Stripper Texting Mistake

6/25/2010 8:55:24 PM

A girl I currently see 2-3 times per week at a local club sent me a text message today. She obviously forgot who's cell number she was texting to.

The following has been our conversation thus far:

HER: Hey how have you been?? I haven't seen you in a while! Hope all is well! [Note: I was there last night and spent 2 hours with her]

ME: Good all things considered. My fav turtle died which has had me down though. I know it was just a turtle but I had him for a long time. Anyway how are you?

[Note: If she knew who she was talking to she'd have known that this was ridiculous]

HER: Awwww I'm so sorry!!!!! I have been ok my cousin passed away two weeks ago :/ [Note: we talked about this several times]

ME: I am so sorry to hear that. How are things going for you at the club?

HER: Eh its ok, it could always be better

ME: Really? From what I remember there always seems to be a few guys angling for your attention. If I come in what kinda regular competition can I expect? ;)

HER: Hahaha none :P

ME: Lol - now I don't believe that. Last time I was there you and your friend spent a good bit of time with a blocky looking guy in a dress shirt - thought he was a reg.

hER: Hmph I don't remember!

I will keep you posted as this continues ;)

17 comments

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samsung1

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14 years ago

LOL we'll see how it goes.

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troop

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14 years ago

hahahaaa that's funny

dudeanonymous

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14 years ago

Why does this not surprise me? I think most dancers see the exchange of phone numbers and text messages as nothing more than a marketing ploy. As long as she can entice you back into the club to spend money on her, it doesn't matter who she is talking to.

georgmicrodong

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14 years ago

Completely unsurprising. I've had dancers text asking me if I'm coming in that night, with the usual "K" when I say no, and then 20 minutes later doing the same thing again, as if we hadn't had almost the verbatim conversation earlier. Given the state some of these girls get into, I don't really expect more.

gatorjoe2

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14 years ago

Sometimes the girls will send a batch text message to about 15-20 guys, trying to drum up business... She knows that only 2-3 will probably even have a chance to come...

So don't be surprised when you get these from an a young (below 25), but experienced girl

georgmicrodong

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14 years ago

What worse is when they *call* 30 minutes apart, and appear to have forgotten that the previous conversation even occurred...

rickdugan

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14 years ago

Coversation continued...

ME: Oh, oh, hopefully I didn't screw up here - this is Katrina, right? From the Ukraine?

[Note: She is VERY Italian]

HER: Nope!!! This is [Insert Stage Name]!

ME: Aw shit! Glad I asked before I got someone in trouble. I thought your English was too good. And how is it that a Greek beuaty like you isn't doing well?

All I can do is shake my head ;)

dudeanonymous

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14 years ago

Probably the best tactic to take. Let her know that you are exchanging texts with several dancers at the same club. Let her compete for your business.

rickdugan

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14 years ago

LOL jack - really wasn't thinking about anything beyond fucking with her head, but hmmm...

georgmicrodong

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14 years ago

Rick, you are a terrible person. :)

gatorfan

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14 years ago

Spamming customers called Girl-illa marketing

lopaw

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14 years ago

Lol - that's priceless shit!
You are a cruel man indeed, sir!

rickdugan

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14 years ago

Who, me? :)

stripclubspy

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14 years ago

You could have tried "Is that slut (insert her name) still working there? She makes me gag."

Clubber

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14 years ago

scs,

Or how about, "I made her gag!"

gatorfan

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14 years ago

"Let her know you are exchanging texts with several dancers"

he should text back I'm looking forward to seeing you, are you going to give me a hot sloppy BJ tonight?

rickdugan

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14 years ago

lol...there were so many ways to go with it I almost wish I had put it up for vote ;)

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