Comments by Dudester (page 26)

I wouldn't mind if a few former porn stars came out of retirement to work a club. I've always wanted to do Tricia Yen, Lil Sinderella, and and Simone.

If she sits next to me and softly caresses the back of my neck with her fingers.

Harry Reid just got re-elected. It'll be at least five years and eleven months until they get rid of this asshole. Why won't people in Nevada get a fucking clue ?

Oh dam

From the movie Flight of the Intruder Razor: Got any prophylactics ? (condoms) Boxman: I always carry twenty six myself. (Razor laughs) Boxman: There's nothing funny about that.

Althoug bigamy is against the law, it works for some people (see above). If they're not a bigamist, there's no law that says you can't be polyamorous.

It is a tragedy that this teacher lost her career because of a religious law.

ATF 1 & 3-yes. ATF 2-no.

I was hoping to see Emma's kitty :) but instead I saw the goth girl's kitty :(

(Sound of a toilet flushing) Someone just threw away their future.

In college I dated a twin. Her twin had had a short wild life before being made to come home (long story). One night, my twin was having trouble getting in her house (lost her keys). While Janet went to check doors and windows,I returned to the car for tools (in case they were needed). As I got to the front door I saw lights coming on in the house. Thinking Janet had got in, I stood at the door. The door opened and it was Renee-completely naked. Instead of covering herself and running off, she stood there and smiled. Janet's voice chimed in from the kitchen and then the father's voice "What's going on out there ?" Reneee said "Uh-oh" and ran off. I ended up being invited in. It was an awkward evening.

Stripper shit comes in different forms. When I was in the military and had to travel incognito (even though I had short hair and a military demeanor), I was taught to talk up something that I appeared to know about. For instance, as a kid, paleontology was my hobby, so I'd pretend to be a paleontologist or archeologist. Before the internet took off, I could also convince people that I was a software genius (although, I'd feel them out first to make sure I didn't insert foot orally). Last night, at a reading with my church actors, I was reading for a part as part of a person's psyche. I channeled Anthony Hopkins and scared everyone in the room.

The ones who pull that off best are full C cups, just short of D cups. In the right kind of top they don't look all that big, but once the top comes off-HOLY CRAP !!

The ones who pull that off best are full C cups, just short of D cups. In the right kind of top they don't look all that big, but once the top comes off-HOLY CRAP !!

poonhound is used frequently in the military.

I'd prefer a Texas sized asteroid that snuffs us all in a matter of minutes.

Texas is completely ruled by the GOP. Draconian laws against SC were passed in 97. Why is Houston a great two way contact/FS/OTC destination ? The city/county/state are having a financial crisis. Lots of states are facing financial problems. The difference between them and Texas is that Texans hate taxes more than anything else. Add in that vice squads have been revealed (in the past) to be big time free spenders. When that hit the media, SC prosecutions slowed way down.

It would be a hoot for a stripper to use "Dude" in her stage name-she wouldn't make tip out.

Being a writer, I have a fantasy of being in a room with a stripper and she asks what I want to her. I tell her and she punches the songs into a jukebox, or I put a mix CD on a player.

It's been more than 7-8 years since I had a stripper pull that crap with me. Ten years ago, when strippers pulled that crap with me, I learned not to put my eggs in one basket. I remember the last time it happened (Trophy Club) the stripper disappeared and a while later, a better offer happened. The disappearing stripper returned and was ticked to find another girl in my lap.

"Neither department arrested any juveniles" "Arlington police said they warned escort service workers that they would be paying particular attention to the sex trafficking business during the days leading up to the Super Bowl, and they say that may have curtailed some of the sex trade activity." Like I said last week, the trafficking nonsense is just an excuse to hold on to religious laws. The cops have been watching too many episodes of Dateline.

And some question why some Houston clubs have metal detectors.

Let's see: San Diego-frequented three often, visited two others El Paso-visited two Albuquerque-visited one Santa Fe-visited one San Francisco-visited five Los Angeles-visited two Lubbock-visited one Houston-ten clubs So, that's a grand total of 27

kingcripple-are you mormon or something ? I'm guessing you're thirty or under. If not, perhaps you didn't frequent clubs, pre late 90's. Pre 95, strip clubs were a "don't touch" zone. In the last ten years, most clubs have been a hands on experience. Don't fight it, revel in it.

"He paid her $200 and after she began a lap dance, the officer signaled for her to be arrested." Big pile of crap. Read the reviews for clubs in Honolulu and what you find is one way contact, at best. The club owner found a stripper willing to give Texas quality lapdances and the cops think that's sex. Truly sad.