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how many clubs have you hit in your life...

chimark
chimarkVIP5125

Illinois

15 yrs ago · 1 min read

I saw a comment on a different discussion from someone that said last time he counted he was at 75... it made me wonder how many I've been too in my life... I'm not 100% certain... but I'm thinking I've probably been to about 60-65 different clubs in approximately 12-15 different cities around the country...

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robbing1

I've been to 4 clubs, but I have been to one of them 30+ times.

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kingcripple
  1. i have about three or four others on my radar
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georgmicrodong

Too many to count.

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Dudester

Let's see:

San Diego-frequented three often, visited two others

El Paso-visited two

Albuquerque-visited one

Santa Fe-visited one

San Francisco-visited five

Los Angeles-visited two

Lubbock-visited one

Houston-ten clubs

So, that's a grand total of 27

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GoVikings

Only 3. But 1 of them I've been to 6 or 7 times.

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scpatron

I'm currently at about 30. Out of those 30, I've done repeat business at maybe 3 or 4.

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bhunter5252

Lost count of the clubs but I have been to clubs in 44 states.

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looneylarry

6 in IA, 8 in NE, 9 in KS, 4 in MO, 6 in CO, 3 in LA, and 1 in DC. And several of those were multiples.

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looneylarry

Oh, and scpatron, I blew a nut over your Audrey Jaymes picture. I would watch her clean her oven if she'd let me.

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mmdv26

Different clubs: ~80 Total visits: >1500 States: 18 I think Years: ~25 $$ spent: Less than I made.

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DandyDan

After writing them all down on a paper, I believe I've been to 70 clubs, though I might have missed one or two when trying to determine that.

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gatorfan

I have never hit a club because cement hurts.

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shadowcat

I have no fucking idea. You might as well ask the names of all the women I have fucked.

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BaddJack

I am not as experienced as shadowcat or bhunter, but I am guessing well over 50 different clubs in over 30 different states. They all have one thing in common: I left money behind.

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Lewis1975

14, all here in Dallas. Don't travel much, but would like to. On the other hand, I want to reduce the frequency of club visits due to wallet issues. Clubs I have not yet visited in Dallas: Pandora's, La Zona Rosa, The Men's Club. I want to hit Pandora's.

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scpatron

That's cool, looneylarry, she was always my fave. Too bad she retired many years ago.

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Otto22

Counted 'em up last night and got to 70 but I've probably forgotten some. About 60 of these clubs have seen me in the past 3 years but some are vague memories of 20+ years ago.

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Dougster

Only about 26. But I am still the ultimate strip club master!

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BaddJack

shit, Dougster, I just wrote down a list of the clubs I went to that are no longer in operation, and I got to 26...

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Dougster

People have different metrics for success. For me the metrics are the % (as opposed to absolute number) of the very hottest babes I can fuck OTC. My other metric is how well my understanding of the culture stacks up against others, one reason I'm always checking in on this board. (And, I'm noticing that understanding evolving, but that is the subject of a different thread.)

of clubs visited doesn't factor into my equation very much, although I can understand it appealing to other with different bents.

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shadowcat

master? Sounds like the top dog on a bait boat.

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Dougster

That's an interesting analogy, shadow, but perhaps you're right. Perhaps it is time to venture a little further away from home. I'm sure there are more strippers out there who are willing to show that they deserve a little of my money.

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rickdugan

I have lost count as well, but if I had to guess I'd say easily 250, and probably more.

Just last year I was in about 60 different clubs (some I did not review for one reason or another) and I have been doing this for 15 years.

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shadowcat

Does my visit to El Ranchito in La Paz Mexico back in 1970 count? or the ones to Tijuana and Ensenada and San Luis back in the 60's?

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bumrubber

Mayve 15 clubs. Maybe 50-60 visits total.

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silkypants

I would say 20 clubs but I am on a bit of a quest right now to find the best club. Just got back from my Florida research and added three more. I may have a new #1.

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Clubber

I was the one that said 75, and then that I hit a new one to make it 76. Most all are east of the Mississippi, but not all. I would venture that I have been to all in S. Florida and most in Tampa, likely all in Orlando, and many more across the state. Many no longer exist and it has taken about 40 years to get to those 75. As for total visits, I wouldn't even venture a guess.

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rickdugan

Lewis, if you are in Dallas then there should be some cost-effective ways for you to go to clubs. I actually find the nude byob clubs in Dallas to be very budget friendly.

And speaking of budget friendly, you would enjoy Pandoras. Not only can you sit there all night and drink from your bottle or beers for the cost of admission (around $20), but if you do want a lapdance they are $10 a piece.

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Prim0

Miami Fla - 1 Tampa Fla - 1 Off Fla Turnpike - 1 Myrtle Beach - 1 Cleveland Ohio - 1 Columbus Ohio - Just about all of them over the last 20 years. Windsor Ont - 1 Portland Or - 1

When I had the time and freedom to go more, I didn't have the money. Now I have the money but not the time or freedom. sigh

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BaddJack

shit...I forgot about my one wild night in Windsor in 1984. I was on my buddy's tab...I think we hit at least 10 different clubs that night. I gotta readjust my totals....

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georgmicrodong

Wait, drunk clubbing on somebody else's dime counts? Well then, my total is...still more than I can count. Or care about, as others have noted. It's not how many I've been to, but the one I'm in now that counts.

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GSWx4

“It’s not the years, it’s the mileage” – Indiana Jones

Continents – 6

Clubs – hundreds

Visits – thousands

Hearts broken – too many

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BaddJack

six continents?

clap clap clap

I tip my hat to you, sir.

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uscue13

Nine clubs (including one that went under new management and completely different vibe, so I counted it twice)

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troop

i came up with 29. probably more but i don't recall them right now. many are closed now, some long closed.

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train

About 40 clubs in 5 different states.

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Clubber

Damn, if you count club name changes, well then I would have no idea!

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metaldude

For me its 96 I can remember CT-17, FL-16, PA-15, NY-11, SC-9, NJ-8, MA -4, RI-4, DC-2, IL-2, CA-2, IN-2, GA-1, NC-1

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10footmidget

The ones I can remember Chicago - 1 Indy - 1 Kokomo - 2 Gary - 1 Milwaukee - 1 Minneapolis - 2 Oshkosh - 1 Detroit - 3 Los Angeles - 2 Austin - 3 Las Vegas - 2 Phoenix - 2 Tampa - 2 Atlanta - 1 Nashville - 2 Columbus - 3 Detroit - 3 Toledo - 1 St Louis / Alton area - 5 Peoria - 1 Wichita - 1 Grand Rapids - 1 Windsor - 2 Greensboro - 2 Tulsa -1 Baltimore - 3

Maybe about a dozen more that I can't remember.

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georgmicrodong

How do you know there's more if you can't remember them? :))

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MisterGuy

I'd say maybe 65-70 strip clubs in mostly the Northeast & Quebec over the last 20+ years. Like others have said, it's hard to count when clubs have changed hands or been closed down for, in some cases, decades.

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