tuscl

The old guy in the corner

georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
Friday, September 24, 2010 1:27 AM
This particular variation on the theme is the stereotypical old worn out farmer. Wiry frame, leathery skin, grizzled face, stooped back, faded coveralls and worn out boots. This guy was a grandfather when God was a mewling baby, but still obviously healthy. A firm, steady handshake, clear eyes, and no shuffling or anything like that when he walks. I've seen him in here a few times, and the last couple he and I have exchanged nods. On this occasion, he's been sitting there for about a half hour, with almost no action but an occasional hug from one the girls. All the girls, pretty much. Until, one of the hottest dancers in the club (I've seen her working once in a while) comes in and before even getting (un)dressed for work, sees him, walks over, and with barely a word takes his hand, leads him over to the bar where he pulls out his money, and then takes him back to the VIP. So I ask my ATF who he is. "He comes in about once a month and spends about $1,000 on [that girl], and some more on some others sometimes." I made a smart ass comment about "hope he's getting his money's worth," to which she responded, "From what I hear, he does, two or three. And then he comes back out and goes back with somebody else for an encore. He bought me a dance once, but he likes a finger up his butt when he gets blown, and I don't do that." I nearly dropped my glass when she said that. I hope I'm *half* as capable when I'm *half* his age.

11 comments

  • troop
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    14 years ago
    the wonders of viagra!
  • gatorfan
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    14 years ago
    Wasn't that a song by Genesis?
  • CTQWERTY
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    14 years ago
    GMD, I met a sweet little blonde at the San Diego Vu who said she likes the same thing. We ought to hook them up!
  • shadowcat
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    14 years ago
    gerorge, you description fits a regular at Columbia Platinum Plus. He always comes in during the afternoon. Sits at the same table. Has a couple of drinks. Eats the free buffet lunch. Has 1 or 2 dancers always sitting with him. After he eats he takes one or two of them to the couch room. He is affectionately known as "Mr D".The dancers tell the story of when Mrs D came in the club looking for him. Grabbed him by the collar and dragged him out of the club. She was heard to say "So this is how you have been spending your afternoons".
  • Dudester
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    14 years ago
    When my grandfather was 80, because of a terrible flash temper, he often fist fought men half his age-and he whupped em !! (fight over in ten seconds) He smoked from the age of 9 until 65, but at 80, he could run a ten minute mile. Some guys are incredible specimens. All they ever knew was hard work, and it toughened them, and after retiring, found projects to keep them busy. It took a freak accident to kill ol Blue, otherwise he'd still be whuppin up on guys half his age.
  • VETERANCLUBBER
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    14 years ago
    The funniest is when I saw an old,old guy getting a dance from a 20 yr old gal wearing a school girl outfit.
  • Skyrbuoy
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    14 years ago
    Well known local attorney used to come into Flashdance WPB before the fire. Very large overhanging gut, would take girls back, take off his shoes and leave them outside the room, and go to town. This guy had bux, and looked like Jabba the Hutt. Money talks, guys!
  • samsung1
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    14 years ago
    "One regular, who forks over $50,000 a month at a club, recently hosted a champagne dinner with two topless dancers as they watched Spider-Man 3. "He likes to pretend he's on a date," shrugs Allan Priaulx, Rick's chief of investor relations. Another regular, a billionaire, spent $200,000 in four weeks this year. "It's fantasy therapy," says Langan. "A 60-year-old man loves a 20-year-old girl climbing all over him. He thinks she really likes him. That's the lie. But she'll keep liking him as long as he keeps paying." [view link]
  • samsung1
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    14 years ago
    I remember reading on TUSCL (I think from CT's post) that there is a regular at Bogarts who has deeded his house over to a dancer for when he dies. Knowing the typical mileage at bogarts, I am sure he is getting his money's worth
  • vincemichaels
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    14 years ago
    Sweet, samsung1, I'l be sure to do the same. LOL
  • vincemichaels
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    14 years ago
    Sweet, samsung1, I'l be sure to do the same. LOL
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