How Many Times?

"You were here last week! I remember talking to you."

HUH?

@Dougster that's their go to phrase, I'm starting to think they genuinely get us confused with other people, even I get that very often and I have a very distinct look.

"I'll be out in 5 minutes". .(text msg)

"I'll be back in a minute" - Said verbally & then a disappearing act.

Motor & Alucard. Don't know how I forgot those! Standard SC handbook procedure.

"I'll call you when I get off and come over and we can fuck". Bet I'm not the only one to hear that bit of SS.

Oh, how cute. That looks just like a penis, only smaller!

"I was with two other customers before you. Once had a tiny little dick but the other one had a big dick like yours" .

How about from our side? "It's OK, I know the owner," "If you do it now, I'll pay you later," "All the other dancers are doing it." Ha ha!

"I will see you as soon as I get off stage rotation."

"I never leave the club with anyone."

"I love your big dick."

I ask them if they did poke my eye out what would they do to fix me? Would you be my naughty nurse?

"Sure, you can pay less with those whores over there but you'll get an STD."

That line makes me wonder if the microorganisms that cause STDs can tell how much money is being exchanged or if I'm using a condom?

The best line ever given to me by a stripper was a cute 19 year-old spinner during a VIP dance of which I prepaid for a hand job, she looked at me with a sweet and innocent look and whispered; "Do you mind if I spit in my hand?" Yikes....so hot....

"I'm not in a relationship, dating is just too complicated when you're a dancer".

"Sure we can hang out together. We can hang out at the mall while you buy me stuff!"

"Will you co-sign my boob job loan?"

"I'll be right back."

"Yeah I guess $37 is kindof a lot for just one drink, I never really thought about it before!"

"I just started dancing / This is my first time"

"I'm going to school to get my degree"
(in all fairness, some strippers are telling the truth there)