Comments by dudeanonymous (page 12)

Did the dancer have the waitress come and tell you that she had left or did you ask the waitress? An important distinction here in my mind. If she had the waitress track you down, there might be something other than SS going on. Before deciding how to play this, I'd be thinking about calling my doctor for an appointment early this week.

My first SC, in the 1980's, had no lap dances, no CR, no nothing except a stage. There would be 3 or 4 girls working, and each would do a 3-song set: one clothed, one topless, and one nude. I thought it was wonderful at the time. I could spend the evening for around $50, including cover, drinks, and dollar bills slipped into garters. Being a broke recent college grad, I used to save up to go once a month. Looking back, today I'd give that place maybe a 3.

I've had a few dancers mention TUSL, usually in terms of club ratings rather than ratings for individual girls. I always manage to keep a straight face when I respond with "What's that?"

When I run across an unfamilar acronym here that's not in the glossary, I try the urban dictionary: www.urbandictionary.com It has both PSE and FUHA.

No universal greeting. Probably because I don't like it when dancers call me any of the above when introducing themselves. "Hey, baby" sounds ridiculous to me if you don't know the person involved, and trite if you do.

Am I really the first to say cheerleader outfit?

Death by dildo!

If I were you, I'd probably make the trip to Columbia, then swing south down the east coast of Florida to Cocoa Beach, then on to Miami, then up the Gulf Coast to Tampa, and then back to Atlanta. I've driven from Columbia to Cocoa Beach in a day (about 8 hours), but if that's too far, you might try to find something in Jacksonville. If you are at all interested in baseball, go in March during spring training. Taking in the occasional baseball game will give your lap a chance to cool down....

Personality is high on the list. I'd rather get a dance from a fun and flirty 7 than a bored and distant 9.

I'm wondering how many other guys have heard this same story from her recently....

Steve: Are you also working on the strip clubber's Bill of Rights?

While I appreciate some hair versus the bald beaver look, that needs a trim. At least do the bikini line.

Holidays are normally family time for me, so I don't have any personal experience. But I remember folks on here last December talking about going clubbing on Christmas and New Years. I guess if you have enough will, you can find an open club.

Trying to read that gave me a headache.

Is there ever a day when strip clubs are closed?

Still classic rock for me.

Brad's is on my list of places I would like to visit, but I wouldn't make a special trip, especially since I haven't been to Indy in a decade. Don't know if the "approach instead of being approached" thing would turn me off, but from the reviews I've read, tipping at the stage will attract attention. Having said that, I take the TUSCL Top Ten with a whole shaker of salt. I have been to clubs I've liked more than the few on the Top Ten I have visited. To each his own.

Smokey seems to have the perfect customer service attitude on this.

Don't know the point, but I've seen it, more often a few years ago than recently. Even if they ask to see your ID, they never compare it with the name you sign. Last summer I was at a place in the middle of nowhere and had to ring a bell and surrender my ID through a little slot before they would even open the door. In hindsight, I should have bolted, and I would have if I had known how lousy the place was.

I'm with you, sam. I can recently remember being asked for a tip once, and that was a lousy dance from a lousy dancer. As the OP, I think I'll stick with my current tipping methods. I don't seem to have much trouble attracting dancer attention.

I've heard that you can rent a stripper pole for private use. I'm thinking if it's not securely attached at top and bottom, it's an accident waiting to happen.

"...VIPenus interruptus..." Which can lead to blue ballitus.

I've had dancers run out of the VIP to tell the DJ they were occupied, but they have always come straight back, like 30 seconds later. Never had them take off and actually work their stage set.

Probably the best tactic to take. Let her know that you are exchanging texts with several dancers at the same club. Let her compete for your business.

I was only partially being a wiseass. Personality is at least plus or minus one with me. But having said that: 1 - 6 (She somehow looks a little "mannish", especially in the shoulders.) 2 - 7 (I like brunettes. An 8 with a little more up top.) 3 - 8 (But taller than I normally like.) 4 - 8 (Camera seems to have caught her face at a weird moment, though.) 5 - 6 (Is it just me, or are those implants?) 7 - 8 (My favorite after 4.) DISCLAIMER: I have yet to meet the elusive 10.