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Comments by Dudester (page 37)

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    14 years ago
    LeeH
    Georgia
    jeans? are you kucking fidding me?
    Since joining this site, I've mostly made a habit of wearing a pair of dark dress pants (thin fabric, easier on her), but I'm not about grindage. I make love to dancers, for me it's about their sensuality. I'd much rather have them caress my neck, touch my ears, offer me their nipples, and moan softly, before I convince them that I'm great at giving them pleasure.
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    14 years ago
    Rick Snowden, Strip Club Owner, Millionaire Philanthropist Leaving Buffalo
    I'm sure that some community will love his $$$. What do you say, Florida ? Georgia ? Austin ?
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    14 years ago
    recent Mons review...
    I recently had a conversation with someone on this site, whom I was convinced was a young boy. I think it's possible there are some minors on this site, making false reviews to get VIP membership, and getting vicarious jollies by reading our stories.
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    14 years ago
    Black Guy Black Stripper Problem..
    It's a pain in the butt being cockblocked. Just repeat over and over that "I'm waiting for someone." Meanwhile, if you really want something, you have to pursue. Sorry. Also, white strippers (and some black strippers) tell me that they avoid black customers because: 1) They're rough, or aggressive. 2) They're cheap. 2) They stink (some folks in the south only bathe once a week-no joke, really). If you want white dancers, you're going to have to overcome the stereotype-dress for success without looking like a pimp, spend freely, don't be rough, and most important, impress with your hygiene.
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    14 years ago
    Man Dies in Adult Bookstore
    I'd hate to be the EMT, or coroner, who gets that call. I would love to be the guy that the EMT or coroner vents to about the call. "Yeah, the guy had his pants down and his hand was on his richard...."
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    14 years ago
    Strip Club Has 1-Night-Only Special -- Flu Shots
    I usually feel like crap after a vaccination.
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    14 years ago
    10inches
    Florida
    OTC offer
    Actually, I haven't heard "after a few dances. said she did not usually offer but i seemed nice and "her type" of guy" from a stripper since the mid 90's. Not counting my second ATF, other strippers have been straight up (yes/no) about OTC.
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    14 years ago
    Interesting Judicial Decision In Canada
    I'm starting a savings account for an Ontario trip.
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    14 years ago
    W.D.M. man loses debit card at Bourbon Street strip club, mysterious charges pil
    This guy definitely not a TUSCL member-or if he is, he ignored one of our Cardinal rules.
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    14 years ago
    roccoballs
    Anyway the wind blows...
    Customer Abuse!
    I wouldn't take that kind of abuse at a club. A few times, I've had dancers start getting rough and I stopped them.
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    14 years ago
    Left the club today without getting a lap dance
    I only get zero lappers when I have a bad case of writer's block. The atmosphere in a club inspires me.
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    14 years ago
    Strip Club Tips From Mickey Mouse
    ALL Strip Club Managers should take this course. Hospitality is such a forgotten aspect of strip clubs, and dancers especially, need a course in hospitality.
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    14 years ago
    Dancing with the Stars
    I was a dance instructor from 1983-85 (and almost a Chippendales dancer). I handicapped the show earlier for this season. Among the females this season: Audrina Patridge – Surprisingly good. Brandy – My early pick to win it all, but she didn't do well last night. Bristol Palin – Better than I thought. I voted for her last night. I think she'll be in the top five this season. Jennifer Gray – My early pick for second place, but will probably win it all. Florence Henderson – Another week or two until she's out. Margaret Cho – If she keeps her pace from last night, will last another four or five weeks. Rick Fox-will be in the top five. Micheal Bolton-Out this week or next. Kurt Warner-All but one of the NFL players has finished first or second. Will be in the top five. The Situation-Out this week or next.
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    14 years ago
    magicrat
    North Carolina
    When Did You Start Shaving?
    Twice I've had females confront me on the subject, telling me that I prederred shaved because I wanted a little girl. I fired back (shutting them up) that I'm an expert at eating pussy, adding if they preferred to make out with a guy who is shaved, or with a beard.
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    14 years ago
    Outrageous Stage Names For Dancers
    The Century Club (1996-1999) actually had dancers using their real names, Sally, Kirsten, Myra (et.al.). That continues to be mind blowing to me as some had some very bland first names.
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    14 years ago
    Have you ever brought extra cash thinking you would never use but still ran out?
    Happened on my last visit. I was surprised that: 1)I was there a full three hours, and 2) I blew 400.00 I would've spent more if Jonny had let me go FS
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    14 years ago
    "PSYCHO" Stripper!
    mmdv26 is on to something here. Her outburst is identical to one from a onetime co-worker who was bi polar (and cuckoo for cocoa puffs). I was seriously relieved when he was transferred, even though research told me that bi polars are only a danger to themselves. Anyway, go back and if she approaches you, immediately seize the initiative. Don't allow her to speak. Stand, and firmly tell her to go away, "OR ELSE". If she stands her ground, find a manager and threaten to take your $$$ elsewhere. I learned from dealing with the co-worker that they don't know how to deal with a perceived threat. In the words of Grampa Funk "It overamps their vision monitors, then I bring em in here and make jukeboxes out of em."
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    14 years ago
    how
    Texas
    Bolder and Bolder
    In my two most recent SC visits, it was strictly YMWV, however, in the spring I visited the Gold Cup. It was the most dancers I ever saw in one place at one time (100 give or take). I turned down probably twenty offers, and I heard comments from dancers like "I want to molest you" and "I'll let you touch anything you want-it'll be fun for both of us, I promise." It was the competition that particular night.
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    14 years ago
    Canada Targets Strip Clubs in Search of Trafficked Performers
    I'd be willing that the increased surveillance comes about as the result of something similar to a U.S. Federal grant. The last traffic ticket I got (over two years ago) came about because the county received a federal grant to work traffic. The deputy who gave me the ticket gave me a court date in a courthouse fifty miles away (I live a mile from a county courthouse) because he was working overtime (part of the grant) in my part of the county.
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    14 years ago
    DandyDan
    North Iowa
    Be careful, everybody!
    I'm going to take the cop's side of this-not the interrogation tactics, but patrolling high DUI areas. The best car I had was destroyed because a DUI driver going 100 hit me from behind. If you had seen the car, you wouldn't believe that I walked away with a sprained wrist, two broken ribs, and a major concussion. It is far harder to prosecute someone for DUI than it is for murder. Even with video evidence, blood draw, and the judgement of a highly trained veteran Officer, Judges and Juries side with drunk drivers. States don't take DUI serious, and neither does the average citizen, until they lose a close friend or relative to a drunk driver. Luckily, the number of alcohol involved fatalities has been decreasing. I've seen veteran drunks work the system to drive again. My stepfather, a GREAT man, was once of those veteran drunks, but luckily he dried up after marrying my mother. It is my sincere feeling that penalties for drunk driving need to be such a deterrant that people won't drink and drive. First offense needs a 2k fine and a week in jail. Second offense, a 100,000.00 fine plus lifetime revocation of driving privileges. Third offense and higher, 200k fine + ten years in the pen. Each subsequent offense adds another decade in the pen.
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    14 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    The old guy in the corner
    When my grandfather was 80, because of a terrible flash temper, he often fist fought men half his age-and he whupped em !! (fight over in ten seconds) He smoked from the age of 9 until 65, but at 80, he could run a ten minute mile. Some guys are incredible specimens. All they ever knew was hard work, and it toughened them, and after retiring, found projects to keep them busy. It took a freak accident to kill ol Blue, otherwise he'd still be whuppin up on guys half his age.
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    14 years ago
    Detroit police shoot man in suspected strip club break-in
    He's going to be the "butt" of many jokes in the pokey (pun intended).
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    14 years ago
    health inspections at strip clubs
    Last week, I had to work with a Yankee who commiserated eating "a lot of junk food" because his job requires a lot of travel. He actually enjoyed our cafeteria (which I think is two steps below high school cafeteria). I then told him that for a good culinary experience he should check out the food menu items at our strip clubs.
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    14 years ago
    "Damsels" in Distress
    My life is all about chivalry. I've given up on trying to rescue strippers, but I'd rescue my neighbor, if she'd let me. Like farmerart, I've fixed cars, changed flats, and even faced down bullies so that Polly Purebread can leave unmolested.
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    14 years ago
    Former Indianapolis councilman charged with taking $5,000 bribe to help strip cl
    First, the Seattle clubs, then the Portland clubs, and now the feds are pulling stings in individual cities. How's that hopey changey thing working out for ya ?