Best lapdance clothing?

Saran wrap is out.

I've asked many dancers this many times and the consensus is soft slacks with underwear. If you don't care what they think of you, then go ahead and free ball it.
It's definitely been worth it for me to get on dancers' good sides. Even though I'm not a huge spender, I'm a regular at a few clubs and get a lot of extra hugs and attention from the ladies because they know me as a polite, respectful customer. You would be surprised how the level of service increases with your reputation as a nice, non-weirdo/sleezebag guy. They also love my back rubs so I always have a line of dancers waiting to snuggle their cute little butts up to me for some deep tissue massage (this usually only works at smaller clubs though).

brand new unwashed carhart jeans, skintight with an athletic cup underneath.

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I don't care what you wear. Just don't whip your dick out. And don't complain when you get ground on too hard if you're wearing what amounts to a slightly thicker version of tissue paper.

Okay, we have all talked about how the guy can get ground up like hamburger. But how do the dancers not have calloused va-jay-jays? You know, those g-strings don't provide much protection at all. What about the lace g-strings, I'd think those would scratch.

They're not that bad. Grinding so hard that it callouses is more like attempted murder, not sensuality.

Just give me a pair of unlined board shorts and no underwear.

The Mexicans who come into where I work wear these ridiculous painful belt buckles. I won't grind on anyone wearing a damn buckle.

The best dances are ones where the pants are dispensed with entirely, so the answer to the OP's question is "none at all."

With Houston having almost year around warm weather, I usually wear loose shorts (Dockers et al) and boxers. Belts needs to be small buckled and easily set aside. Most dancers will tolerate whatever you wear but experience tells me that the ladies appreciate clothes that doesn't leave a rash or bruises. So no new jeans, large belt buckles etc.

I always wear a pair of washed out, soft dockers type slacks with boxers. leave off the belt so the buckle won't be a problem. if dance proceeds past normal action then it is quite easy to unhook one fastener and unzip. the boxers give your pecker a little room to move around so that placement in a butt crack can be perfect during a heavy grind. also they make it easy for dancer to reach in and play with Mr. Happy.

"...I don't wanna look like a weirdo/sleezbag..."

Don't worry about how you look. Nobody cares how you look. Customers sure as hell couldn't care less how you look. If any dancers care if you look like a sleezebag, then they're probably no fun anyway.

Go to the store and find the softest, loosest, most comfortable shorts or pajamas or whatever, and wear them commando. And enjoy yourself.

Adult diapers.

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I agree with stiletto & jerkison 100%

As long as the weather is warm enough, I wear cotton shorts & no underwear and a button shirt.

The best kind of pants? It doesn't matter as long as the zipper works.

I recommend a silk blouse and a matching skirt (commando only at the suggestion of the dancer).
I suggest you boys shave your legs, tho....otherwise you'll look ridiculous ;)

lopaw, if I could get away with wearing a kilt, I sure as hell would.

The corduroy pants here are the best ever: http://www.bonobos.com/invite/dicount502…

We will be in the minority but we totally disagree with the "no one cares what you wear" comments. We certainly care what we wear and often judge a new club and the quality of the clientel by how they are dressed as well as how they act. If the club is marginal but the clientel respectful and well-dressed we will often give it another chance or two.

Dress slacks are very thin (Dockers are not dress pants) and look nice. A shirt with a colar in needed in any CLUB in our area so we would never consider going to a night/strip club in anything less. A neighborhood bar with a pole is a different matter and we might wear slightly less dressy clothing there. Or we might not. We would always rather be over-dressed than under-dressed.

I believe MOST strippers will also tell you they do judge a potential customer by how he/she is dressed. Better dress = better tipper in their minds usually.

Silk or microfiber button shirt, microfiber pleated dress pants (dark color), undies of choice ideally with fly opening, no undershirt........ I have had numerous dancers comment on how nice this combo feels to them as opposed to rough jeans. Dress for suckcess I say....

If you're "dress[ing] for 'suck'sess," what the he'll difference does it make what you're wearing? It won't be a factor anyway.

Suit up or GTFO. Quality slacks are typically soft.

Seriously motherfuckers, you're about to spend at lest $100 in a place and you waltz up in there in your Wal-Mart pj's?

Lol this is hilarious. Thanks guys

m00tpoint, I'm curious...

When you walk, can you actually hear the squeaking sound?

Dude, you really need to lighten up a bit. When you're wound up so tight like that it's just not healthy.

Why spend more on the duds then the tits

When you free-ball it's fun for all!

As a dancer I avoid men in sweat pants!

^^how about women in sweatpants?
Betcha haven't seen that yet!

Nope sure haven't lol I prefer skirts or dresses, easy access!

Soft lightweight dark colored loose shorts, commando. Elastic waste band and no zipper is best.

If a dancer doesn't like this type of apparel, find a dancer who does.

^^ that's music to my ears, aslinn ;)