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14 years ago
I tend to drink beer only at clubs. Maybe I should get a shot of 151 just to use as an antiseptic
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14 years ago
So THAT is why my older son wants to do Grad School at Notre Dame. He got the clever gene from his Mom. I take credit for the horn-dog tendencies...
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14 years ago
I am not sure that there is such a thing as "too many," but I did write a review once where I admitted that I was unsure if I had ever been there before. If the clubs start running together, then you are getting close to the edge.
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14 years ago
Sweet. Another reason not to go to Fargo in winter.
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14 years ago
Like many others, I also ask "what are the official rules?" and, more importantly, "what are YOUR limits?" Then I tell them I have never been in a strip club before, and therefore would be too shy to fuck them, but that I think I could muster up the courage for a blow job.
Some get it, some don't. The ones that get the joke quote me a price.
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14 years ago
what else did the cop "bust" before signaling for arrest??
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14 years ago
I am with vincemichaels. Nail her. And do your best Tarzan act on her, so that she BRAGS about you to the other girls.
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14 years ago
I am not as experienced as shadowcat or bhunter, but I am guessing well over 50 different clubs in over 30 different states. They all have one thing in common: I left money behind.
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14 years ago
OTC can begin with a mutual shower. You get to at least try and wash the cooties away. ITC? You pays your dollar and takes your chances, my friend.
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14 years ago
gmd: I can tell what it is: Bacteria Soup with a touch of jizz. Tasty.
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14 years ago
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My answer to the "are you a cop" query is usually this: "I USED to be a cop....but dick isn't..."
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14 years ago
my Johnson triggers female laughter...
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14 years ago
I think antispetic wipes are the answer. Nothing says "I am so into you that I will let you Hoover cash from my pockets in exchange for fantasy contact" like handi-wipes.
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14 years ago
I have often wondered why review of porn movies don't use the term "penetrating" often enough.
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14 years ago
Mmmmmmmmm....Republicans kissing ass. Right on the lips. That thought made my whole morning.
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14 years ago
Internists everywhere would applaud if I made a porn movie. No one, and I mean NO one, could possibly watch without getting sick to their stomach....
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14 years ago
*clap* *clap* *clap*
I am moved....
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14 years ago
scatterbrain: the men's room at my office is called "the Law Library." Clients call, I am indisposed, and my girl says: "he's in the Law Library....may I take a message?"
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14 years ago
gmd: shoulda used the term "head cheese" or, more juvenilely, "fumunda cheese." Smegma is too medical. You have been chastened.
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14 years ago
One thing about pregnant strippers: you KNOW that they fuck...
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14 years ago
Favorite stripper name: Shamu....
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14 years ago
if the pics are hot enough, I won't use the ignore button.
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14 years ago
OK, Clubber, I will confess: when I was a teenager I rode a lot of dirt bikes in the desert in suburban Tempe, AZ. When I was in college, I tried road bikes as they were cheaper than cars, and faster than my bicycle. I couldn't do it.
I always felt in jeopardy and totally at the mercy of cars. Yes, I know that bicycles are much the same, but at least with a bicycle, I could ride on the sidewalk when traffic got heavy and no one really cared too much.
I just cannot do the motorcycle thing. My Dead Uncle Jack (for whom I am named) would be so ashamed.
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14 years ago
shadowcat: YOU fucked Jane Fonda??? How was it?
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14 years ago
shadowcat: most of the time, though you are a bit of a curmudgeon, I agree with your takes. This time, however, I must respectfully disagree.
While the Bridges portrayal of Cogburn will not be the iconic role that Wayne made, it was honest, faithful to the book, and interesting. I liked this new adaptation very much, and all-in-all I think it was a much better movie (I mean, really, Glen Campbell as a Texas Ranger??)
Watching this classic re-telling of a timeless western story is NOT a sign of the blahs. But skipping the strip club afterward might be. Hang in there, heshootsandscores (which has always curiously reminded me of a Native American appellation), winter will be done with us soon.