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11 years ago
Hong Kong club in Tijuana! Even better than the Detroit and COI clubs in my opinion.
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11 years ago
ewire: Welcome to the "new world." It can be addictive and expensive but its certainly lots of fun. Post a few reviews as of you experiences.
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11 years ago
breastaurants--- one of the fastest growing and bounciest options in the restaurant industry.
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11 years ago
Not quite the same experience but I did get an unexpected lap dance and extras from a waitress at BT's, a well known SC in Dearborn, MI. This was her second day as a waitress at BT's and she was the hottest thing in the club. I started teasing her about giving up waitress work in favor of lap dancing. She said that she'd thought about it. I asked her if she know that BT's was noted for extras and she said yes. The club was slow so she asked the manager if she could do a lapdance for a customer. I had to pay extra to the club so that she could take some time off from her waitress work. She started off a bit shy and eventually got into the lap dance, including some extra curricular activities.
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11 years ago
Sure. Start and end your raids with the elected officials, law enforcement officers and religious zealots in your local municipality!
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11 years ago
A Taylormade R9 but then I often have to switch to a weed whacker or a chain saw to find the ball for my next shot.
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11 years ago
From Pablo: "Besides only nasty girls have tattoos :)"
Perhaps we're closing in on the origin of the "tramp stamp."
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11 years ago
Sounds like the plot of a porn movie: Farmerart: American Stallion Does Italy. Granted, its not a very sophisticated plot but more than enough for porn movie. Hope you have enough viagra/levitra/cialis to play the leading man role.
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11 years ago
I too appreciated your reviews although you really needed to include some explanation of the Farmerart and contact scoring system that you typically reported. I have no idea what those scores represented so I just read the content--- which was typically well written and useful.
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11 years ago
If I ever go clubbing in Toronto, I'm going to wear a tee shirt that says "I'm not Farmerart."
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11 years ago
Good advice from Club Goer-- I've used these tactics myself. I still have hair, at least a modest amount, so I usually try to wash out the smoke and perfume smell from my hair as well.
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11 years ago
SuperDude: If you're referring to the Hustler Club in Lincoln Park, MI, it has VIP rooms equipped with a bench style couch, a TV, a dance pole, music and an internal bathroom-- just toilet and sink but no shower.
One reason that I pose this question is that my S.O. has a very keen sense of smell. Actually women in general have a keener sense of smell than men. So I will sometimes stop by my local gym for a shower to remove some of the olfactory traces of a strip club visit. This may be an issue only for those SC enthusiasts who wish to keep their hobby private.
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11 years ago
I read the most recent 6 months of reviews looking for reports of extras or high mileage dance experiences. I give extra weight to reviews from those TUSCL members with multiple published reviews. I tend to discount or ignore reviews from inexperienced members (less than 5 reviews). Many of the neophyte club goers appear to be unaware of the high mileage and extras that characterize some of the clubs and give great reviews and ratings to clubs that allow no or limited touching.
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12 years ago
I'm just reaching middle age, assuming that I live to be 120.
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12 years ago
I was in San Diego for business so I made a trip to the infamous Hong Kong Club in Tijuana. The evening started with three lesbian shaving cream shows on the back stage. Audience participation was encouraged for a $1 tip (total cost about $15 for helping the shaving cream covered dancers enjoy their dildos on stage, this was three separate shows). Getting accosted by three hot MILFs on the back couch was the second act ($24 dollars for drinks for the dancers) and then to the adjoining hotel for a 4 some (me and the 3 hot MILFs) for the final act (60/dancer plus $36 for the room). Whoops-- an encore was in order after recovering for an hour (I'm old) --- a hot 24 year old who offered anything goes wild sex for a half hour ($80 plus 18 for the room).
Total investment: $240 for dancers, $54 for hotel room, maybe $40 in drinks (including beer for me), $30 tip money, $10 taxi money (do take a taxi from the border to the club), $8 for parking on the US side. Of course, this doesn't count the cost of the flight to San Diego, a car rental and the San Diego hotel room.
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12 years ago
Check out TJAmigosdotcom for some excellent tips on making your first trip to Hong Kong and Adelitas.
You might also search the discussion threads on TUSCL-- I recall a few excellent discussions on the logistics of a TJ strip club trip.
Enjoy!
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12 years ago
After a long hiatus from strip clubs, I discovered the new and improved, high mileage strip club scene about 5 years ago. Since that time, I've crossed off a sizable number of bucket list items including ITC BBJCIMWS, FS,and anal and three and foursomes (MFF and MFFF). My bucket list now consists of more of the same until I'm too old to do more of the same.
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12 years ago
I don't have a gag reflex. Want me to prove it.
This was a club in Detroit.
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12 years ago
I met a dancer who claimed to be working her way through med school. i offered her some extra credit in male anatomy. She laughed and earned the extra credit and some tuition money.
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12 years ago
I've tipped 1, 2 or, on rare occasions, 5 dollars but I've never noticed any difference in the dancer's response to the amount of tip. For me, the function of a tip is to say "thanks" or "thanks and stop by if you want to sell a lap dance." Thus, I typically tip 1 or 2 dollars and have a brief conversation with the dancer at the stage.
If I want a dancer to stop by after her stage routine, the content of the conversation seems to be much more important than the amount of the tip.
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12 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Always cheaper to rent than buy, adopt or marry!
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12 years ago
Samsung--- Yikes, 0 for 6!! One good thing about Detroit is that a drive will take you to another high mileage club where your batting average might be better. Great to have options. BT's or Bogarts might be a good back up club.
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12 years ago
Just read your review of the Coliseum. I agree that the Coliseum needs better quality control over the dancers it hires. I've seen much better talent at Players and even at BT's.
It sounds like one dancer refused to do a BBBJ but was willing to sell a CBJ. She reported that none of the other dancers would do a BBBJ. I'd be reluctant to draw any general conclusions from her report --- that's a sales tactic.
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12 years ago
"Sure, you can pay less with those whores over there but you'll get an STD."
That line makes me wonder if the microorganisms that cause STDs can tell how much money is being exchanged or if I'm using a condom?
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12 years ago
Samsung:
I agree that dancer quality can be variable and disappointing even at high end clubs such as the Penthouse (where prices are consistently high!).
Just curious-- how many peelers refused BBBJ before you concluded that it was off the menu for all the dancers? In my experience, the menu varies from one peeler to the next. I've never encountered a club full of dancers who have agreed on a standardized menu (although I sometimes get the feeling that minimum prices have been agreed upon by all the dancers at Penthouse).