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"Paragraph of the Year" nominee???

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"I had some very high mileage VIP experiences, there were plenty of attractive dancers, and full room. The crowd tended towards the frat boy set on Saturday night, but on the whole that didn't detract from my time there. Despite a couple of go-rounds with an escort earlier in the afternoon, and a little boredom masturbation session later that day, I still managed to have a couple of... great dance sets that night. I can't explain it, but I'm never harder than when I'm getting dances at a club!"

6 comments

  • scatterbrain
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    14 years ago
    Sounds like this guy would score really high on the sex addict quiz.
  • BaddJack
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    14 years ago
    *clap* *clap* *clap*

    I am moved....
  • staxwell
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    14 years ago
    I read this in Morgan Freemans voice...That voice makes good...GREAT
  • 3LeggedMan
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    12 years ago
    Makes me think of the Dos Equis "Most Interesting Man In The World" ads. Just how does the guy avoid friction burns on his tender areas?
  • Clubber
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    12 years ago
    3,

    Very small "tender area", so little friction, perhaps. :)
  • Papi_Chulo
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    12 years ago
    Kind of a short review – I guess he was too exhausted to write more
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