"Paragraph of the Year" nominee???

"I had some very high mileage VIP experiences, there were plenty of attractive dancers, and full room. The crowd tended towards the frat boy set on Saturday night, but on the whole that didn't detract from my time there. Despite a couple of go-rounds with an escort earlier in the afternoon, and a little boredom masturbation session later that day, I still managed to have a couple of... great dance sets that night. I can't explain it, but I'm never harder than when I'm getting dances at a club!"