What do you make of this review?

It's funny

Can't be all bad; she didn't recommend a bulletproof vest for customers.

Trashy, naive girls sounds perfect. It's a shame Baltimore isn't closer.

I'll second vm AND gf!.

Looking up GPS coordinates....

haha that reminds me of a time a regular dancer at kahoot's was telling me about this new dancer who gives blow jobs and how disgusting she was. I had previously seen the new dancer earlier in my visit and turned her down for a dance...after hearing about her though I became interested again in her. Too bad she was tied up in the 1 hr VIP room when I went around asking where she was.

Dancers don't like competition. Dancers will try to get other dancers fired so they don't have to compete and call those dancers names like filthy, nasty etc. or they'll go elsewhere if they don't like the competition. If you're only interested in looking at dancers, the dancer doing the talking might be ok but I would not want to get a lap dance from her. I would expect low mileage. However if the club really did look bad upon entering it, she may have a valid point.

It's hard to imagine anything to be more suspicious of than a dancer posting anonymously on the internet. (Probably not even giving her stage name.) Especially when she's got a financial interest involved (telling you not to go to a club where she doesn't work). I'm guessing your question was rhetorical, for comic effect. Sometimes dancers will tell you shit that's so bizarre you think they must mean it, because no way could it be meant as a way to get money from you. But often it's a misguided effort to get money from you due to her not being so bright, or being out of touch with reality due to narcisism or some other psychological issue. Not trying to dis dancers, but this is just how it is.

I hate it when the dancers puke on the pole.

It's interesting. Not the way that I remember the club, but it's been a while and things change. Could also be total BS. Half the fun is finding out.

This type of review was written by a gal who doesn't fuck. They don't like competetion from the ones who do.

lol

steve i saw you reviewed millstream as well... kinda funny because i came from millstream & into the city to audition for a new club!

Phoebe,

Not going to work on "The Block," are you?

Now that you mention Millstream, I did meet a dancer there who used to work at Fantasies. The next time I see her I'll have to ask what the pole smelled like, lol.

nah, I work at Ritz Cabaret now... & the pole only stunk because my dumbass forgot to disinfect it.

Aside from the "couldn't find a single good looker" part (and since I try to avoid being too hypocritical, I can't really complain about that sort of thing myself), it sounds like my kinda place.

And isn't there a rule about dancers posting here at least providing a picture? :)

Phoebe - does the Ritz have a 2-4-1 night?

Oh oh, another dancer on the board - I wonder how long this one will last.

Mondays & Thursdays are 2-4-1. This site will only allow me to post up til June 15th, so that's how long I will last on the board...not paying for a membership, lol.

Cool. We may run into each other. I'll be the "pleasant" fellow.

steve229 likes cheerleader outfits. LOL

phoebe-

you don't need a membership to post in the discussion area....you only need a membership (or have written a review) to access the club review section.

Now you have to keep on posting! We gotcha now! ;)

I've been to that club a bunch of times, and I always found it very hygienic and the girls to be attractive, I think the review is BS, since I don't think I've ever seen anyone get a lap dance while I was there. My bet is it's a dancer from a rival club trying to drive down the rating.

no.. I was auditioning there bc I had just left my other club. I have never even heard of rival clubs? Regardless, that was my experience there & I have only been there once. Maybe it was just a bad night, I don't know.