Stripper Texting Mistake
rickdugan
A girl I currently see 2-3 times per week at a local club sent me a text message today. She obviously forgot who's cell number she was texting to.
The following has been our conversation thus far:
HER: Hey how have you been?? I haven't seen you in a while! Hope all is well! [Note: I was there last night and spent 2 hours with her]
ME: Good all things considered. My fav turtle died which has had me down though. I know it was just a turtle but I had him for a long time. Anyway how are you?
[Note: If she knew who she was talking to she'd have known that this was ridiculous]
HER: Awwww I'm so sorry!!!!! I have been ok my cousin passed away two weeks ago :/ [Note: we talked about this several times]
ME: I am so sorry to hear that. How are things going for you at the club?
HER: Eh its ok, it could always be better
ME: Really? From what I remember there always seems to be a few guys angling for your attention. If I come in what kinda regular competition can I expect? ;)
HER: Hahaha none :P
ME: Lol - now I don't believe that. Last time I was there you and your friend spent a good bit of time with a blocky looking guy in a dress shirt - thought he was a reg.
hER: Hmph I don't remember!
I will keep you posted as this continues ;)
The following has been our conversation thus far:
HER: Hey how have you been?? I haven't seen you in a while! Hope all is well! [Note: I was there last night and spent 2 hours with her]
ME: Good all things considered. My fav turtle died which has had me down though. I know it was just a turtle but I had him for a long time. Anyway how are you?
[Note: If she knew who she was talking to she'd have known that this was ridiculous]
HER: Awwww I'm so sorry!!!!! I have been ok my cousin passed away two weeks ago :/ [Note: we talked about this several times]
ME: I am so sorry to hear that. How are things going for you at the club?
HER: Eh its ok, it could always be better
ME: Really? From what I remember there always seems to be a few guys angling for your attention. If I come in what kinda regular competition can I expect? ;)
HER: Hahaha none :P
ME: Lol - now I don't believe that. Last time I was there you and your friend spent a good bit of time with a blocky looking guy in a dress shirt - thought he was a reg.
hER: Hmph I don't remember!
I will keep you posted as this continues ;)
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So don't be surprised when you get these from an a young (below 25), but experienced girl
ME: Oh, oh, hopefully I didn't screw up here - this is Katrina, right? From the Ukraine?
[Note: She is VERY Italian]
HER: Nope!!! This is [Insert Stage Name]!
ME: Aw shit! Glad I asked before I got someone in trouble. I thought your English was too good. And how is it that a Greek beuaty like you isn't doing well?
All I can do is shake my head ;)
You are a cruel man indeed, sir!
Or how about, "I made her gag!"
he should text back I'm looking forward to seeing you, are you going to give me a hot sloppy BJ tonight?