Thoughts on the Scottish Deerhound

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
A Scottish deerhound won the Westminster Dog Show, but when I heard this on TV I thought they said "beerhound." This got my attention because a beerhound would be more useful than a coonhound, a wolf hound, a German shepherd, or a gay poodle. Could some dog breeders please work on this?

"Beerhound" would also be a good nickname for me. Can I change my nickname on this list?

"Pussyhound" might be an even more appropriate nickname, but it sounds like an oxymoron.

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looneylarry
14 years ago
btw, have you been drinking? ;)
BaddJack
14 years ago
My Scottish heritage suggests that Scottish BEERhound is perfectly acceptable.
metaldude
14 years ago
Now, if you could breed a retreiver that could fetch both beer and pussy you'd be in business.
shadowcat
14 years ago
jack, beerhound321 is already taken.
Dudester
14 years ago
poonhound is used frequently in the military.
shadowcat
14 years ago
I can think of a couple of strip clubs that should probably belong to the Westminster Kennel Club.
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