Questions about first time to Tijuana
Amberite
New Jersey
Hey all. I'm heading down to Tijuana this weekend for the first time ever (visiting Adelita's Bar and Hong Kong), and I'm a little nervous / have some questions:
1. I'm going to take a taxi from the border. First, is there a parking lot on the US-side where I can easily park? As for taxis on the Mexican side, is there anything I need to watch out for - cops, etc? Also, how much should I be paying for the taxi ride to these places?
2. Do the girls take showers / clean themselves off between "sessions"? I'm a little concerned about going down on them / kissing them / putting my face in their tits thinking that probably 15 other guys have done the same thing that day. Is it worth it to have them take a shower in the room before we do the deed?
3. Seeing as most of these girls probably speak very little / no english, what are good conversation topics while I drink with the girl? Basically, what are some good basic conversations I can have with her to increase the chances of good sex later?
Thanks :)
1. I'm going to take a taxi from the border. First, is there a parking lot on the US-side where I can easily park? As for taxis on the Mexican side, is there anything I need to watch out for - cops, etc? Also, how much should I be paying for the taxi ride to these places?
2. Do the girls take showers / clean themselves off between "sessions"? I'm a little concerned about going down on them / kissing them / putting my face in their tits thinking that probably 15 other guys have done the same thing that day. Is it worth it to have them take a shower in the room before we do the deed?
3. Seeing as most of these girls probably speak very little / no english, what are good conversation topics while I drink with the girl? Basically, what are some good basic conversations I can have with her to increase the chances of good sex later?
Thanks :)
13 comments
Most of what you want to know has been well covered in prior reviews of Adelita's and Hong Kong.
I read a bunch of the reviews for both clubs, but my three questions are pretty much unanswered in those reviews, or at least in the first 50 or so reviews for each place (sorry, but I can't read 700 reviews, haha)
If you learn anything, write an article for the next newbie wanting to make the trip covering what they need to know to get to Adelitas and Hong Kong safely, plus whatever else you think an uneducated gringo should know. If written concisely it will earn you a free month on TUSCL and a fair amount of respect for you.
You might also search the discussion threads on TUSCL-- I recall a few excellent discussions on the logistics of a TJ strip club trip.
Enjoy!
Based on some of the reviews I've read, a decent amount of the girls speak some English, but speaking some Spanish yourself will obviously be helpful.
Supposedly, sex workers in the area are regulated and have regular checkups and they require use of condoms and stuff in a way similar to brothels in Nevada, but that requirement doesn't really say anything about the girls' personal hygiene level. Also, this is Mexico, so who knows how diligent the enforcement of those requirements is. There's actually a decent wikipedia article on the Zona Norte that covers some of this stuff.
Why do you need to cop such an attitude? The OP asked a simple question and appears to have researched a good deal. Why do you think you have the prerogative to insult him? For a relative newby, you seem to think you own this board. Yet you have posted a total of two reviews and not much else other than sarcasm and attitude. Learn some manners or go find another board to infest.
Xedin - thanks for taking the time to post. I never knew this was regulated in Mexico, but as you said who knows what "regulation" really means down there, lol
txtittyfag - If you had more people skills you'd see that other people don't have to be douchebags like you and actually like to be helpful instead of telling someone to sift through hundreds of reviews (which I already did anyways without finding answers to my questions). Comprende?
Good luck and be safe amigo