Dancing with the Stars

Capsule review of this season:

Contestants:

Audrina Patridge – Yet another reality star whose show I’ve never seen, but she look hot Brandy – hey, soul sister – I would do her Bristol Palin – looks like she needs to lose some of the baby fat, but I’d still do her Jennifer Gray – still looks pretty good (I liked her better before she got the nose job) Florence Henderson – I had a weird thing for her back in the Brady Brunch days, lol Margaret Cho – Thank goodness for DVR fast forward

Dancers:

Chelsie Hightower – cute, sweet, all-American girl that I would dearly love to do some bad things to Anna Trebunskaya – hot, redhead, Russian – need I say more? Cheryl Burke - First Rick Fox gets Elisha Dushku for a girlfriend, now Cheryl Burke as a dance partner – what lucky star is this guy under? Lacey Schwimmer – back as a blonde, and I like it Karina Smirnoff – oh, she looks naughty Kym Johnson – not my type, something seems a little off

Host: Brooke Burke – please keep wearing those low cut gowns

Judges: Carrie Ann Inaba – she’s pretty hot

I'd do the judge,and the hostess. Palin's little girl needs some exercise, but I'd do her too. LOL

Seen it a couple of times, nothing to really hold my interest.

Maybe if they had a pole on their stage.

Can't say I've ever seen it, other than it being on in a bar or something like that. Don't they wear clothing and keep it on? Sounds anti-climatic to me.

They don't take off their clothes??

I have not seen it before. I tried watching an episode of Jersey Shore to see some hot Italian girls but that show had so much stupid drama I was getting a headache. Also Cougar Town was another show with a hot actress but again too much girl talk for me to stay interested in it for long.

Not counting sports and such, the only show I watch, without fail, is SOA. Never miss that!

Hey Sam: would you believe they had Jersey Shore on at H8S? It was the first time I had seen it.

Jersey Shore is my guilty pleasure. Except that Snooki looks like her cooch stinks.

I was a dance instructor from 1983-85 (and almost a Chippendales dancer). I handicapped the show earlier for this season. Among the females this season:

Audrina Patridge – Surprisingly good.

Brandy – My early pick to win it all, but she didn't do well last night.

Bristol Palin – Better than I thought. I voted for her last night. I think she'll be in the top five this season.

Jennifer Gray – My early pick for second place, but will probably win it all.

Florence Henderson – Another week or two until she's out.

Margaret Cho – If she keeps her pace from last night, will last another four or five weeks.

Rick Fox-will be in the top five.

Micheal Bolton-Out this week or next.

Kurt Warner-All but one of the NFL players has finished first or second. Will be in the top five.

The Situation-Out this week or next.

But the show is gay. There is nothing manly about it.

Clubber, SOA = Sons of Anarchy? Good show. Sort of "Sopranos on motorcyles". A stripper was actually the one who turned me onto the show. I just hope they get their porno business running again, lol.

steve,

Correct. The porn was an interesting part of the show. I doubt it will come back, however. In my Harley group, we discuss the show on a weekly basis. Always a good time.

No.

love to eat Brandys' pussy as she wrapped those long legs around me! bet she's a tiger in bed. has those "let me suck you" lips. bend her over and doggie that sweet ass all night long!!!

If anyone has ever looked as good at age 50.5 as Jennifer Grey, I'd like to see a pic! And she seems to have kept her dance skills too.