Stripper's rough hands

steve,

Maybe it is really YOUR "rough, calloused palms" you are feeling. :)

From giving hand jobs?

SuperDude, you stole my answer!

I have noticed that I've met only one stripper with soft hands.

Wow, I'm gonna have to check more carefully. I don't recall anyone's hands being especially rough. Lucky me, or oblivious me?

I've had a lot of dancers comment on my soft hands, while theirs are obviously not. A few times, I've wondered what other customers' hands must be like that they would comment on mine.

They certainly can't put lotion on them while really working the pole.

It's the new version of "dish pan hands." While not every dancer I know has rough hands, a lot of them certanly do.

"I'm gonna have to check more carefully"

Hey, georg, have you had a chance to check out any more dancer's hands?

Got a first time dance the other night, we were doing that thing where you put your palms together and interlock your fingers, and the contrast was really noticeable. First dancer gave me the obligatory "you have really soft hands" comment, then started apologizing for her own rough hands. She said it was because she likes to garden! I was going to make some comment about "hoes" but decided against it, lol.

Oops, I guess I forgot to pay attention to their hands. The *rest* of their skin was pretty soft, though. Sorry for not being more professional. I let the...moment distract me.

I'll try to do better next time.

*Why can a gardener never get a wife?
~Cause he always likes his hoes.

*What is the best thing about gardening?
~Hoes and Corn Rows

*Why is the gardener sick?
~He got some STDs from a hoe

*Why did the gardener only want to date girls that were sluts?
~Because he wanted a girl that wasn't afraid to get down and dirty