal Sex
    I'm totally with george on this.
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    14 years ago
    Speaking of cheapskates
    Were you offended? Does she have you figured out?
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    14 years ago
    londonguy
    Breathe, breathe in the air
    Virginity lost in a SC?
    I've lost a lot of things in a SC, including sound judgement and self control, but virginity isn't on the list.
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    14 years ago
    The New Cleveland Ohio Hustler Club
    There's an "Add Your Club" link at the bottom of the page you can use to submit the listing.
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    14 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    Most fucked up offer I've ever gotten.
    I seriously doubt anything is going to top that.
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    14 years ago
    Review or No?
    Yeah, he seems to be posting one BS review when his membership is about to expire.
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    14 years ago
    Stripper's rough hands
    I've had a lot of dancers comment on my soft hands, while theirs are obviously not. A few times, I've wondered what other customers' hands must be like that they would comment on mine.
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    14 years ago
    hi any girls want to take care of me and my wife?
    Perhaps the work of Dick Johnson? But he usually puts more effort into his posts.
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    14 years ago
    EDOG65
    Florida
    First Attempt at OTC - Unsuccessful
    I've been offered take out at HB. I declined, not my thing, but she did tell me the price along with the offer.
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    14 years ago
    hi any girls want to take care of me and my wife?
    My exact thought, george.
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    14 years ago
    Are You a Day Guy or a Night Guy?
    I like to arrive during happy hour and stay a few hours into the evening. That way you get to see both the day and evening shift. Both of best worlds.
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    14 years ago
    Shekitout
    South Carolina
    Polite way to tell a dancer 'No'
    I've also had decent success with "I just got here and want to unwind awhile." There's also "I'm just here to watch the show." (With that, I think they assume you have no money.)
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    14 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    My daughter just got a tatoo...
    Maybe I'm an old fogey, but I still think that getting tatoos is a fad that will eventually taper off. Several years down the road young people will roll their eyes at older people with tatoos and say, "I'd never do that!"
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    14 years ago
    Proposition
    If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
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    14 years ago
    Feature Dancers ?
    I avoid feature nights. The last time I inadvertently stumbled upon one, I turned around and left. Usually an underwelming show, a bigger customer crowd, and the regular girls get bitchy because all the attention is being diverted elsewhere.
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    14 years ago
    Average Face + Great Ass = ?
    Breasts? Groping thereof?
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    14 years ago
    johnnyx
    England
    Interesting North America clubs easily accessible by public transport
    When I travel, I look for clubs within a few minutes' walk of a hotel. Put the address of the club into Google Maps, then search "nearby" for hotels. A few I've found (all of the below are currently on the TUSCL top 100): Cheaters, Cocoa Beach, FL - a couple hotels right next door Lido Cabaret, Cape Canaveral, FL - about 10 minutes' walk from the same hotels above Heartbreakers, Columbia, SC - hotel across the street Platinum Plus, Columbia, SC - two hotels about five minutes' walk (not the same hotels, though. HB and PP are a mile or two apart.) And I guess there's always a cab....
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    14 years ago
    Road Trip I95
    The hour plus detour off I95 to go to Columbia, SC, to visit HP and PP is well worth it.
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    14 years ago
    What do you make of this review?
    Looking up GPS coordinates....
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    14 years ago
    Recent Reviews
    I almost exclusively go to SCs when I travel, so it's option (a) and TUSCL is an invaluable resource. I do occasionally scan other reviews to get an idea of where I might like to visit in the future. Someday I need to hit Cheeks in Dayton on the way to Brad's in Indy and end up in Detroit....
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    14 years ago
    LeeH
    Georgia
    how do you tip a girl on stage?
    @Clubber - If only my favorite restaurants operated like this; I suddenly can imagine a totally different meaning for "surf and turf". I'm just saying that if you are trying to get on a dancer's good side, a 20 in the garter might be appreciated more than 20 singles raining down on her.