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"Paragraph of the Year" nominee???

"I had some very high mileage VIP experiences, there were plenty of attractive dancers, and full room. The crowd tended towards the frat boy set on Saturday night, but on the whole that didn't detract from my time there. Despite a couple of go-rounds with an escort earlier in the afternoon, and a little boredom masturbation session later that day, I still managed to have a couple of... great dance sets that night. I can't explain it, but I'm never harder than when I'm getting dances at a club!"

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scatterbrain

Sounds like this guy would score really high on the sex addict quiz.

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BaddJack

clap clap clap

I am moved....

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staxwell

I read this in Morgan Freemans voice...That voice makes good...GREAT

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3LeggedMan

Makes me think of the Dos Equis "Most Interesting Man In The World" ads. Just how does the guy avoid friction burns on his tender areas?

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Clubber

3,

Very small "tender area", so little friction, perhaps. :)

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Papi_Chulo

Kind of a short review – I guess he was too exhausted to write more

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