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Speaking of cheapskates

Jun 23, 2010, 11:36 PM
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steve229

Her:(surprised) Hey, what are you doing here? Me:(puzzled) What do you mean? Her: Tonight's not 2-4-1.

Should I be offended?

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dudeanonymous

Were you offended? Does she have you figured out?

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troop

lol.. should have told her the club's new policy that night was 4-4-1

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mjx01

Hard to say... I'm usually a weekend visitor where I'm a regular. If I stop in mid-week I get the 'what are you doing here tonight' bit. Part of it is just becasue you broke your routine.

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MisterGuy

LOL...I think she meant to call you a cheapskate steve...sorry...

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CTQWERTY

LMAO!!!!

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vincemichaels

steve, if she asks you that again, take her in back and spank her.

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brewerfan

Honestly, you outta know the answer to that one. She obviously knows you and your ways.

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lopaw

lol - that's pretty funny. I'm sure she meant it with much affection, steve!

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samsung1

lol just wondering did you say after that?

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Philip A. Stein

229, is that when you realized it was double coupons and b-lined it to Kroger?

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how

Yeah, that was a bit of a cheap shot.

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Dudester

It was a cheap shot on her part, however, if you're known for other things, her knowing you can be a good thing.

My 1st ATF worked at a place that occasionally lost it's license. I walked in and noticed that the dancers were staying uncharacteristically clothed. My ATF appeard and led me to a back room. As she stripped nude (it was a topless plac) she said, "We lost our SOB license. We're not supposed to reveal anything. Now come here and make love to me."

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samsung1

T PAIN : Long Lap Dance Song

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steve229

Sam - what did I say after that?

I just smiled, said I stopped by for the free happy hour buffet, lol.

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rickdugan

lmao steve - no doubt dispelling the cheapskate notion.

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CTQWERTY

THAT'S even worse... you're not there for dances at all but to score free food. She must've gagged!

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samsung1

steve be proud you are a cheapskate...I tried to be a cheapskate tonight and just go for the free giveaways but ended up spending around $150.

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vincemichaels

steve, so did you take her to the VIP and gag her with your @$@($**?

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steve229

VIP? What's that?

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CTQWERTY

Maybe next time in Steve, sit at the rail and pass out salvation literature rather than $1s.

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vincemichaels

VIP = place to spend money on women.

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samsung1

There is a 2fer1 night at Cols Gold on Tuesdays...but it is a rip off considering it is ONLY until 9pm and the 2fer1s are at an inflated price of $40 (usually a single dance is $30 so the 2fer1 should only be $30)

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bigdude012

VIP = the last time I'll see that paycheck

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