Dancer asked me to do PORN!

2/10/2011 12:26:31 PM

A dancer I'm friendly with is a retired porn star. Well, she recently got a huge boob job and is looking to re-enter the business, and is planning to start her own website. Last time I saw here she asked if I would shoot with her for the "fan fucks" section of her website.

I politely declined. It's flattering, and something I've always wanted to do, but the idea of an internet porn video hanging over my head forever doesn't thrill me.

Am I just being a wuss? It's not like I ever plan to run for office, and she's pretty hot...

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Dudester

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14 years ago

I'm a single guy. A porn tape with a porn star would only raise my sranding.

DougS

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14 years ago

Dudester... I'm guessing your standing isn't the only thing that she'd be raising!

I would agree with pothead, though... it wouldn't be comforting knowing that there is a video out there that could cause you a whole lot of grief depending on when and by whom it is seen.

I WOULD do it if my face were obscured, though. I've seen quite a few videos (mostly the COHF variety) where the guy is actually wearing a mask.. as long as you don't have any identifying marks or tats, that would work!

SuperDude

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14 years ago

It will come back to haunt and damage you. Covering your face won't matter. Production crews, camera operators, distributors or even the guy who gives you your royalty check, will talk.

Dougster

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14 years ago

How much would you get paid?

steve229

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14 years ago

"planning to start her own website"

That's the kind of entrepreneurial spirit that built this country and just what we need in these economically hard times. Pothead, you owe it to her, yourself, and your country to do this. Party on!

BaddJack

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14 years ago

Internists everywhere would applaud if I made a porn movie. No one, and I mean NO one, could possibly watch without getting sick to their stomach....

shadowcat

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14 years ago

I am camera shy. Even the ones in the clubs bother me.

vincemichaels

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14 years ago

Do it ph !!! LOL. We'll all buy copies !!

Clubber

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14 years ago

vm,

What is going on? First you were talking about ogling gay guys on SOBE, and now wishing to buy a porno of potheadpl? Tell me it ain't so that you are leaning to the other side! :) :)

ps - I know better, of course. See ya!

Prim0

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14 years ago

I say GO FOR IT. How many once in a lifetime opportunities do you think you're going to get. Just wear one of those mexican wrestling masks and you'll be fine!

jackslash

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14 years ago

potheadpl,
You're living my fantasy life! Why don't dancers ask me to do porn? Maybe the sight of my naked body would change the movie genre from porn to horror?

vincemichaels

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14 years ago

vincemichaels makes a note to himself: Bring Rufies to the club tomorrow. Dose the dancers and blame Clubber:):)

CTQWERTY

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14 years ago

Vince, you could shut down an entire club (ie Bogart's) by doing that to all of the dancers. They'd all be passed out in the dressing room. Then that would end the "Would you like to buy the lady a drink?" scam.

georgmicrodong

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14 years ago

I've seen clubs here in Louisville where one extra ruffie would result in fatal overdoses for half the dancers. I don't understand how they even stand up when blood only constitutes half or less of what's in their veins.

londonguy

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14 years ago

potheadpl, 'fill yer wellies' as they say over here, in other words 'go for it'.

samsung1

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14 years ago

The Hamiltons could expand their business by shooting porn videos in their VIP area lol.

Realist123

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14 years ago

To answer your question, are you being a wuss?

YES YOU ARE!!

farmerart

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14 years ago

GOD DAMN!! potheadpl, what are you waiting for? What is the scene going to be - creampie, anal, tug job, foot fetish, big boob???

Do it. Upload pictures. Write an article. You will be a tuscl immortal!!

fesz

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14 years ago

Do like a POV style, then you wont have to show your face. you're the camera man.

SuperDude

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14 years ago

Dougster--I hear they pay by the inch. Some royalty checks are larger than others.

Clubber

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14 years ago

vm,

Once time I tried one of the date rape drugs. I just fell asleep. :)

potheadpl

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14 years ago

I think there would be no payment(other than nailing a 4'11" porn star with 32 DDD boobs). I'm supposed to go to a party she's hosting at the swingers' club tomorrow night. She says she likes to have sex while people watch, so that may be my audition. If I can perform there then the website may be a viable option.

Yeah, I'm going to hell...

vincemichaels

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14 years ago

We'll be there, ph !! Pin her to the wall!!!

Clubber

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14 years ago

Another club name, "Club Hell".

shadowcat

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14 years ago

Your description sounds like the porn star "Guage".

Prim0

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14 years ago

^^^ I love Guage! She looks so cute and hot and innocent yet she does some freaky shit (for me) in her videos. Who would thinkn a girl that small could do triple penetrations?!

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