Dancer asked me to do PORN!

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potheadpl
Florida
A dancer I'm friendly with is a retired porn star. Well, she recently got a huge boob job and is looking to re-enter the business, and is planning to start her own website. Last time I saw here she asked if I would shoot with her for the "fan fucks" section of her website.

I politely declined. It's flattering, and something I've always wanted to do, but the idea of an internet porn video hanging over my head forever doesn't thrill me.

Am I just being a wuss? It's not like I ever plan to run for office, and she's pretty hot...

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Dudester
14 years ago
I'm a single guy. A porn tape with a porn star would only raise my sranding.
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DougS
14 years ago
Dudester... I'm guessing your standing isn't the only thing that she'd be raising!

I would agree with pothead, though... it wouldn't be comforting knowing that there is a video out there that could cause you a whole lot of grief depending on when and by whom it is seen.

I WOULD do it if my face were obscured, though. I've seen quite a few videos (mostly the COHF variety) where the guy is actually wearing a mask.. as long as you don't have any identifying marks or tats, that would work!
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SuperDude
14 years ago
It will come back to haunt and damage you. Covering your face won't matter. Production crews, camera operators, distributors or even the guy who gives you your royalty check, will talk.
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Dougster
14 years ago
How much would you get paid?
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steve229
14 years ago
"planning to start her own website"

That's the kind of entrepreneurial spirit that built this country and just what we need in these economically hard times. Pothead, you owe it to her, yourself, and your country to do this. Party on!
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BaddJack
14 years ago
Internists everywhere would applaud if I made a porn movie. No one, and I mean NO one, could possibly watch without getting sick to their stomach....
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shadowcat
14 years ago
I am camera shy. Even the ones in the clubs bother me.
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vincemichaels
14 years ago
Do it ph !!! LOL. We'll all buy copies !!
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Clubber
14 years ago
vm,

What is going on? First you were talking about ogling gay guys on SOBE, and now wishing to buy a porno of potheadpl? Tell me it ain't so that you are leaning to the other side! :) :)

ps - I know better, of course. See ya!
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Prim0
14 years ago
I say GO FOR IT. How many once in a lifetime opportunities do you think you're going to get. Just wear one of those mexican wrestling masks and you'll be fine!
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jackslash
14 years ago
potheadpl,
You're living my fantasy life! Why don't dancers ask me to do porn? Maybe the sight of my naked body would change the movie genre from porn to horror?
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vincemichaels
14 years ago
vincemichaels makes a note to himself: Bring Rufies to the club tomorrow. Dose the dancers and blame Clubber:):)
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CTQWERTY
14 years ago
Vince, you could shut down an entire club (ie Bogart's) by doing that to all of the dancers. They'd all be passed out in the dressing room. Then that would end the "Would you like to buy the lady a drink?" scam.
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georgmicrodong
14 years ago
I've seen clubs here in Louisville where one extra ruffie would result in fatal overdoses for half the dancers. I don't understand how they even stand up when blood only constitutes half or less of what's in their veins.
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londonguy
14 years ago
potheadpl, 'fill yer wellies' as they say over here, in other words 'go for it'.
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samsung1
14 years ago
The Hamiltons could expand their business by shooting porn videos in their VIP area lol.
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Realist123
14 years ago
To answer your question, are you being a wuss?


YES YOU ARE!!
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farmerart
14 years ago
GOD DAMN!! potheadpl, what are you waiting for? What is the scene going to be - creampie, anal, tug job, foot fetish, big boob???

Do it. Upload pictures. Write an article. You will be a tuscl immortal!!
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fesz
14 years ago
Do like a POV style, then you wont have to show your face. you're the camera man.
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SuperDude
14 years ago
Dougster--I hear they pay by the inch. Some royalty checks are larger than others.
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Clubber
14 years ago
vm,

Once time I tried one of the date rape drugs. I just fell asleep. :)
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potheadpl
14 years ago
I think there would be no payment(other than nailing a 4'11" porn star with 32 DDD boobs). I'm supposed to go to a party she's hosting at the swingers' club tomorrow night. She says she likes to have sex while people watch, so that may be my audition. If I can perform there then the website may be a viable option.

Yeah, I'm going to hell...
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vincemichaels
14 years ago
We'll be there, ph !! Pin her to the wall!!!
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Clubber
14 years ago
Another club name, "Club Hell".
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shadowcat
14 years ago
Your description sounds like the porn star "Guage".
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Prim0
14 years ago
^^^ I love Guage! She looks so cute and hot and innocent yet she does some freaky shit (for me) in her videos. Who would thinkn a girl that small could do triple penetrations?!
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