Comments by BaddJack (page 5)

I tend to drink beer only at clubs. Maybe I should get a shot of 151 just to use as an antiseptic

So THAT is why my older son wants to do Grad School at Notre Dame. He got the clever gene from his Mom. I take credit for the horn-dog tendencies...

I am not sure that there is such a thing as "too many," but I did write a review once where I admitted that I was unsure if I had ever been there before. If the clubs start running together, then you are getting close to the edge.

Sweet. Another reason not to go to Fargo in winter.

Like many others, I also ask "what are the official rules?" and, more importantly, "what are YOUR limits?" Then I tell them I have never been in a strip club before, and therefore would be too shy to fuck them, but that I think I could muster up the courage for a blow job. Some get it, some don't. The ones that get the joke quote me a price.

what else did the cop "bust" before signaling for arrest??

I am with vincemichaels. Nail her. And do your best Tarzan act on her, so that she BRAGS about you to the other girls.

I am not as experienced as shadowcat or bhunter, but I am guessing well over 50 different clubs in over 30 different states. They all have one thing in common: I left money behind.

OTC can begin with a mutual shower. You get to at least try and wash the cooties away. ITC? You pays your dollar and takes your chances, my friend.

gmd: I can tell what it is: Bacteria Soup with a touch of jizz. Tasty.

My answer to the "are you a cop" query is usually this: "I USED to be a cop....but dick isn't..."

my Johnson triggers female laughter...

I think antispetic wipes are the answer. Nothing says "I am so into you that I will let you Hoover cash from my pockets in exchange for fantasy contact" like handi-wipes.

I have often wondered why review of porn movies don't use the term "penetrating" often enough.

Mmmmmmmmm....Republicans kissing ass. Right on the lips. That thought made my whole morning.

Internists everywhere would applaud if I made a porn movie. No one, and I mean NO one, could possibly watch without getting sick to their stomach....

*clap* *clap* *clap* I am moved....

scatterbrain: the men's room at my office is called "the Law Library." Clients call, I am indisposed, and my girl says: "he's in the Law Library....may I take a message?"

gmd: shoulda used the term "head cheese" or, more juvenilely, "fumunda cheese." Smegma is too medical. You have been chastened.

One thing about pregnant strippers: you KNOW that they fuck...

Favorite stripper name: Shamu....

if the pics are hot enough, I won't use the ignore button.

OK, Clubber, I will confess: when I was a teenager I rode a lot of dirt bikes in the desert in suburban Tempe, AZ. When I was in college, I tried road bikes as they were cheaper than cars, and faster than my bicycle. I couldn't do it. I always felt in jeopardy and totally at the mercy of cars. Yes, I know that bicycles are much the same, but at least with a bicycle, I could ride on the sidewalk when traffic got heavy and no one really cared too much. I just cannot do the motorcycle thing. My Dead Uncle Jack (for whom I am named) would be so ashamed.

shadowcat: YOU fucked Jane Fonda??? How was it?

shadowcat: most of the time, though you are a bit of a curmudgeon, I agree with your takes. This time, however, I must respectfully disagree. While the Bridges portrayal of Cogburn will not be the iconic role that Wayne made, it was honest, faithful to the book, and interesting. I liked this new adaptation very much, and all-in-all I think it was a much better movie (I mean, really, Glen Campbell as a Texas Ranger??) Watching this classic re-telling of a timeless western story is NOT a sign of the blahs. But skipping the strip club afterward might be. Hang in there, heshootsandscores (which has always curiously reminded me of a Native American appellation), winter will be done with us soon.