Comments by Dudester (page 27)

vince asked: So what??? Who gives a crap if the stud wants to attract women?? Sheeesh !! 1) He's married 2) He's a Republican. Unlike the dems, there's no tolerance for that kind of thing.

In Jail: 1) What're ya here for ? 2) Stole money from a stripper guy rolling around laughing.

I'm a single guy. A porn tape with a porn star would only raise my sranding.

Like pothead said, black guys like the chubbies. My lat time in a black club, I not only saw some chubbies, one gal was 6'3" and 360 easy. YIKES !!

A Hooters Girl and a Republican ? Wow !!

You know, I'm beginning to think the trafficking thing is overblown and is becoming an excuse to hold on to religious laws, passed long ago, no longer embraced by the public.

What jack said, perhaps you should sell your house and car and live in a van down by the river. Welcome back dick. Missed you.

Thanks Sam. The female author of this piece skips all over the place making this a very uninteresting piece to read. Gypsy Rose Lee is the most famous "stripper" ever, but in actuality, she was never seen nude. If you're interested in her and what she was about, let me make a few recommendations: Stage Door Canteen-this 1942 film was about how actors back then supported the troops. You see something like 15 or 16 acts, one of which is Gypsy. She is entertaining, but the emnphasis is on tease as opposed to strip. Lady of Burleque-adapted from one of Gypsy's stories, this movie stars the very beautiful Barbara Stanwyck as a burlesque dancer. Barb puts on one burlesque number demonstrating that besides act, barb could also sing and dance. Mrs. Henderson Presents-a great movie about the first strip club in England and it's importance to the troops in World War 2. Knowing that my father probably was there once connected the movie for me.

I'd rather start with four fully dressed strippers. For each question they can't answer, lose one article of clothing. Once fully nude, on the next wrong question, a pole dance, then out.

Steve, ever heard of the cosmic joke ? You ask, where were these hotties when you sat by yourself ? Kind of like being single. When single, you can't attract any woman for love or money. Start dating a hottie and women are beating down your door begging for a date with you.

Imagine that, check into a hotel where you can watch child porn on TV. It's mind boggling.

1980-there was a now long gone place called the Showboat in Downtown San Diego. The girls who worked there were porn stars between movies. I was 19, she was 19, and man she was cute. When it was her turn on stage, she took an empty champagne bottle with her. She proceeded to make love to that bottle. First it was oral, then the bottle had sex with her tits, and for the finale, she lowered herself onto the bottle.

Thanks for the report-I had been wondering.

Pre Castro-Cuba was the distribution center for porn in North America. I know some porn was shot in Europe, not sure about the rest. During Reagan's first term, most porn was shot on a large ranch in Northern California because the GOP was trying to kill porn once and for all. The ranch was super large, with guards patrolling the grounds, giving the ranch house a five minutes heads up time to shut everything down and get dressed.

This gal quit stripping 15-16 years ago. A lot of what she goes on and on about is largely irrelevant today. A very boring read.

Don't hate the game, hate the playa.

What sam said. Myself, I prefer intelligent conversation, but many females, not just strippers, play dumb for men so that they won't come across as threatening.

Playing devil's advocate here, when the media uses the term "Child sex", the image that comes into mind for many is some frightened preteen white girl barely into development. What is the reality in these arrests is a 16-17 year old black girl who is either tall or well developed for her age and no one knows that she's underage until her I.D. is checked, or she says "I'm an underage runaway from Detroit".

Least Desireable 1. Barbara Walters 2. Kathie Lee Gifford 3. Kathy Griffins 4. Whoopi Goldberg 5. Natalie Portman 6. Kirsten Dunst 7. Kelly Ripa 8. Tyra Banks 9. Wendy Williams (I think it has a dick IMHO) 10. Julia Roberts Actresses that need to play a nudist working as a stripper while earning money on the side in wet T shirt Contests 1. Miley Cyrus 2. Lindsay Lohan 3. Mila Kunis 4. Blake Lively 5. Stana Katic 6. Selena Gomez 7. Emily Osment 8. Ashley Brillaut 9. Brandy 10. Sasha Cohen 2.

There were several interesting parts: 1) 18 year olds caught by mommy or daddy in the club (crying). 2) Little cutie from Hungary who accidentally bleached (destroyed) 200k in cash in her bathtub. 3) Jaguar, who fleeced a PL out of 20k with a sob story about a fictional daughter with a fictitious disease. 4) Sicko who paid over 2k for a stripper to keep a cockroach in her G string for an hour (Ewwwwww).

Like shadow said, I keep clean shaven because as a devotee of DATY, I like her clean shaven.

OTC Gal liked to go shopping-blow the money I gave her (soon asking for more). ATF 2-school and with her kids. ATF 1- hung out with her family and kids.

You should not, ever, take a stripper home. I took OTC Gal home, but only because I hads known her for years, before, and I knew her real name, date of birth, etc. Still, it was a terrible idea. I ended up regretting it. With that said, read up on OTC: http://www.tuscl.net/b.php?AID=391

Dinner + drinks + peaceful resolution +/- 100.00 Dinner + Drinks + skipping out on bill + assault on cop = 90 days in the clink + 1k in bail + 3k in lawyer fees + loss of job + loss of future employment due to criminal record. Priceless

If it's a raging tuna smell, that's a common STD called Trich. If her cooter smells like rotting garbage, she put in a really long day since her last shower. With that said, I've encountered a lot more of the tuna smell in the past couple of years than in the past couple of decades. It could be that the massive upswing in extras in the past couple of years (era of promiscuity ?) has led to a trich epidemic.