SC/Civilian life crossove
georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
Thursday, February 17, 2011 8:09 PM
BaddJack's comment in another thread reminded me of a similar one a few months back. My wife and I were in a local fast food place for lunch, and a very nicely shaped girl in a mini-skirt and tank top was in front of us digging through her purse for the last part of what she owed. After a few minutes of watching her fruitlessly searching, I pulled out the leftovers I had and gave her the two she needed. She looked embarrassed, but took them with a "thank you".
Before I could even open my mouth for a response, my wife pipes up with, "Don't worry about it, he *likes* giving singles to pretty girls." The poor girl turned as red as anyone I've ever seen, and the counter staff was disabled for a few minutes.
My wife apologized to her; she'd meant it as a dig against *me* and wasn't trying to embarrass *her*.
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