Comments by dudeanonymous (page 13)

Do they all have the same sparkling personality?

Why does this not surprise me? I think most dancers see the exchange of phone numbers and text messages as nothing more than a marketing ploy. As long as she can entice you back into the club to spend money on her, it doesn't matter who she is talking to.

I always want to say, "Dude, put the iPhone down. There's a naked woman on the stage a few feet from you. You're not impressing anyone."

There's just something skanky about her that turns me off. Plus, she seems to be channeling the self-marketing that Madonna did so well in the 80s, like she, or one of her managers, are combing through Madonna's early days to see what to do next.

I'm totally with george on this.

Were you offended? Does she have you figured out?

I've lost a lot of things in a SC, including sound judgement and self control, but virginity isn't on the list.

There's an "Add Your Club" link at the bottom of the page you can use to submit the listing.

I seriously doubt anything is going to top that.

Yeah, he seems to be posting one BS review when his membership is about to expire.

I've had a lot of dancers comment on my soft hands, while theirs are obviously not. A few times, I've wondered what other customers' hands must be like that they would comment on mine.

Perhaps the work of Dick Johnson? But he usually puts more effort into his posts.

I've been offered take out at HB. I declined, not my thing, but she did tell me the price along with the offer.

My exact thought, george.

I like to arrive during happy hour and stay a few hours into the evening. That way you get to see both the day and evening shift. Both of best worlds.

I've also had decent success with "I just got here and want to unwind awhile." There's also "I'm just here to watch the show." (With that, I think they assume you have no money.)

Maybe I'm an old fogey, but I still think that getting tatoos is a fad that will eventually taper off. Several years down the road young people will roll their eyes at older people with tatoos and say, "I'd never do that!"

If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

I avoid feature nights. The last time I inadvertently stumbled upon one, I turned around and left. Usually an underwelming show, a bigger customer crowd, and the regular girls get bitchy because all the attention is being diverted elsewhere.

Breasts? Groping thereof?

When I travel, I look for clubs within a few minutes' walk of a hotel. Put the address of the club into Google Maps, then search "nearby" for hotels. A few I've found (all of the below are currently on the TUSCL top 100): Cheaters, Cocoa Beach, FL - a couple hotels right next door Lido Cabaret, Cape Canaveral, FL - about 10 minutes' walk from the same hotels above Heartbreakers, Columbia, SC - hotel across the street Platinum Plus, Columbia, SC - two hotels about five minutes' walk (not the same hotels, though. HB and PP are a mile or two apart.) And I guess there's always a cab....

The hour plus detour off I95 to go to Columbia, SC, to visit HP and PP is well worth it.

Looking up GPS coordinates....

I almost exclusively go to SCs when I travel, so it's option (a) and TUSCL is an invaluable resource. I do occasionally scan other reviews to get an idea of where I might like to visit in the future. Someday I need to hit Cheeks in Dayton on the way to Brad's in Indy and end up in Detroit....

@Clubber - If only my favorite restaurants operated like this; I suddenly can imagine a totally different meaning for "surf and turf". I'm just saying that if you are trying to get on a dancer's good side, a 20 in the garter might be appreciated more than 20 singles raining down on her.