Thoughts on the Scottish Deerhound

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A Scottish deerhound won the Westminster Dog Show, but when I heard this on TV I thought they said "beerhound." This got my attention because a beerhound would be more useful than a coonhound, a wolf hound, a German shepherd, or a gay poodle. Could some dog breeders please work on this?
"Beerhound" would also be a good nickname for me. Can I change my nickname on this list?
"Pussyhound" might be an even more appropriate nickname, but it sounds like an oxymoron.
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last commentbtw, have you been drinking? ;)
My Scottish heritage suggests that Scottish BEERhound is perfectly acceptable.
Now, if you could breed a retreiver that could fetch both beer and pussy you'd be in business.
jack, beerhound321 is already taken.
poonhound is used frequently in the military.
I can think of a couple of strip clubs that should probably belong to the Westminster Kennel Club.